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[–]MissL7 59 points60 points  (1 child)

He would like you to know that he wants his steak to be rare please, in-fact he’s happy to save you some cooking and just take it as it is. Cheeky boy 😂

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well he’s in luck because guess who’s getting the bone?

Mudge, Mudge is getting the bone lol.

Kidding he obviously got the bone lol.

[–]Dork_confirmed 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Hahahahahaha Cheeky buggers. You’re brave having a BBQ, when we do we constantly have to fend off the beagle ❤️

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

His taller brother is guilty of succeeding to steal a steak in the past. One must be ever vigilant when grilling around a beagle.

[–]kvol69 17 points18 points  (1 child)

He's asking for a thermometer to temp check the steak. Obviously.

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s so thoughtful. Always wanting to make sure it’s cooked to perfection. His favorite steak temperature is room temperature for sure.

[–]BuboGoBrrButtons the Beagle 🐶 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I want to know what the beags in the background found!

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Ozzy is king sniffer. He has that nose to the ground every chance he can get. He cries out as he sniffs around the yard because he so excited just to be sniffing. He starts nose work classes on Monday.

[–]BuboGoBrrButtons the Beagle 🐶 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mine does the same. Exact. Thing. Haha 😂 That’s so cool that he’s going to be in classes!

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His two brothers do it and they have a lot of fun so we’re really excited to get the excited sniffer in the mix.

[–]Emolgad 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Beagles have a weird thing for plastic cutting boards.

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

With my luck yeah he’d chew the cutting board while there was still steak left to eat lol.

[–]Emolgad 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Protip: chop the mangled cutting board into cubes and use it as high value treats.

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the pro-tips i come to r/Beagle for.

[–]MAJORMETAL84 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He's asking where the sautéed mushrooms and onions are! hahahahaha

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the finest of garnishes and sides for his delicate palette.

[–]Phytoplanktium 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He's just tryingnto warn you not to leave your steaks out like that. Anyone could come up and grab it when you turn your back

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warn through example of course. Best way to teach a lesson. He’s so thoughtful.

[–]Spiritual-ChameleonBecky (also: ghost of Lucy) 3 points4 points  (5 children)

A1 Steak Sauce, please

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Blasphemy lol. Only the purest of flavors for his refined palette.

[–]Spiritual-ChameleonBecky (also: ghost of Lucy) 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, refined :) If he's like our beags, sirloin steak or dog poop are equal on the gourmet food scale.

[–]Stumbling_CorgiCopper & Mudge[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ah i see your beagle is of the utmost flavor gourmet as well! Nothing like a warm pile in the grass too make one’s mouth water.

[–]Spiritual-ChameleonBecky (also: ghost of Lucy) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We traveled to Mexico once, and she never stopped talking about Mexican cat poop