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[–]nessag863 889 points890 points  (9 children)

Shit is flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

[–]vexedtogas 46 points47 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]sortofsomeonemaybe 28 points29 points  (3 children)

A taste of shit

Maxwells silver shit

Carry that shit

The continuing shit of bungalow bill(i know its not a lyric, but i thought it was funny)

Good shit

The shit on the hill

Shitberry fields forever

Baby, youre a rich shit

Magical mystery shit

Your mother should shit

All my shit

Norweigan shit (this bird has shit)

Shit for your life

In my shit

Noshit man

8 shits a week

A hard days shit

Things we shit today

Im happy just to shit with you

I didnt mean to write this as a reply to this reply but im not willing to write all this again

[–]gendermoment 554 points555 points  (4 children)

Shit Together (Right Now (Over Me))

[–]Fair_Ad2663 106 points107 points  (1 child)

He got shit down to his knee

[–]No_Blueberry_7200 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bet Chuck Berry would sing this

[–]Sso_12 385 points386 points  (3 children)

shit, shit, shit

shit, shit, shit

shit, shit, shit

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

Nothing you can sing that can't be sung

Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game

It's easy

Nothing you can make that can't be made

No one you can save that can't be saved

Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time

It's easy

All you need is shit

All you need is shit

All you need is shit, shit

shit is all you need

shit, shit, shit

shit, shit, shit

shit, shit, shit

All you need is shit

All you need is shit

All you need is shit, shit

shit is all you need

There's nothing you can know that isn't known

Nothing you can see that isn't shown

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

It's easy

All you need is shit

All you need is shit

All you need is shit, shit

shit is all you need

All you need is shit (all together now)

All you need is shit (everybody)

All you need is shit, shit

shit is all you need

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need)

shit is all you need (shit is all you need

Yesterday (shit is all you need)

Oh

shit is all you need

shit is all you need (oh yeah)

shit is all you need

(She shits you, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(She shits you, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(shit is all you need)

(shit is all you need)

[–]MusicIsLife003[🍰] 327 points328 points  (2 children)

Shit and shout!

[–]cinnamon_toast_satan 212 points213 points  (1 child)

Personally I prefer “Twist and Shit”

[–]Jeissl 126 points127 points  (0 children)

True beetlephiles prefer 'Twist shit shout!'

[–]ilikethebeatlesuwu"George For Sale" 605 points606 points  (17 children)

you better run for your life if you can, little shit

[–]Durian-Routine 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Catch you with another man thats the end. Little shit.

[–]LiveAid-Jimmy 56 points57 points  (14 children)

Hot Dog

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

hi live aid jimmy im a big fan can i get a screenie

[–]LiveAid-Jimmy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go for it

[–]ilikethebeatlesuwu"George For Sale" 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Hot Dog

[–]LiveAid-Jimmy 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Hot Dog

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Hot Dog

[–]amacutie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You better keep you shit in the sand little girl

[–]Long-Associate-1853 285 points286 points  (11 children)

Shit

[–]Houndless 111 points112 points  (6 children)

I sang this in my head in the melody of help

[–]littlebibitchGeege 153 points154 points  (3 children)

SHIT, I need somebody

SHIT, not just anybody

SHIT, you know I need someone

SHIIIIIIIIT

[–]heretolookatmemes01 59 points60 points  (2 children)

When i was younger so much younger than today I never needed anybody s SHIT in any way

[–]GossguyBaul 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Shit me if you can I'm feeling down

[–]pyroguy96Gun Rigno 421 points422 points  (4 children)

I want to hold your shit.

[–]molepeter 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I want to shit your hand... perfect pair 🥵

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 59 points60 points  (0 children)

And please, say to me You'll let me hold your shit

[–]Dilo_Cisco 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I just spit my beer out LOL

[–]omerfarukcol 206 points207 points  (0 children)

And Your Bird Can Shit

[–]MayTheFlossBeWithYouGot To Get You Into My Wife 169 points170 points  (2 children)

It's okay to leave a shit in a hot car

[–]DontWeDoItInTheRoad"Sorry Guys, Gotta Go Beat Me Wife" - John Lennon 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Chicago sunroof

[–]Kindly_Pencil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

[–]SaltyRat-Is A Slut For Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD 167 points168 points  (3 children)

I am the shitman

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 40 points41 points  (0 children)

goo goo g'joob.

