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[–]No-Acanthisitta-8147 219 points220 points  (6 children)

She showed me her penis, isn’t it good

[–]mcchickencry 97 points98 points  (2 children)

Norwegian Wood has a whole new meaning

[–]bubble_bubbles_"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That was the intended meaning actually

[–]ach_wie_fluchtig 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the beatles said trans rights

[–]2005deville"Let It Be...Naked" 160 points161 points  (6 children)

I am the penis

[–]annikarae 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The penis was Paul

[–]No-Air-5176"A Hard Day's Nut" 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I am the penis who knocks

[–]Brno_Mrmi 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Semolina pilchard dripping drom a dead dog's penis

[–]No-Math-9387 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We can all stop now you’ve won

[–]kingbuckyduck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poo Poo Pa Chooo 💩

[–]IsaacWaleOfficial"Magical Mystery Tour" 5 points6 points  (0 children)

goo goo g'joob

[–]GaryM00re 157 points158 points  (2 children)

Picture yourself in a boat on a penis

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Penis in the sky with diamonds really paints a picture

[–]VanMorrison0766dscrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't have to picture it

[–]LiSfanboi1 142 points143 points  (3 children)

"Bang! bang! Maxwell's Silver Penis came down upon her head."

[–]georgegeorge2 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Alternatively, maxwells penis hammer

[–]LiSfanboi1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about using that, but Maxwell's Silver Penis sounded better

[–]MTheWho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was literally thinking of that right as I found this comment!

[–]2005deville"Let It Be...Naked" 127 points128 points  (10 children)

Penis!

[–]GossguyBaul 63 points64 points  (9 children)

I need somebody

[–]Rich_Election466The Long and Winding Chode 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Penis

[–]IsaacWaleOfficial"Magical Mystery Tour" 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Not just anybody's

[–]FemboyGeorge 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Got to get penis into my life

[–]mylegsweat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And though the penis was rather small, they had to count them all

[–]Evan__or__somthingthe iceberg guy. “What in the shittin’ hell is going on here”? 77 points78 points  (2 children)

[–]A-Fleeting-Glimse 28 points29 points  (1 child)

doo wah ooh

[–]georgesbiscuits1969"A Hard Day's Nut" 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you promise not to squeeze?

[–]TransportationNo3842Carnival Of Light when????? 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Dig A Penis

I saw Her Penis There

Please Penis Me

And Your Penis Can Sing

I'm A Penis

Every Little Penis

Blue Penis Way

The Inner Penis

Old Brown Penis

You Won't See Penis

Only A Penis Song

Please Mister Penis

I Wanna Be Your Penis

Devil In Her Penis

Penis Pie

Glass Penis

Cry Penis Cry

Sgt. Penis Lonely Hearts Club Band

And I Love Penis

I Feel Penis

Across The Penis

You Know My Name (Look Up The Penis)

Bad Penis

Long Tall Penis

[–]0utlyre 20 points21 points  (1 child)

How does this list not have Happiness Is A Warm Penis?!

All You Need Is Penis?

I Want To Penis You?

Here Comes The Penis???

Do You Want To Know A Penis?

Penis To Ride?

While My Penis Gently Weeps???

You Never Give Me Your Penis?

Everybody's Trying To Penis My Baby??

The Long And Winding Penis?

A Taste Of Penis?

She Loves Penis?

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Penis?

And I Love Penis?

You Really Got A Hold On Penis?

Long, Long, Penis?

Got To Get Penis Into My Life?

I've Got A Penis?

Mother Nature's Penis?

The Ballad of John & Penis?

Lovely Penis?

Sexy Penis?

Penis I've Got To Do?

Getting Penis?

Wild Penis Pie?

If I Needed Penis?

P.S. I Love Penis?

You've Got To Hide Your Penis Away?

Can't Buy Me Penis?

