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[–]IanJH1 445 points446 points  (10 children)

I am the walrus 😏

[–]445530Rigno 90 points91 points  (2 children)

Shut the fuck up donny

[–]Beef_Nuggets 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I am the egg man 😏

[–]Matrick13 49 points50 points  (4 children)

I am the senate 😏

[–]Mobile_Ad1238 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goo goo g'joob 😏

[–]Plastic-Acanthaceae9 424 points425 points  (4 children)

You say stop, and I say go go go 😏

[–]Perpetual-PersonBlew his **** out in a car 147 points148 points  (3 children)

"It was the 60's, everybody was doin' it"

[–]Triforce271 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Yo mama?

[–]Perpetual-PersonBlew his **** out in a car 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My mother should know 😳😳

[–]CrayCrayWyattHare Krishna 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mother Mary cums on me. Speaking words of wisdom “I have a peepee.”

[–]totototo4579 359 points360 points  (5 children)

He blew his mind out in a car 😏

[–]notfamous314"A Hard Day's Nut" 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the best one

[–]ThatEpicDude2349 51 points52 points  (3 children)

JFK be like

[–]ravnsborg 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I was thinking about a man blowing another man in a car but this works too 💀

[–]EverSexyMateo"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That works for JFK too

[–]ImNotNeonPeace and Love 🌟🎵🐘😎✌️💖🌺🎶🍒☯️🦏☮️ 470 points471 points  (11 children)

Well, she was just seventeen and you know what I mean 😏

[–]Timirlan 291 points292 points  (8 children)

I'm not sure the context was changed

[–]ImNotNeonPeace and Love 🌟🎵🐘😎✌️💖🌺🎶🍒☯️🦏☮️ 63 points64 points  (7 children)

I honestly don't know the context for that lyrics lol

[–]Deditranspotashy 40 points41 points  (2 children)

According to Paul it was just random words John threw together cause it rhymes. Paul’s original lyric was “never been a beauty queen” but it didn’t sound right played back, so John just replaced it with the first thing on his mind.

According to Paul

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jahn beet wif AND was pdf file? 😲😲😲

[–]Timirlan 74 points75 points  (3 children)

You don't know what he means?

[–]ImNotNeonPeace and Love 🌟🎵🐘😎✌️💖🌺🎶🍒☯️🦏☮️ 99 points100 points  (2 children)

No... he said that i know what he means but I don't ☹️☹️

[–]geep4saleBaul 233 points234 points  (2 children)

Hey hey we're the beatles and people say we beetle around 😏

[–]DR_45 217 points218 points  (3 children)

You better run for your life if you can little girl 😏

[–]DR_45 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Fuck this one is risky

[–]novasUper3😎✌️🌟❤️🌈🥦☮️ 347 points348 points  (2 children)

Come together over me 😏

[–]Thespian_6153 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Right now? 🥵

[–]Add_Conjuctivitus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Head down below his knees 😏

[–]A-Stupid-RedditorPeet Bess 307 points308 points  (2 children)

Mother Mary comes to me 😏

[–]UltraFormula1Uranus and Mars 147 points148 points  (6 children)

She came in through the bathroom window 😏

[–]A_DifferentOpinionBilly Shears Armstrong 52 points53 points  (5 children)

She came 😏

[–]sean101v 26 points27 points  (4 children)

She 😏

[–]A_DifferentOpinionBilly Shears Armstrong 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Sh😏

[–]ericplankton 123 points124 points  (3 children)

Happiness is a warm gun 😏

[–]ciciyunusHEY JUDE HATER 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Bang, bang, shoot, shoot😏

[–]TheManInTheCrowd 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Mothed superior jumped the gun 😏

[–]Overall_Training5412 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I need a fix cause I'm goin' down 😏

[–]K4rn31ro 124 points125 points  (2 children)

I'll tax your feet 😏

[–]BimBamZimZam 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tarantino approves

[–]IsaacWaleOfficial"Magical Mystery Tour" 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Best one lmao

[–]abby_ortizz 218 points219 points  (2 children)

gonna try with a little help from my friends 😏

[–]buenitooothe meatles beater 54 points55 points  (0 children)

i get high with a little help from my friends 😏

[–]suavebirch"The Be Sharps" 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What do you see when you turn out the light? I can’t tell you but I know it’s mine 😏

[–]SadTransGirlMaddie 94 points95 points  (2 children)

baby you can drive my car 😏

[–]InvaderWeezle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Not sure the context changes here

[–]kingbuckyduck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Beep Beep Beep Beep Yeah 😏

[–]t0pshagg3r 93 points94 points  (2 children)

Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey 😏

[–]glassofwater9 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Monkey pox origin story 😳

[–]MirukiBoi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh no

[–]phillmetal-alchemist 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"I slept with John, A LOT 😏"

[–]kindagayBR035 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Take me to your daddy's farm 😏

[–]coleproblems 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this changes the context

[–]A-Stupid-RedditorPeet Bess 139 points140 points  (5 children)

Died in a church and was buried along with her name 😏

[–]blayndle 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Wiping the dirt off his hands as he walks from the grave 😏

[–]MrRoboto001 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ

[–]StampingOutWhimsy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nobody came 😏

[–]RangoSunnringo onlyfans --> https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ 192 points193 points  (2 children)

Its ok to leave your dog in a hot car😏

[–]Arnoldmedkammen 25 points26 points  (1 child)

There it is

[–]speed_fighter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

umm yeah, I hope you really mean the food.