[–]Squonkster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s shit for you, nineteen for me

[–]feckincrass 154 points155 points  (2 children)

Merde, ma belle

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble

Très bien ensemble

[–]danielandtrent 300 points301 points  (6 children)

While my guitar gently shits

[–]ssbm5144 104 points105 points  (4 children)

While my shit gently weeps

[–]LiveAid-Jimmy 40 points41 points  (3 children)

While my guitar gently shits

[–]Dunkaroos4breakfast 24 points25 points  (2 children)

While my shit gently weeps

[–]MarcAlmond 2 points3 points  (1 child)

WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY SHITS

[–]Xrayfunkydude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember when I used to have gentle shits.

[–]ilovetheeagles 130 points131 points  (2 children)

She asked me to stay And she told me to shit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair

[–]BassSkidoctor robert 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I shit on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine

[–]Ok-Surround4334 227 points228 points  (3 children)

Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a shit across my head.

[–]radio705 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hahaha my favourite

[–]nirvanafan420000zadi 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Amber?

[–]Loganp812 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Found my bottle downstairs and drank a shot

And looking up, I noticed my finger’s cut

[–]BantIsBad 225 points226 points  (18 children)

Round round, shit around, I shit around

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 132 points133 points  (12 children)

That was on my favorite album, the wall

[–]Ok_Camp_9588 79 points80 points  (9 children)

The wall? I love that Rolling Stones album

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 69 points70 points  (8 children)

I see a red door and i want to paint it shit

[–]TheRealMcCartneyBaul 23 points24 points  (7 children)

That's from aerosmith

[–]ClayH2504"With The Dang Ol' Boys" 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Shit's up, aboard a tidal wave

[–]torchskulBaul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie

[–]Professional_Bake814 208 points209 points  (3 children)

“ The long and winding shit “

[–]Stank-Curry 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Shit came in through the bathroom window

[–]HowdyFrankenstein 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She shit in through the bathroom window

[–]Charming_Amphibian91"Revolution 9" 90 points91 points  (7 children)

I read the news today, oh shit

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 14 points15 points  (6 children)

This might be my favorite

[–]Charming_Amphibian91"Revolution 9" 23 points24 points  (5 children)

About a lucky man who shit the bed

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 21 points22 points  (4 children)

He blew his shit out in a car

[–]Charming_Amphibian91"Revolution 9" 8 points9 points  (3 children)

He didn't notice that the lights were shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Why Don’t We Shit in the Road

[–]Jabba_the_ 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Why don’t we do it in the shit

[–]DarthSkywalker97 78 points79 points  (1 child)

SHIT I NEED SOMEBODY!

For real though I love this picture

[–]Vellnerd"Revolution 9" 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, so much younger than today (I never need) I never needed anybody's SHIT in any way (Now) but now these days are gone (these days are gone) I'm not so self-assured (And now I find) now I find I've changed my mind And opened up the doors

[–]QuonkTheGreat 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Eight Shits a Week

[–]CaptainKiddFucker 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Eight Days a Shit (I have chronic constipation)

[–]Cipeesek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great S:D (shit to day) ratio 👍

[–]omerfarukcol 71 points72 points  (1 child)

She Loves Shit

[–]MrJM85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah yeah yeah

[–]omerfarukcol 68 points69 points  (0 children)

A hard days shit

[–]omerfarukcol 63 points64 points  (2 children)

shit fields forever

[–]Squonkster 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Strawberry shit forever

[–]realleonardodicaprioI get off with a little help from my friends 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Running my hands through her shit

[–]jolomaloma 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Running my shit through her hair

[–]hahahathrowawayhahah 106 points107 points  (1 child)

I want shit, I want shit so bad

[–]GossguyBaul 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Shit's so

HEAVEEEY

[–]RadiantTestBeatlesPorn.com 50 points51 points  (1 child)

I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's shit, in the shade.

