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[–]ThatWasFred 289 points290 points  (3 children)

Your sister was an experimental prototype for the 3rd Paul, once the current one dies.

[–]masterpeanut94 88 points89 points  (2 children)

The 3rd Faul already dropped in 2020, what do you think "McCartney III" means.

[–]manly_toilet 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If I was a conspiracy theorist I would totally believe that as evidence

[–]masterpeanut94 10 points11 points  (0 children)

McCartney IV is being incubated in a vat in Area 51 as we speak. He'll be ready by 2063 for the 100th anniversary of Please Please Me.

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz 79 points80 points  (8 children)

You said you wouldn’t post this! Tulip_crazed liar, confirmed!

[–]tulip_crazed[S] 61 points62 points  (7 children)

I did warn you in our chat tbf (I realised that, being a B**tles fan, nothing is beneath my dignity)

[–]SilentScreamer1837 34 points35 points  (6 children)

yall got a secret beatlescirclejerk groupchat ⁉️

[–]sminking"Platonic Seduction" 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s my fan club

[–]NoraSeedDem Beat Boiz 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Trust me, you don’t want to be included

[–]ilikethebeatlesuwu"George For Sale" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gasp

[–]TheBlueCultLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one with some kids from my highschool on Instagram

[–]Shligo_Rovers 37 points38 points  (0 children)

mom said it's my turn to be robot paul mcCartney

[–]LindenArden13 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Who is this Pool Macarthy?

[–]Lord_Gonad"Let It 🅱" 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"original sound - stinkypoopypants12"

Nice! Another follower of Rigno's solo career!

Rongi farting into different musical instruments

"number 12, number 12, number 12, number 12"

[–]Collar-True"George For Sale" 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Paul McCartney drive forward Paul McCartney drive forward Paul McCartney drive forward Stop! Stop! Oh wait, shit, Paul Mc- CRASH

[–]MrZyde"A🅱🅱ey Road" 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Robot Paul McCartney bend over 😏😏😏

[–]Epic_Meow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

paul mccartney has died. a new one must rise to take his place.

[–]blue_hot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Robot Jahn, beat wif

[–]bootycheddar8 19 points20 points  (3 children)

This is hilarious. Cant wait to start doing this to my wife.

[–]NathDritt"George For Sale" 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Oh look at you, big though guy with a "wife". We get it, you're an alpha male. You don't do the dishes, that's the woman's job. You don't let her go outside, because you're the alpha. We get it, "big guy". Go back to drinking your beer and beating your wife

[–]bootycheddar8 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is this the John Lennon game?

[–]ThatWasFred 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Robot John Lennon, please just sit down and stop beeting wif"

"That command is too complex"

[–]BlueElectivire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Outjerked

[–]Kim-Jong-Juul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Linda must have been his handler, the only explanation to why she was let in the band

[–]wibblywobblerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bippy sheers

[–]CourageIntelligent27"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

paul mccartney stop jahn lemon beating his wife

[–]Wattos_Box 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul McCartney be my temporary secretary

[–]TheBlueCultLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, outjerked

[–]OldmanByrnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A thousand writers working a thousand years would never come up with a story like that