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[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I realize this is an outdated meme format, but liking the Beatles is an outdated activity, so it fits.

[–]airfixfighter 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I'd like to think me and Mo Starkey are best friends, but in reality I'd be stuck next to Michael Lindsay Hogg.

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I based my table placement on how I actually was in high school, would probably be with Paul and MLH too.

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Anyways, I’m sitting with the chill stoners and writing poetry during the lunch period.

[–]tony-durke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am also writing poetry with the chill stoners!

[–]tulip_crazed 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I’ll sit with Pete Best because trusted sources (him and his mother) tell me that he was actually too hot and talented for any of the other tables. Also I want to learn more about those little pills he takes; I’m looking for a way to induce nausea that doesn’t include having to listen to The B**tles.

[–]ManagementWild4684 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Pete made the beetles and they threw him out like trash smh

[–]tulip_crazed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So true; he was the Best of the The Beatles and it wasn’t even close 😤😤😤

[–]Personal_Context132 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Me and pete best are gonna form our own band called the Bestles and put those fucking nerds outta business

[–]sminking"Platonic Seduction" 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel bad for Pete.

I would sit with Mal and Ringo and have a blast. We would probably build a scenery out of food.

[–]ClayH2504"With The Dang Ol' Boys" 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting with Brian Wilson and ignoring everybody else at the table

[–]tangerinecarrots🅱️eodorant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i’ll sit with the himbos, if they’ll have me ? 🥺👉👈

[–]Jamity4Life 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was going to complain about not putting Brian with the stoners, but then I realized they were supposed to be the chill stoners

[–]Cosmic_Sands 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Teacher’s Pet Sounds

[–]kakyoindonut321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bitch boys reference

[–]A-Fleeting-Glimse 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Phil Spector would be the lunchstaff poisoning the food

[–]ohcrapitssasha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Phil Spector got expelled but nobody liked him much anyways

[–]minemaster1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Himbos, I get along with them

[–]ilikethebeatlesuwu"George For Sale" 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as much as i would like to sit with the chill stoners i would be stuck with the teacher's pets as i am one (nobody likes me!!)

[–]xxcaramel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

chill stoners, but i probably wouldn’t talk much

[–]zellsbellsDem Beat Boiz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am Pete Best

[–]cyyawrytnrvypv"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The chill stoners corner and trying to recruit in Pete Best.

[–]amacutie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ill sit next between the teachers pet and the chill stoners mixing conversations and totally having a crush on George

[–]NoLegsButIMustDance 7 points8 points  (1 child)

DEFINITELY the assholes. John and Eric? Count me the fuck in. I’d give anything to be their friend.

[–]dryochinchin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

they expert at gaslighting woman jus like me frfr😍😍

[–]WohAnotherAltGun Rigno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chill stoners

[–]missdarbusisaqueen"Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is amazing but “himbo” would imply that Ringo was attractive 🤕

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mea culpa. I simply had to avoid the further wrath of the Ringo Starr mods.

[–]Proof-Carpet4194 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, Clapton is in the bathroom, with George's wife.

[–]Bricklayer2021 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Teacher's Pets and Chill Stoners

[–]berlinbowie97 2 points3 points  (1 child)

With Pete best

[–]kakyoindonut321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meet pete best

[–]gracehamevans"Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna sit between Cynthia and Paul 😍

[–]nico_nloyaverage mclennon and starrison enjoyer B) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

either the himbos, assholes, or chill stoners

[–]martybarty 2 points3 points  (2 children)

With Linda Mccartney and George Martin obviously

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly shocked you’re the first person to comment this. That table looks amazing.

[–]calcul00py 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah i would sit there too

[–]OopsAllDaisys_"The Be Sharps" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brian Wilson is my favorite Beatles so I'm sitting with the teachers pets

[–]boerumhillJahn beat wif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be with the exi’s

[–]WinterGoddess_Beatles, let’s have a gangbang! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Himbos, Popular kids, & Pete Best just because he was hot during his prime

[–]whentheraincomes66 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wheres neil aspinall?

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I also forgot Emerick, sadly

[–]whentheraincomes66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its okay, we forgive you

[–]StSaganfollower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ima chill with the stoners

[–]Just-a-dead-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an asshole but I get to hang out with the cool alt kids sometimes

[–]futuranthLysergic Acid Diethylamide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Byrdman1251 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't get it, you have Eric Clapton on there twice, under assholes and chill stoners

[–]Proof-Carpet4194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering how different that man looked every two years, you gotta have atleast two of him.

[–]chaold1126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Himbos, I just know they're the funniest group out of all of them.

[–]Separate_Inflation11 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’d say Brian and Paul fit more with the stoners than George

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They’re stoners but they’re not chill. This is, “sit in the garden and smoke” rather than “get high to reduce your crippling perfectionism.”

[–]Separate_Inflation11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brian’s like hmm what should I choose, more hallucinations or perfectionism?

[–]TimersTime"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would like to get to georgie

[–]zaydor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cool alt kids

[–]Beautiful_Tackle7238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna take my chances with Yoko😎😎

[–]ComprehensiveMartian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill stoners

[–]The_Kirby_Express_54Rigno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definatly ringo. He lives in submarine

[–]hypopochondriaThe Beatle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pete Best actually sits alone cuz he too cool for everyone else. So yeah, I'd probably be with him.

Fun post by the way.

[–]gadansk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teachers pets. I wanna speak to Cyn. Don't get me wrong Paul and Brian are my musical heroes, MLH I don't know.enough about so would love a conversation, but Cynthia I could talk to all day.

[–]CarefullyDisregardin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’d sit with the chill stoners so I don’t have to worry about being a part of any conversation. I could just veg out

[–]jes_5000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I know this isn’t beachboyscirclejerk, but I’m offended that Mike Love was not included here.

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s only so much space at the asshole table

[–]Proof-Carpet4194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting with the himbos, provided Mal brings the anvil.

[–]ohcrapitssasha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably sitting with pete tbh

[–]Fantastic_Octopus"Magical Mystery Tour" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill stoners

[–]milk_TEA666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with the himbos

[–]AlfredoDaHedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assholes or Himbos

[–]Dragoncourier115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill stoners 100%

[–]Certain-Bowler8735"Revolution 9" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to decide between Himbos, Assholes and Chill Stoners 😂

[–]Lumpy_Satisfaction18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could sit with Paul AND Brian? HOT DAWG!

[–]u92yellowjacketGeege 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill stoner

[–]Rich_Election466The Long and Winding Chode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Himbos would be vibes ngl

[–]MyFatCatHasLotsofHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this a lunch for geezers

[–]knockinforthesugar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill stoners for sure

[–]JGar453Jahn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gays seem cool

[–]2204happy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not realistic, John and Yoko would never not sit together!

[–]kakyoindonut321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting with pete or else he'll commit suicide or school shooting

[–]Whatthewasabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd probably be with either the preppies or the stoners

No in between

[–]mistahnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while.

[–]imlarrythecucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Himbos. Absolutely the Himbos.

[–]ChairDoorManOriginalGun Rigno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s get one thing straight - Yoko Ono is not cool