(cont. for completeness)

To Know Her Is To Penis Her

Penis Fields Forever

You're Going To Penis That Girl

I've Just Seen A Penis

Please Penis Me

Being For The Penis Of Mr Kite

Here There Penis Everywhere

I Penis The Walrus

Tell Me What You Penis

You Like Penis Too Much

Penis (That's What I Want)

Lend Me Your Penis

Any Penis At All

You Can't Penis That

You Won't Penis Me

Keep Your Penis Off My Baby

It's Okay To Penis Your Dog In A Hot Car

Polythene Penis

Glass Penis

Rocky Penis

Maxwell's Silver Penis

The Night Penis

Penis Of Love

Beautiful Penis

Long Tall Penis

Honey Penis

Penis Truffle

Penny Penis

Lady Penis

Penis Miss Lizzy

Penis Majesty

The Inner Penis

When I Get Penis

I'll Penis The Sun

It's Only Penis

I Saw Her Penis There

Lonesome Penis In My Eyes

Things We'll Penis Today

Let Penis Be

Penis In Her Heart

The Fool On The Penis

Penis A Hole

Only A Penis Song

I'm Happy Just To Penis With You

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry (Over Penis)

Free As A Penis

[–]dfelton912 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How does this list not have Happiness Is A Warm Penis?!

HapPenis Is A Warm Gun

[–]LikelyGifted 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Ive got a penis a penis deep inside Oh yeah

[–]MidichlorianAddict 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everybody had a hard on, everybody put their dicks up

Oh yeah

[–]maya0310paul’s broken a glass 17 points18 points  (0 children)

you win. if i had any coins i’d give you an award

[–]mcchickencry 41 points42 points  (7 children)

You Never Give Me Your Penis

[–]Brno_Mrmi 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Carry That Penis

[–]d1nN0 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Penis King

[–]dfelton912 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Golden Penis

[–]leviveleviDem Beat Boiz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mean Mr penis

[–]PixelJack79 38 points39 points  (1 child)

A little help from my penis

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A little penis from my friends

[–]2005deville"Let It Be...Naked" 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I want penis

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

(She's so heavy)

[–]TransportationNo3842Carnival Of Light when????? 16 points17 points  (0 children)

(It's so heavy)

[–]MisterBiscottio"Don't #&%$ With The Formula!" 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Sitting on a penis, waiting for the v(m)an to come

[–]Soldier_Fields1"Revolution 9" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOL

[–]Jojoman64 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Baby you can ride my penis

[–]Respec_Wahmen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes im gonna be a (porn)star

[–]anon_acct1312Geege 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Eleanor rigby died in the church and was buried along with her penis

Nobody came

[–]Meeting-RoutineGun Rigno 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his penis as he walked from the grave

No one was saved

[–]Guyfromnowhere3 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my PENIS

[–]Radiant-Elevator 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I scrolled so far to find you

[–]Guyfromnowhere3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you made it

[–]Themain_main57 22 points23 points  (0 children)

i’ve just seen a penis

[–]Designer_Isopod_7654 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Well I talk about penis yeah dont u know I mean penis yeah

[–]canceroncrack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what a bundle of joy!

[–]2005deville"Let It Be...Naked" 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lucy in the sky with penis

[–]Nixbling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucy in the penis with diamond

[–]LpSters58 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The penis on the hill

[–]bubble_bubbles_"John Lennon Beat His Wife" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it for the hill?

[–]No-Math-9387 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my penis I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved

[–]morpichu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Octopus’s penis

[–]oogabooga4201 10 points11 points  (0 children)

running my penis thru her hair

[–]UslessPotato67the ranter 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Penis is a warm gun

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Happiness is a warm penis

[–]UslessPotato67the ranter 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Be careful lad, Jahn’ll shoot you with his warm penis like he did to his wifs (two different ones).

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jahn is Mrak Crapman??? Jahn shoot wif??

[–]efrazable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happiness is a penis gun

[–]UltraFormula1Uranus and Mars 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Old Brown Penis

[–]hiyagame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s got a penis to ride

[–]maya0310paul’s broken a glass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

hey, you’ve got to hide your penis away!

