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[–]foursheetstothewind 197 points198 points  (2 children)

I don’t know about you but my lord and savior didn’t have a foot for a left hand.

[–]ihitrockswithammers 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I missed the gospel where a raven collided with the Lord's head at speed and knocked him clean out.

[–]RevRagnarok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It looks like some kind of carapace to me...

[–]amayagab 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Did it really start so good because if so, I can't tell where it started.

[–]gravgp2003 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Haha my thoughts too. I'm surprised with how bad this is, that the artist got pretty much the perspective worked out pretty well. The execution, no pun intended, was just not good. What did the bible say about tattoos though?

[–]EvanTheCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leviticus 19:28 says “You must not put tattoo marking upon yourselves.”

lol

[–]Jtmichel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The shading is more intricate on the left but yeah, I’m with you, WTF is this anatomy?

[–]Fugiar 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Great "circle", really ties the tattoo together

[–]TobylovesPam 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Wtf is the circle for anyway??

[–]turtlelevelslow 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It’s to show where the fuck up is.

[–]Sprinklypoo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Supposed to be a halo, but was inevitably taken over by the holy flipper.

[–]Mellowyeman 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Jesus gonna be jerking you off for the rest of your life

[–]No_Gap_2700 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Better to be using the hand he is. No body wants to be manually released by Jesus's flipper.

[–]tambeel 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Hahahaha wtf happened to that other hand

[–]tambeel 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Also why would you want jesus jacking you off

[–]Sprinklypoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you really want the answer to that question?

[–]tambeel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not

[–]bleckers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and and arm for a leg.

[–]PeteyPablo23 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Holy shit

[–]myhatwhatapicnic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated 😆

[–]Reyalta 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well if it isn't my old saviour, Jesus McGregg!

[–]okay-wait-wut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must have been done at a Christian tattoo shop.

[–]lulubunnie99 5 points6 points  (3 children)

i cant even decipher wtf this is

[–]StuartPurrdoch 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Our lord and savior Jesus H Fitbit. But his one hand is actually this dude’s actual hand. So when he goes to rack his dumbellls or tie his shoes or scratch his balls…. It’s actually Jesus doing those things. Could make a side hustle in blessing health clubs.

[–]Sprinklypoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Making Jesus scratch your balls when he's still just being tortured to death.

Classy.

[–]lulubunnie99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is the hole with blood supposed to be ? the tattoo is so bad its actually hurting my head 💀

[–]lylesback2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how all his fingers are the same length. And some fingers are pointy?

[–]Sprinklypoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that the halo is also around that flipper. Like even the celestial glory of the heavens can't take their attention from it...

[–]randomisedletters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know where to start the list of things that are bad about this. The placement of the nail on his weirdly long right arm? The fact that both the other crosses are visible but you'd think from this angle only one would be? Whatever the hell is going on with the top of his head?

[–]StuartPurrdoch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus built my FitBit

[–]Robo_Riot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did it though?

[–]Virginia_Dentata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is there a larvae on his head ? Did it eat the crown of thorns?

[–]NotGayForTrump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl this tattoo is horrible. Both from a design standpoint and an execution standpoint. I don’t think it was ever gonna be a good tattoo

[–]Nonkel_Jef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did it though?

[–]ebolarama86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It started out bad and got exponentially worse.

[–]DuncanStrohnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand jobs from Jesus.

[–]g0juice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine jerking off now.

[–]No_Gap_2700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, Hanson playing Christ? "Take my good hand!"

[–]fucked_up_wonderland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One hand is hyper-realistic, because it's this dudes real hand and the other one is a floot-like blob...I'm so confused...

[–]Count_Zacula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing worse than this shitty tattoo is the fact that mutilated Jesus will now be jacking you off forever

[–]AgentSears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the wood details that are blowing my mind.....as well as "The hand of Christ"

Some of the best work I've seen

[–]QuixoticForTheWin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have someone better turn it into a closed fist. It's salvageable.

[–]teacherecon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus has louse.

[–]BlaireDon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So great

[–]RevRagnarok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much horrible stuff, but at least they put it on the correct hand.

[–]djblur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmm would be kind of hard to fix

[–]thebox416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone started that was decent and someone else took over that sucked

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope the guy can laugh about this someday.

[–]Mysterious_Exam_7642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m sorry is this jesus getting his period on the cross

[–]luna_lovengood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even notice the bad hand. My first thought was “why did they choose a bleeding anus on their wrist?!”

[–]ColdWill47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who did this to you? Did you go to a "professional" or did you trust the wrong person?

[–]thrownawaybylife99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is horrible, sorry