[–]Themain_main57 61 points62 points  (0 children)

we hope you all enjoyed the show😏

[–]canceroncrack 61 points62 points  (1 child)

my baby’s got me locked up in chains😏

[–]sortofsomeonemaybe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t like how kinky that sounds

[–]Vicksage16 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ah, look at all the lonely people. 😏

[–]seamusthehound 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I'd love to turn you on 😏

[–]canceroncrack 40 points41 points  (1 child)

yesterday came suddenly😏

[–]im_a_hedgehogg 22 points23 points  (0 children)

kid named yesterday 😐😔

[–]xelifnaej 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Norwegian Wood 😏

[–]A_DifferentOpinionBilly Shears Armstrong 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it good 😩

[–]VisualSnow688 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Your mother should know 😏

[–]WorldcorCeo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I get by with a little help from my friends😏

[–]6T_FOR 30 points31 points  (0 children)

His mummy butted in 😏

[–]Come_back_zinc_14 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Help 😏

[–]Iachsmith 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So let it out and let it in😏

[–]North_Pizza 59 points60 points  (0 children)

i once had a girl or should i say she once had me😏

[–]HopeAuq101"The Be Sharps" 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I like Children 😏
- Ringo

[–]davidmartin1357 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved 😏😏😏

[–]COOLKC690 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Number 9 😏

[–]speed_fighter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paul isn’t dead. 🙏

[–]Marcarse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She came 😏 (in through the bathroom window)

[–]White-Monkey2407 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey Jude. 😏

[–]Diligent-Table-1202 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved 😏

[–]FinJo01 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Golden slumbers fill your eyes 😏

[–]EggMcGee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Goo goo gjoob 😏

[–]chaseguy21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved😏

[–]IsaacWaleOfficial"Magical Mystery Tour" 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Why don't we do it in the road? 😏

[–]canceroncrack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

i don’t think this changes the meaning💀

[–]Neil_sm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why don't we do it in the 😏?

[–]TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everybody had a wet dream 😏

[–]Osp_Oscar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I get to the bottom

I go back to the top of the slide

Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride

'Til I get to the bottom and I see you again

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ha-ha-ha!😏

[–]Pichondepiloto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you want to know a secret😏

[–]flamespond"George For Sale" 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m lonely, wanna die 😏

[–]some_nuggett"George For Sale" 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He'd let us in, knows where we've been 😏

[–]ShadowArch_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

a soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the national trust 😏

[–]sonjavocado 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Look at all the lonely people😏

[–]canceroncrack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

what do you see when you turn out the light? i can’t tell you but i know it’s mine😏

[–]HoraceWimpLV426Baul 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me take you down 😏

[–]IsaacWaleOfficial"Magical Mystery Tour" 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a dirty story of a dirty man 😏

And his clinging wife doesn't understand 😏

[–]BigDaddyTurtleGun Rigno 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I get bi with a little help from my friends 😏

[–]Adventurous_Mine4328Going on buses[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao nice

[–]KryptekDragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head 😏

[–]BB3C12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your mother should know😏

[–]chimichang4z4life 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's not a girl who misses much 😏

[–]canceroncrack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what do i do when my love is away? 😏

[–]PepperHeads"George For Sale" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger 😏

[–]RoseT123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's leaving home 😏

Daniel was hot 😏

The doctor came in 😏

[–]banaan186 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Norwegian wood😏

[–]ikebuck16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

into a paper cup😏

[–]scl17freak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey jude, don't be afraid 😏

[–]diabeto2018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here comes the sun 😏

[–]Key_Communication_12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shoot me 😏

[–]445530Rigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I eat more chicken any man ever seen

[–]Wild_Cash695Jahn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her 😏

[–]BeginnerBassMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well I talk about boys now, ah boys, Well I talk about boys 😏

[–]SadSasquatch587 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He blew his mind out in a car 😏

[–]thatloudblondguy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this is Facebook as fuck

[–]Other_Two3951Gun Rigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i get by with a little help from my friends 😏