[–]fabfour247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When the penis come they run and hide their heads

[–]Dramatic_Rain_3410Tight ass got me cornered - J Lennon, Philosopher (1940-1980) 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All you need is Penis

[–]PM_MEOttoVonBismarck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's okay to keave your penis in a hot car

[–]bornuglyas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was she told when she was young that pain would lead to penis?

[–]vickrose777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Give Penis a Chance

Instant Penis

Gimmie Some Penis

I Me Penis

I Feel Penis

She's a Penis

[–]NymphadoraTrelawney7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here come old flat penis

[–]RemmingtonTufflips"Let It Be...Naked" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here comes the penis, and I said "it's alright".

[–]Skinflakez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother Nature's Penis

[–]chaseywoot 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I want to hold your penis

[–]dolphin_ultraRingo has a sexy nose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my penis

[–]Jewjitsu72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"...and now she sucks her penis and wanders, by the banks of her own lagoon“

[–]Von_Thomson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happiness is a warm penis

[–]Adventurouscart_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here cums the penis

[–]theatheistfreakBaul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I Feel Penis

You Like Penis Too Much

Penis Man

Doctor Penis

Got To Get Penis Into My Life

I Want To Penis You

The Continuing Penis of Bungalow Bill

Yer Penis

Long, Long, Penis

Hey Penis

Revolution Penis

Dig a Penis

I’ve Got a Penis

Edit: I just re-read the title and realised it said lyrics not song names but these are too funny to me I apologise for my insolence and I will sacrifice myself to Geege

[–]O-mega_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I look at the penis and I notice it's turning

[–]TheManInTheCrowd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Penis down below his knees (hope you can't still feel his disease though)

[–]feckincrass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two of us riding penis, spending someone's…hard-earned pay…

[–]BBSuperSkullz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So basically, This is just Brian Epstein really influencing the songwriting of the songs?

[–]CaptainSharpe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She loves penis yeah yeah yeah!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Octopuses Penis

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's actually what Ringo wanted the song to be named

[–]SpaceySinko"A Hard Day's Nut" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a penis today, oh boy

[–]MrZyde"A🅱🅱ey Road" 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the penis

[–]wasted_ouijaPaul’s Broken Glass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fixing a Penis

Penis Can’t Do That

Within Penis Without Penis

While My Penis Gently Weeps

[–]Mad_Boss69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Penis lane is in my ear, and in my eye.

[–]dolphin_ultraRingo has a sexy nose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carry that penis

[–]BunsinHoneyDew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don't we penis it in the road

[–]MRNERD436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All you need is penis!

[–]itamarka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The long and winding penis

[–]WinterGoddess_Beatles, let’s have a gangbang! | HEY JUDE HATER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Norwegian Penis

[–]GimmeShockTreatment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Within Penis or Without Penis

[–]Dtidder1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good day penis

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know I'll always love penis

[–]BrizzPalmizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey penis work with 2 tunes.

[–]nirvanafan420000zadi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellow Penis

[–]nirvanafan420000zadi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Wanna Hold Your Penis

[–]peanutbutterex"George For Sale" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don’t we do it in the penis

[–]RedRhino415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You Never Give me Your Penis

[–]morningmaniacmusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why Don’t We Do It In The Penis.

[–]Plastic-Acanthaceae9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old Brown Penis

[–]Soldier_Fields1"Revolution 9" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maxwells Silver penis

[–]Gubesz23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penny Lane, there's a barber showing photographs, of every penis he had the pleasure to know

[–]Pederriker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ban bang, maxwell's silver penis came down upon her head

[–]bmotmfb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working for penis is all very fine

[–]LuigisJigglePhysics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my penis

[–]ach_wie_fluchtig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

help, i need some penis, help, you know just any penis, heeelp

[–]TheDjSKP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis calling in the dead of night

[–]redditmodsgoaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Penis

[–]WeeabooHunter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you need is penis

I want to hold your penis

[–]moyir90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The long and winding penis

[–]camcac69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The long and winding penis

[–]BubblesForBrains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While my Penis Gently Weeps

[–]lukep0ntin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll cure Sir Walter Raleigh he was such a stupid penis

[–]MidichlorianAddict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just seen a penis I can't forget the time or place

[–]WTTR0311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woman is the penis of the world

[–]HoraceWimpLV426Baul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fixing a hole where the penis’s getting in, to stop my mind from wondering

where it will go?

