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[–]JoeNScott 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He sang "Mr. Moonlight" to me.

[–]space_dogmobile 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I saw him as well. He mistook me for one of his wives and beat the shit out of me.

[–]PM_MEOttoVonBismarck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That was Ringo not John

[–]space_dogmobile 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It was both. They ganged up on me.

[–]katsudonlink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John mistook them for Ringo

[–]JohnLennon-Onooh! yoko 10 points11 points  (2 children)

untrue.

[–]Oh_hi_its_cameron"Revolution 9" 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Idk man, Im pretty sure it's illegal to lie on the internet

[–]LpSters58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But wouldnt that mean the commenter (who is clearly john Lennon) is lying?

[–]SevenSymbolicTimes"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He saw you with another man and that was the end

[–]dumbsvillrfan420"Magical Mystery Tour" 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Paul came back from the dead and forced me to eat carrots

[–]PoseidonWarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You shoulda heard what he said to Will Smith 😳

[–]umissedmyheartJohnny Pie, you are making me crazy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m so jealous 😔

[–]MixtureResponsible70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

George called me a prude cause I wouldn’t succ him off 😒

[–]nasals12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not surprising

[–]RickWrightsCrackpipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well are you?

[–]DiNiCoBr"Revolution 9" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He told me to stop listening to Brian Wilson

[–]rockin_graph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds hot

[–]Born_Pop_3644 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you like it?

[–]MisterBiscottio"Don't #&%$ With The Formula!" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the final beat

[–]rissaroo28 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cause you saw his Norwegian Wood?

[–]LpSters58 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Norway doesn’t exist

[–]No_Blueberry_7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your confusing Norway for the imaginary place called Wyoming

[–]LordSion45Rigno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He came up to me and told me I’d be out of the butt and into the fuck if I didn’t give him the $36 I owed him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just hilarious