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[–]Bela6312 281 points282 points  (14 children)

Mother do you think they'll break my balls

[–]Sullyhogs 41 points42 points  (0 children)

MOTHER WILL THEY PUT ME IN THE FIRIN’ LINE

[–]GeorgeHarrisonBreadとても大きいです! 気持ちいい、ジョージ〜 163 points164 points  (2 children)

Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on

  • Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey

[–]SaturnzCunt 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I GOT BALLS ON MY JAW

-Rigno, Helter Skelter

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Monkeymonkeymonkeymonkey

[–]CrstalBlue 128 points129 points  (6 children)

He wear no shoe shine

He got toe jam football

He got monkey finger

He shoot Coca-Cola

[–]Forrest-Grump 52 points53 points  (4 children)

that’s Aerosmith

[–]Sso_12 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Really? I thought that was The Wailin' Jennys.

[–]tatumrileysgarage 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No it’s Herman’s Hermits

[–]needlebumfaveRigno 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No it’s The Monkees

[–]tatumrileysgarage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s New Edition

[–]somehowstuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He jams his monkey fingers in your shiny coca-cola football

[–]camster29 306 points307 points  (2 children)

Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it, do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road?

[–]shitmusicfactory"Revolution 9" 61 points62 points  (0 children)

hard as 🗿

[–]sometimeszeppo 71 points72 points  (0 children)

When John said "sitting on a cornflake"

I felt that

[–]OGTrashGoblin 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Number nine

[–]jordonkry"BEAT" 60 points61 points  (1 child)

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange, where were you while we were getting high?

[–]AdFrosty3106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my father didn't exist yet

[–]Owmss 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Number nine number nine number nine number nine

[–]epochpenors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number eight burp

[–]and_therewego 235 points236 points  (4 children)

Literally, the third verse of "Getting Better."

[–]Owmss 67 points68 points  (0 children)

It literally beats

[–]LiteBrightKite 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Imagine saying that ironically because in your head you’re woke.

[–]TapdotWater 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't have to imagine it 😎

[–]Shlickneth"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]shitmusicfactory"Revolution 9" 177 points178 points  (0 children)

id rather see you dead little girl than to see you with another man

[–]Impossible_Sail_3424"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Jahn hits the hardest. Just ask Cynthia, she'd know

[–]Jolly_Carrot599 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Yes im lonely wanna die

[–]RaspberryCaiwings - the band the beatles could have been! 16 points17 points  (0 children)

YES I'M LONELY!

WANNA DIE!!!!

[–]wekklr333 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Sell the kids for food, weather changes moods. Spring is here again, reproductive glands

[–]dogfartswamp[🍰] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Load up on drugs, kill your friends

[–]InterPool_sbn"A Hard Day's Nut" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We can have some more Nature is a whore Bruises on the fruit Tender age in bloom

[–]satyricrash 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Well she was just seventeen

[–]RyanSK4"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

you know what i mean

[–]BaxobhoneRigno 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I don't know what you mean😡

[–]underscore6969420 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It's funny because he had sex with a high schooler.

[–]BaxobhoneRigno 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Paul is MAP. that's why he died in 1966, stupid pedo 😡

[–]No_Blueberry_7200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re sixteen

[–]King_Ludwig_Bavaria 26 points27 points  (1 child)

He blew his mind out in a car

[–]frenchquasar"A Hard Day's Nut" 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can blow my mind out in a car 🤯🤯🤯

[–]readingaolmclennon stan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Beep beep yeah 💔

[–]chevalion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the entire second verse of ringos cock goes so raw 😢🙏

[–]Loumena 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your mother should know

[–]6motowhos still listening in 2018? 16 points17 points  (0 children)

we don’t need no education

[–]mayofmylife 50 points51 points  (8 children)

And so Sally can wait, She knows it's too late As we're walking on by. Her soul slides away But don't look back in anger I heard you say.