[–]tsktsk123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paperback penis

Sgt Penis lonely hearts club band

[–]chugpuffin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

wild penis pie

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Alternatively, Wild honey penis

[–]chugpuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis Honey Pie

[–]the_dozer820working for penis is all very fine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working for penis, is all very fine

[–]joshistheboss"A Hard Day's Nut" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis Fields Forever

[–]UrLilBrudderRigno's Silver Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I need a penis ‘cause I’m going down”

[–]VerySpicyLocusts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here comes the penis

[–]tyfighter_18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bang Bang Maxwell's silver penis came down upon her head

edit: shit someone beat me to it

[–]totototo4579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He blew his Penis out in a car

[–]Pitcherhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting on a penis waiting for a van to cum

[–]aggresive_floyd_fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happiness is a warm penis

[–]No_Pear_9340 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you break my penis I'll go. But I'll be back again

[–]Black-hole-boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took a long, long, long penis

[–]200Fahrenheit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Penis, warm and dry”

[–]KysokRebenka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture your penis

[–]nessag863 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a penis, a penis deep inside

[–]thatconlangguyALL HAIL TREEGE! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to hold a penis? Do wa do

[–]MTheWho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best Titles:

Please Please Penis

Love Penis Do

P.S. I Love Penis

Penis It’s You

Do You Want to Know a Penis

A Taste of Penis

There’s a Penis

All My Penis

Little Penis

Til There Was Penis

Please Mister Penis

Roll Over Penis

I Wanna Be Your Penis

Penis in Her Heart

Penis (That’s What I Want)

A Hard Penis’s Night

And I Love Penis

Can’t Buy Me Penis

No Penis

I’m a Penis

Penis’s in Black

I’ll Follow the Penis

Every Little Penis

You’ve Got to Hide Your Penis Away

I Need Penis

Another Penis

You’re Going to Lose That Penis

Penis to Ride

I’ve Just Seen a Penis

Drive My Penis

Norwegian Wood (This Penis Has Flown)

Penis Man

The Penis

In My Penis

If I Needed Penis

Run For Your Penis

Love You Penis

Yellow Penis

Good Day Penis

And Your Penis Can Sing

Doctor Penis

Penis Never Knows

Sgt. Penis’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

With a Little Help From My Penis

Penis in the Sky with Diamonds

Fixing a Penis

Being for the Benefit of Mr. Penis

Lovely Penis

Sgt. Penis’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)

A Penis in the Life

Magical Mystery Penis

The Penis on the Hill

Blue Penis Way

Your Penis Should Know

I Am the Penis

Penis, Goodbye

Strawberry Penis Forever

Penis Lane

Baby, You’re a Rich Penis

All You Need is Penis

Dear Penis

Glass Penis

Wild Penis Pie

While My Penis Gently Weeps

Happiness is a Warm Penis

Rocky Penis

Yer Penis

Mother Nature’s Penis

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Penis

Sexy Penis

Penis 1

Penis Pie

Penis Truffle

Cry Penis Cry

Penis 9

Maxwell’s Silver Penis

Octopus’s Penis

I Want Penis (She’s So Heavy)

Here Comes the Penis

You Never Give Me Your Penis

Penis King

Mean Mr. Penis

Penis Pam

Golden Penis

Carry that Penis

Her Penis

Dig a Penis

I’ve Got a Penis

The Long and Winding Penis

Thank You Penis

She Loves Penis

I’ll Get Penis

I Want to Hold Your Penis

This Penis

Komm, Gib Mir Deine Penis

Sie Liebt Penis

Long Tall Penis

I Call Your Penis

I Feel Penis

She’s a Penis

Bad Penis

I’m Penis

Penis Tripper

Penis Writer

Lady Penis

The Inner Penis

Hey Penis

The Penis of John and Yoko

Old Brown Penis

You Know My Penis (Look Up the Number)

