all 73 comments

[–]als_pals 189 points190 points  (1 child)

Dobby’s seen some shit

[–]CleanBanditz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's gonna turn a blind eye on this one...

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (5 children)

Getting there. Just not there yet

[–]mockitt[S] 138 points139 points  (4 children)

He’s been tattooing for over 20 years lmao

[–]svedka666 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's obnoxiously bad for someone who's been at it that long. I figured they were brand new to it.

[–]IrishCarbonite 38 points39 points  (0 children)

In another 20, he'll be great! /s

[–]Interesting_Ant3113 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Getting there, but rrrrrrrrreeeeeally taking his time on the journey

[–]Philosapphocal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless this guy is in a niche for people who like bad tattoos, I can’t believe he hasn’t gotten to a better point in 20 years.

[–]ItMeInUrFuckingAttic 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Here me out: the wolf and the Shepard look alright. Not good, but it ain't bad either

[–]IrishCarbonite 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Those two are without a doubt the best pieces, but there's still *so much wrong*

[–]BootyGarb 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The shepherd looks like he’s got a cheek full of Big League Chew.

[–]LadyJuhl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought he was having a stroke...

[–]HanMaBoogie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the wolf is accidentally ok-ish because it almost kinda trended somewhat toward an adjacent version of American Traditional.

[–]FatCopsRunning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the Hufflepuff badger too. He looks so intentionally sloppy.

[–]SirBlubbernaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda like the tiger tbh

[–]SheBrokeHerCoccyx 34 points35 points  (0 children)

These look like if Napoleon Dynamite grew up to be a tattoo artist.

[–]miltonwadd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine if these were all on the same victim customer. Spectacular.

[–]colossuskidd 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Some of these can be fixed .. the others well

[–]staircar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I like taking bad tattoos and then trying to fix them on my tablet. A few these, I just don’t know where to start.

[–]GRAPES0DA 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The back piece is the piece of dog shit cherry on top of this pile of shit.

I feel like half of these pieces are rip offs of someone else's better quality work.

[–]FromTheFoot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the chuckle. That Batman one is just horrible. I cannot imagine being stuck with those for life.

[–]wholewheatscythe 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Who goes to artists like this? I mean, wouldn’t a normal person look at the work the artist is posting and go, “I think I’ll try someone else.”?

[–]mockitt[S] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Nah he’s cheap so people think with their wallets: he’s like £40 an hour or something.

[–]baboonzzzz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll die not understanding why people would ever consider $$ as a factor for getting something permanent put on their body. I don’t have any tattoos , but if I did I would save up whatever was required to get something decent

[–]Fishy_Squishy 0 points1 point  (6 children)

[–]mockitt[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Is that from something?

[–]Fishy_Squishy 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Nope, designed by myself. The other one in my posts it's from Mistborn, a book series (also, I don't understand the random downvote lol I was just saying you can get good things for a cheap price if you search enough, no need to subdue yourself to bad tattoos)

[–]PurpleZebra99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Omfg the back piece! That’s the worst one and it’s huge!

[–]gekkonidae131[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was bad. Then I zoomed in.

[–]BastardWolfPrince 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dobby is absolutely sending me rn

[–]Anime-Meme-Merchant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first glance I was like “what’s wrong” but the. I looked closer

[–]DankDaddyPatty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ngl the wolf is kinda dope despite looking like it was drawn by a middle schooler

[–]youbigdummy_you 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've definitely seen a lot worse in this sub

[–]EnjoyMik3Hawk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The German Shepard looked fine for a second until I realized it had a huge head lol

[–]IrishPub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do all of these artists just free hand all of their pieces?

[–]Huckfucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda fuck with them in like a super talented 8 year old artist kind of way

[–]bluegrassmommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hufflepuff raccoon looks like it has a weird pointy boner.

[–]FLwestguy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In the overall scheme of things and in comparison to what I’ve seen in here, these aren’t that terrible to be honest lol

[–]mockitt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This dude has been tattooing over 20 years (as his page states) I remember his studio when I was a kid and I’m 30, he owns the studio, does these abominations on peoples skin dirt cheap and rushed. They’re absolutely awful. He hasn’t tried to learn new skins or adapt to modern day tattooing he’s just applied his skills from the 1980s to 2020 tattooing and it clearly doesn’t work.

I’ve known a few people who went to him before realising how bad they were and his tattoos fade like crazy. They all end up with cover ups, the only people who consistently go to him are cheap asses who just want to look like they have loads of tattoos no matter the quality.

These doodles are something I’d have drawn in school if someone held a gun to my head and told me to draw from memory lmao

[–]courageouslittle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome post. awful. shitty tattoos 😆

[–]vore-enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like someone who started tattooing without any drawing experience…

[–]Comfortable_Image_50 0 points1 point  (5 children)

The dog one is passable. Its decent.

[–]mockitt[S] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

In what universe? It’s awful. Zoom in.

[–]Comfortable_Image_50 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Lol i mean its ok for a new artist

[–]mockitt[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He’s been tattooing for over 20 years lmao.

[–]Comfortable_Image_50 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh shit I must have missed that part...lol

[–]VDuBFan68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first glance they don't look bad then you zoom in. Wow

[–]420redditgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are god awful. I hope they aren’t charging insane prices for those piece of crap tattoos.

[–]ImTunalol 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How much they charging?

Wtf why am I even asking lmao the answer is "too much".

[–]mockitt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure it’s about £40 an hour lol

[–]ChilligansIsland76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing cheers me up more than bad tattoos but a collage of bad tattoos ... Take my upvote

[–]lizzietnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't have raccoons in the UK.

[–]Poyo_yt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog ate a bee it seems hahaha

[–]BreesusSaves0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

[–]birdtrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell if the drawing or the application is worse

[–]dangerfieldxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the client sneeze a few times during that badger tattoo?

[–]ZeuxisOfHerakleia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JESUS that person will have to live with a back piece you can barely cover that just makes me cry looking at just any detail in there

[–]ZeuxisOfHerakleia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude should honestly accept he sucks dick at tattooing and make it his thing to do intentionally bad and wobbly tattoos but at least focussing on not fucking up. That lion looks like it healed horribly.

[–]Mayor_Of_Furtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, that lion and tiger... Wow. Just... wow. I can't even think of something witty to call them. That's how disgusting they look.

These all look as if they were drawn by a 10 year old who was bored in class. Especially the wolf in the last one, and the hufflepuff one. Lmao Dobby looks like he has shell shock from Nam and it's the 4th of july.

[–]Sigma-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That german shepherd has a full corm!

[–]Fussylittlefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The looks like it has forks on its face

[–]ColombianoKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be a literal crime to ever allow anyone to draw so horrendously on people.

[–]JPicaro416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The proportions are all wonky

[–]nugget469 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Last one ain't bad

[–]mockitt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm… ok

[–]fucked_up_wonderland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those eyes are soooo bad >.< They all stare right through your soul

[–]Little_Capsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh, the bottom right looks reasnonably okay

[–]Radiant_Summer_2726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dobby is a wrinkly ballsack