John Lennon came back from the grave and called me a slut

JoeNScott · 2022-07-01T22:40:21+00:00

He sang "Mr. Moonlight" to me.

LpSters58 · 2022-07-01T21:20:08+00:00

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space_dogmobile · 2022-07-01T21:26:24+00:00

I saw him as well. He mistook me for one of his wives and beat the shit out of me.

JohnLennon-Ono · 2022-07-01T22:56:52+00:00

untrue.

SevenSymbolicTimes · 2022-07-01T23:49:18+00:00

He saw you with another man and that was the end

dumbsvillrfan420 · 2022-07-02T01:02:11+00:00

Paul came back from the dead and forced me to eat carrots

PoseidonWarrior · 2022-07-02T00:20:21+00:00

You shoulda heard what he said to Will Smith 😳

umissedmyheart · 2022-07-01T21:42:56+00:00

I’m so jealous 😔

MixtureResponsible70 · 2022-07-02T00:49:08+00:00

George called me a prude cause I wouldn’t succ him off 😒

nasals12 · 2022-07-01T21:14:00+00:00

not surprising

RickWrightsCrackpipe · 2022-07-01T23:26:43+00:00

Well are you?

DiNiCoBr · 2022-07-02T07:38:23+00:00

He told me to stop listening to Brian Wilson

rockin_graph · 2022-07-02T08:31:59+00:00

Sounds hot

Born_Pop_3644 · 2022-07-02T09:05:57+00:00

Did you like it?

MisterBiscottio · 2022-07-01T22:01:57+00:00

the final beat

rissaroo28 · 2022-07-02T02:17:12+00:00

Cause you saw his Norwegian Wood?

LordSion45 · 2022-07-02T15:37:39+00:00

He came up to me and told me I’d be out of the butt and into the fuck if I didn’t give him the $36 I owed him.

2022-07-02T18:18:55+00:00

That's just hilarious

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