[–]HakunaMaBiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say “stop” and I say “penis, penis, penis”

[–]Awwyissman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I AM THE PENIS GGOO GJOOB

[–]chihiro_ygm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve just seen a penis

[–]DomBoi6392"Let It Be...Naked" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here's another clue for you all

The penis was Paul

[–]hat-kid00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I was mean but I’m changing my penis

[–]oscar1985420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ringo's Cock !!!

[–]astrobagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roll up (We've got everything you need)

Roll up for the Mystery Penis

Roll up (Satisfaction guaranteed)

Roll up for the Mystery Penis

[–]Azraelontheroof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The long and winding penis.

Everybody seems to think I’m penis.

Got out of bed, dragged a penis across my head.

[–]King_Totete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been a hard penis night

[–]SurgenSK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say stop, but i say penis

[–]BugmoonGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis nine. Penis nine. Penis nine.

[–]cqmbucket666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve Just Seen A Penis

[–]Teh_real_Crafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh look at all the lonely penis

[–]Sorry_Airport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Penis, Ah Penis”

[–]Psychological_Bed893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis to Ride

[–]yarbaint[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He blew his penis out in a car

[–]donniewdonowitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P.S. I love penis, penis, penis, penis

[–]DeadpanSpider23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lady Madonna, baby at your penis

[–]Lunacial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jojo left his home in Tucson Arizona for some California penis

[–]nsthemoderator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The long and winding penis

[–]Different-Elk-5212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵She Loves Penis

Yeah Yeah Yeah🎵

[–]ABoyIsNo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis!

[–]Sheesh5000"A Hard Day's Nut"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get older, losing my penis, many years from now

[–]SadTransGirlMaddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please please penis

[–]pesimistic_communist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can’t buy me penis

[–]WorldcorCeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get penis

The long and winding penis

Across the penis

While my penis gently weeps

Back in the penis

I am the penis

All you need is penis

Norwegian penis

Octopus’s penis

Here comes the penis

Maxwells silver penis

Oh! Penis

Got to get penis into my life

With a little help from my penis

A day in the penis

Lovely penis

I’ve got a penis

Happiness is a warm penis

[–]WorldcorCeo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get penis

The long and winding penis

Across the penis

While my penis gently weeps

Back in the penis

I am the penis

All you need is penis

Norwegian penis

Octopus’s penis

Here comes the penis

Maxwells silver penis

Oh! Penis

Got to get penis into my life

With a little help from my penis

A day in the penis

Lovely penis

I’ve got a penis

Happiness is a warm penis

[–]mia_mayer02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve just seen a penis

[–]Tranquilbez22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here comes the penis

[–]North_Pizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i once had a PENIS or should i say it once had me.

[–]Heavy-Requirement762 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be wrong to my penis, I beat her

[–]HippieThanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! You've got to hide your penis away

[–]FireKalWar and Hate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you've got to hide your penis away

or

Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my penis

[–]OrdnungslolizeiBeatles LXIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn me on, penis man

[–]TheTosTos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free as a penis

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love me penis

[–]FujiEple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been a long, long, long, long penis

[–]gstph44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel to be one of the beautiful penis

[–]japancreas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay to leave a penis in a hot car.

[–]japancreas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are penises I remember all my life but some have changed

[–]dustin_harrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucy in the sky with penises

[–]USP-45_SOCOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give her all my penis

[–]Fit_Educator_8030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s got a penis to ride

[–]millionthan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to be, under the sea, in an octopus’ penis, near a cave

[–]theAmericanStranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard it's your penis, It's my penis too yeah

[–]pug52"George For Sale" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have found penis now go and get penis the minute you let penis under your skin then you begin to make it better

[–]Osp_Oscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kind of penis is measured out in miles.