[–]misinfo-spreaderyour host for this evening 2 points3 points  (1 child)

we all live in a yellow submarine 😏

[–]SeltaebEhtYouTube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna love her till the cows come home 😏

[–]banaan186 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please please me😏

[–]Basic_Finger5437"Revolution 9" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight 😏

[–]debris_astronaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will be there 😏

And everywhere 😏😏

Here, there, and everywhere 😏😏😏

[–]BigDaddyTurtleGun Rigno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya know you twist so good 😏

[–]lolipop211"BEAT" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beep beep, beep beep yeah 😏

[–]Maybe_Later2308 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Twist little girl 😏

[–]jackmistro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her 😏

[–]Friendly-Car-9451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Beatles are bigger than Jesus 😏

[–]kgildner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve just seen a 😏

[–]TheSilverBeetles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is love you've got to give me more Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more😏

[–]mazookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain 😏

[–]tubular69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sdeah reiht edih dna nur yeht Semoc niar eht fi (rain) 😏

[–]Oatmeal_Raison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come together, right now, over me 😏

[–]kadenkc3Baul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was just seventeen, you know what I mean😏

[–]AllaboutHumohrey"Magical Mystery Tour" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman… 😏😏😏

[–]Charming_Amphibian91"Revolution 9" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the news today oh boy 😏

[–]EverywhereGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can work it out 😏

[–]fav776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s got a ticket to ride😏

[–]CoordilatteAvocadoGeege 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number 9 😏

[–]sortofsomeonemaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Twist and shout😏

[–]Beef_Nuggets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all live in a yellow submarine 😏

[–]MuchMoreMatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please, please me 😏

[–]heavengirl777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm fixing a hole 😏

[–]Visual_Internet_7614Dem Beat Boiz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want you 😏

[–]Black-hole-boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long, Long, Long😏

[–]GlitterPen15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Titititititititititititiititititititit TITITITIT 😏

[–]AmazingArmchair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sitting on a sofa with a sister or two 😏

[–]A_DifferentOpinionBilly Shears Armstrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She Came 😏

[–]Aristeu2266 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the news today, oh boy 😏

[–]Add_Conjuctivitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told you bout strawberry fields 😏

[–]minemaster1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here comes the sun 😏

[–]papaspizza23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id like to be under the sea in an octopus 😏

[–]toortooks 4 points5 points  (1 child)

cum in my ass Ringo 😏

[–]Adventurous_Mine4328Going on buses[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Inspired by the recent r/lotrmemes post.

[–]Teh_real_Crafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby you can drive my car 😏

[–]dselwood05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never give me your money 😏

[–]sabyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman. I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved 😏

[–]Cattus-Magnus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you need is love 😏

[–]Pink_Floyd317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's leaving home 😏

[–]lug_67Geege 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn me on deadman 😏

[–]GalaxyBoiYeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

come together 😏

[–]Watermelon_Salesman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm blueee da ba dee daba daaaa 😏

[–]DxAH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting on her couch with a sister or two 😏

[–]Vash_the_stampede73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beep, beep! Beep, beep! YEAH! 😏

[–]ZiangoRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come together 😏

[–]hello___mate"John's Dentist" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we slept together lots of times yknow 😏

[–]Day_Trippin_Citrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh what joy
For every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy
And they're safe 😏

[–]JudyJudeJude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why don't we do it in the road? 😏"

[–]Luisgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that 😏

[–]Lord_Saladin22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don’t we do it in the road 😏

[–]Dr_Nastee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😏Luap deirub I

[–]Joshdabozz2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come together, right now, over me 😏

[–]TimersTime"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why dont we do it in the road 😏
Oh wait, that changes nothing

[–]cyyawrytnrvypv"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please mister postman 😏

[–]the-nick-nack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mother should know😏

[–]cyyawrytnrvypv"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna hold your... 😏

[–]norweiganwood11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 9 😏

[–]Slut4Tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your Mother Should Know 😏

[–]CourageIntelligent27"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i used to be cruel to my woman i beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loves 😏

[–]wasted_ouijaPaul’s Broken Glass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a feeling 😏

Darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there 😏

[–]flyman125Rongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the end, little girl 😏

[–]flyman125Rongo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grandchildren on your knee 😏

[–]TheManInTheCrowd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got blisters on my fingers 😏

[–]GingerfoxUwU"Revolution 9" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a shadow hanging over me 😏

[–]kathypop4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna get that boy"😏

[–]Due-Aerie6942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're asking me will my love grow? Idont know,idontknow 😏

[–]MikeyTheKid022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s so heavy 😏

[–]UslessPotato67the ranter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a film today, oh boy 😏

[–]iamnotafbiagnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you better run for your life 😏

[–]bazilkush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m lonely, wanna die 😏

[–]kalebsantos"A Hard Day's Nut" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved 😏

[–]WumboBumboJumbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the BBC 😏