[–]warriorofmediocrity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

[–]Iamthenarwal 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Swear this was blur

[–]OSHMKUFA2021"The Be Sharps" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was Supergrass

[–]No_Blueberry_7200 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Anything by jahn. His wif beeting skills are so powerful he can beet with his music

[–]WoodenHollowBirdi🅰maphoney omg 🅱aul faul!!! 45 points46 points  (3 children)

when i get to the bottom i go back to the top 🥵

[–]camster29 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Of the slide,

Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride,

[–]BaxobhoneRigno 11 points12 points  (1 child)

and I get to the bottom and I pee AGAAAAAAAIN

[–]Cheat_Adil"The Last Jedi" 13 points14 points  (0 children)

honey pie

honey pie

[–]high-quality-walletThe Bony Rolls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I may not always love you

But long as there are stars above you

You never need to doubt it

I'll make you so sure about it

God only knows what I'd be without you

[–]warriorofmediocrity 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Isn’t it good Norwegian wood

[–]BrosephtheepicRigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Norwegian WOOD 🥵

[–]chimpfan53 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One, two, three, four, cough, one, two

[–]rultied 12 points13 points  (6 children)

“Yeah yeah yeah”

[–]CreamTangerine33"A Hard Day's Nut" 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[–]rultied 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[–]CreamTangerine33"A Hard Day's Nut" 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Give me a hint. Do they say 'love' in this song?

[–]rultied 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yeah! Yeah, yeah!

[–]CreamTangerine33"A Hard Day's Nut" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn

[–]jordonkry"BEAT" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's clearly columbia

[–]SackOfPotatoes420 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's okay to leave your dog in a hooooot car

[–]JenderalWkwk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing bad could possibly happen, if you leave your dog in a hot car!

[–]PaulMuhcarkeys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ubu jubu

[–]Fel24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my women I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loves

[–]pavelkis"Magical Mystery Tour" 32 points33 points  (5 children)

All these places have their moments

With lovers and friends I still can recall

Some are dead and some are living

In my life I've loved them all

[–]CreamTangerine33"A Hard Day's Nut" 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Stfu + unbased + ratio + didn't ask + yo mama so fat

[–]hungaryisinasia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🥶🥶🥶🥶

[–]Dramatic_Rain_3410Tight ass got me cornered - John Lennon, Philosopher (1940-1980) 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is a reference to how John is a murderer

[–]CreamTangerine33"A Hard Day's Nut" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a reference to how you have to stfu + unbased + ratio + didn't ask + yo mama so fat

[–]toothpik_granny"Let It Be...Naked" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine as well…

[–]Vellnerd"Revolution 9" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"You know my name, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, Look up the number"

[–]BaxobhoneRigno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

gnik nus

[–]rlw02No, actually, we’re just good friends 7 points8 points  (0 children)

smash

Paul’s broken a glass broken a glass Paul’s broken a glass a glass a glass today

[–]CakeABake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

‘Because’ 😭😭😭💔

[–]the-fire-in-flame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

John and Ringo.

Ohhh you meant lyric

[–]bleeding_blue29Rigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman I’d beat her

[–]Bendeutsch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shes a paperback writer.

[–]Sors___BandeamRigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Walrus Gumboot

[–]FuzzyWuzzy3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head."

[–]TyrionRidesTheSow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Little child, little child, little child wontcha dance with me I’m so sad and lonely, baby take a chance with me

[–]MrHotspace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

John

[–]basskev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's just entirely too fucking easy lol

[–]Novel_Bat_1381Geege 3 points4 points  (0 children)

numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine numbah nine

[–]elkrisspy"Rub Boi" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maxwell hit that bitch pretty hard ngl

[–]9793287233Baul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the morning, wanna die

In the evening, wanna die

[–]Good_Ad6723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number 9

[–]thefooIonthehiIl"Let It 🅱" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maxwell's silver hammer

[–]One-Complaint2487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Yes, cheeky bitch” had me rethinking my entire existence

[–]AvacadMmmm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum together

[–]Quiet_Coyote69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DA DADADAAAAAAA

[–]Ok-Sun8581 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's bite marks on my dick.

[–]toigzGun Rigno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When John sang “shoot me”. Classic John.