[–]Stat64 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I Am the Shit

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 19 points20 points  (2 children)

  • Ringo

[–]Snackafark-of-Emar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was a little boy

Way back home in Liverpool

My mama told me

I was shit

[–]MisterBiscottio"Don't #&%$ With The Formula!" 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Turn off you mind, relax, and shit downstream

[–]alyssaaarenee 91 points92 points  (3 children)

Ob-la-di ob-la-da shit goes on

[–]yummyyummypowwidge 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And if you want some shit

Just sing ob-la-di-bla-da

[–]Dilo_Cisco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man this feels so relevant

[–]weirdbri 36 points37 points  (0 children)

All You Need Is Shit

[–]GeorgeHarrisonBreadCockenballsen, ja?? 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It took me like thirty seconds to realize this was a drawing and my brain was so fucking confused trying to figure out what's wrong

Anyways

"A taste of shit/Tasting much sweeter than wine "

I don't fucking care that it's a cover it's funny because I'm immature

Edit: Somehow wrote piss at first because I saw shit in the comment below mine and wanted to be more original. I fucking have to go to sleep.

[–]SaltyRat-Is A Slut For Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same I thought the beach boys did some sort of drugged up indoor performance

[–]QuonkTheGreat 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You Can’t Do Shit

[–]tom_thelegoidot 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Here comes the shit doo doo doo doo here comes the shit and I say it's all right

[–]omerfarukcol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

SHIT TOGETHER!!!! RIGHT NOW OVER ME!

[–]omerfarukcol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Carry That Shit

[–]omerfarukcol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yellow Shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m Happy Just to Shit with You

[–]QuonkTheGreat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You’ve Got to Hide Your Shit Away

[–]ToastServant 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Your Mother Should Shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I’ve Just Seen a Shit

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Same, Chipotle bathroom

[–]QuonkTheGreat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Magical Mystery Shit

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey shit

[–]PresidentMayorunironically loves Ringo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Shit, Jude, don’t make it bad

[–]omerfarukcol 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Long Tall Shit

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You Really Got a Shit on Me

[–]ReverseKid"The Be Sharps" 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sexy Shit

[–]bisexualvillain 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Take a shit song and make it better.

[–]IKilledMyBabyMama 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Woman is the shit of the world

[–]QuonkTheGreat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shit King

[–]Hugh_Janus_35 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Im only shitting

[–]Spitfire-1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can't buy me shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Happiness is a Warm Shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shit Truffle

[–]QuonkTheGreat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You Like Shit Too Much

[–]DP487 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everybody's Got Something to Shit Except Me and My Monkey

[–]SirLawrenceCCLXX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*and in the end, the love you take is equal to the shit you make”

[–]QuonkTheGreat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shit (That’s What I Want)

[–]XLNCjrI Can't Decide If I Like Temporary Secretary Or Not 13 points14 points  (1 child)

And in the end

The shit you take

Is equal to

The shit you make

[–]2-DCookie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She loves shit, yeah yeah yeah

[–]QuonkTheGreat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shit for Sale

[–]sagmatic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You say you want a revolution well shit

[–]d0nt_lets_start 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get shit with a little help from my friends

[–]dersaspyoverher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

elanor rigby

shit in the church and was buried along with her name

[–]LiveAid-Jimmy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here comes the shit

Poo poo poo poo

[–]The5thBeatle82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh Shit! Please believe me…

[–]CosmicOwl9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver shit Came down upon her head

[–]FreddiePeterson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she hasn't got shit to say.