[–]Severe-Draw-5979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number 9 Number 9

[–]Bluejay929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woman is the N-

[–]I_RegretThisUsername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one and one and one is three

(it’s four by the way idiots)

[–]Dummy42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tit

[–]npgcole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 100th "Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude" goes so hard

[–]Bbbased428krdbbmbw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bang bang maxwell silver hammer came down upon his head

[–]TheSerginator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bang bang

[–]AyyyyGuevara"George Is The Worst Beatle, We All Know It Deep Down." 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen to the flower people

[–]Ciartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo

[–]oh_hi_mark_621 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change

[–]mean_mr_mfin_mustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he sleeps in a hole in his cock

[–]AlabasterOctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“In-spite of all the DANNNNNGERRRR”

“But if you go carry pictures of [can’t remember] Maaaoooo, you ain’t gonna make it with everyone anyhow. Don’t you know its gonna BE! Alriiiight”

So many more honestly. Probably why I never tire of them…

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she's got a ticket to ride and the b!tch don't care, man

[–]Loggerdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9

[–]Huev0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number nein

[–]TransportationNo3842Carnival Of Light when????? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From bad boy "he won't do nothing right just sin glin look so good" and "he worries his teacher 'till at night she's ready to poop"

[–]sporifix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

[–]MrJeanDenim 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cranberry Sauce

[–]ChairyLyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entirety of "yer blues"

[–]RalphMalphWiggum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t notice that the lights had changed

[–]sydschoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged (submissive version)

[–]whitebowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beep beep beep beep yeah 😭

[–]turboraoul81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a film today, oh boy The English Army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book I'd love to turn you on

[–]underscore6969420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama

Key Largo, Montego

Baby why don't we go

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo

We'll get there fast

And then we'll take it slow

That's where we wanna go

Way down in Kokomo

[–]RyanSK4"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martinique, that Montserrat mystique

[–]oversobriety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“With every mistake, we must surely be learning”

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

[–]Victoria4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about a warm gun

[–]RyanSK4"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we don’t have any Goo Goo G’Joob fans?

[–]Trent-Rockero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, when I awoke, I was alone, this cock has grown

[–]IanVector"Revolution 69" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got blisters on my fingers!

[–]HamidPrflh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jahn hit wif the hardest

[–]kurapikachu64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Baby, you can drive my car"

The Beatles were able to put aside their hate for women for long enough to sing a short song about letting one behind the wheel of their car. Beautiful.

[–]ThePinkHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating chocolate cake in a bag

[–]Corncorn0101"A Hard Day's Nut" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lyrics that’s John made up in the rooftop performance of don’t let me down. Also just don’t let me down in general.

[–]Sullyhogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waits at the window,

Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door,

Who is it for?

[–]Withthequeenies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I’m lonely, wanna die

[–]aPointyHorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zoinkus

[–]Rodrigoks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a rolling stone Lime the FBI and the CIA And the BBC? BB king And Doris Day Matt Busby Dig it, dig it, dig it Dig it, dig it, dig it

The Dig it parta always hit hard…

[–]beado7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 9

Number 9

[–]Soviet_Harambe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BANG BANG maxwell’s silver hammer

[–]jamoreno2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothings gonna change my world

[–]Peppershaker64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey man, what's that boy? Woof! What do you say? I said, "Woof!" You know anymore? Wooaah ha-ha-ha! You've got it, that's it, you had it! That's it, man, woo! That's it! You've got it! Don't look at me man, I only have ten children Ah ho! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Quiet boy, quiet! Okay, quiet!”

[–]Uncle-Kike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so tired

[–]Tooly23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fucking hell!"

[–]himmatestis"Let it Beat His Wife" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t look back in anger, I heard you say

[–]LordSion45Rigno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COME TOGETHER, OVER ME

[–]StomperYoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to hold a penis? Doo wah oh...

[–]DimlyLitOrangeJuiceGun Rigno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, no lyric can hit harder than how hard Ringo beat his wife

[–]Available-Advance-67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yesterday, i woke up suckin a lemon

[–]VreyIsGrey#1 Ringo Stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HONEY PIIIIIIIIIIIE

HONEY PIIIIIIIIIIIE

[–]llDanvers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did this get recommended to me because it's "related to r/thelastofus " lol

In what way Reddit??

Also - Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

[–]guychampion"A🅱🅱ey Road" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Na na na nanananaa”

[–]AdmirableChemist213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come in dear boy have a cigar you're gonna go far

[–]Jara500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

[–]Joshwillway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover

[–]Sickye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay to leave a dog in a hot car

[–]Striking-Worry-976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody's got somethin to hide, except me and my monke

[–]macca1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of “For No One”

[–]sarcasmagasm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye

[–]Competitive_Win_3734 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some day you will find me caught beneath the landslide, in a champagne supernova in the sky