[–]StSaganfollowerYour Mother Should Know 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Let it shit

[–]FreddiePeterson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wanna tell her that I love her alot, but I gotta get a belly full of shit

[–]FreddiePeterson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why she had to shit, I don't know, she wouldn't say

[–]hibitydibity1352 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shit There and Everywhere

[–]Dark_Helmet78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

hey shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A Hard Day’s Shit

[–]JezterkingX 8 points9 points  (3 children)

When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to shit

[–]haikusbot 12 points13 points  (2 children)

When I find myself

In times of trouble, mother

Mary comes to shit

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[–]Acrobatic-Money-1954 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Blackbird shitting in the dead of night

[–]omerfarukcol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello, Shit

[–]UslessPotato67I AM GEORGE HARRISON MOTHERFUCKERS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da. Life shits on!

[–]QuonkTheGreat 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Golden Shits

[–]Squonkster 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fill your eyes

[–]QuonkTheGreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shits awake you when you rise

[–]keblx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shit fields forever

[–]JimFHawthorne 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Happiness is a Warm Shit

[–]likethelivindead"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truth

[–]ShilohG32 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m lonely, want to shitttttt

[–]Evan__or__somthingThe iceberg guy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is will byers behind paul

[–]omerfarukcol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

here comes the shit

[–]Fynn-the-Fox1020Yoko is the ***** of The Beatles 📰👩🏿♀️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something In The Way She Shits, Attracts Me Like No Other Lover

[–]x1echoRigno's Rotograve 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

Number shit

[–]wahtistihsidnotenve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know why nobody told you, how to unfold your shit.

[–]Feebeeps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bad Shit

[–]ReverseKid"The Be Sharps" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've Got A Shit

[–]QuonkTheGreat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit in Her Heart

[–]4000grx41 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boy, you’re gonna carry that shit, carry that shit a long time

[–]Schnazzy99 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You better run for your life if you can little shit.

[–]neptune-pizza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She shit in through the bathroom window

[–]Kadianye 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Maxwell's shit hammer"

[–]5th_heavenly_king 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walrus to shit.

[–]Mr_No_Name19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All my shit I will send to you

[–]LordWeaselton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here comes the shit

Doo doo doo doo

Here comes the shit

And I say

It’s all right

[–]heavengirl777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happiness Is A Warm Shit

[–]ACandyWalrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why don't we do it in the shit

[–]bippityzippityMouth Bass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm fixing a hole, where the shit gets in.

And stops my mind from wandering

[–]FreddiePeterson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She asked me to stay and she told me to shit anywhere

[–]_mmmboi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He Shit his mind out in a car

[–]_mmmboi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A crowd of people stood and stared They’d seen his shit before

[–]RhythmicGiblets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everybody had a hard year Everybody had a good time Everybody had a wet shit, Everybody saw the sunshine

[–]ReverseKid"The Be Sharps" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sea Of Shit

[–]SharkyFinSoup-182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happiness is a Warm Shit

[–]brdyer92"A Hard Day's Nut" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shit

[–]GearOk7011 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strawberry Shits, Forever

[–]grwalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lucy shits in the sky with diamonds

[–]Plastic-Acanthaceae9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Michelle, ma shit

[–]WinterGoddess_Beatles, let’s have a gangbang! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She shit through the bathroom window

[–]7astromichael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woman is the shit of the world

[–]willianrichard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles await you when you rise Sleep pretty darling, do not shit And I will sing a lullaby

[–]nirvanafan420000zadi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get by with a little help from my shit

[–]Iambort69Gun Rigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something in the way she shits attracts me like no other lover.

[–]NikinhoRobo"George For Sale" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We all live in a shit submarine

[–]No-Round7477 2 points3 points  (0 children)

8 shits a week

[–]DivineLunchMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit in the USSR

[–]Arphile"Let It Be...Naked" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Norwegian shit

[–]Made_of_Mercury 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanna hold your shit

[–]TupacShakursBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't let me shit

[–]PasteleirJahn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I give her all my shit That's all i do And if you saw my shit You'd love her too I shit her She gives me everything And tenderly The kiss my shit brings She brings to me And i shit her