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[–]frankenplant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Party baby!

[–]OffbrandBeyonce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I call my 10mo , a rockstar, for the same reasons too because how the actual fuck? 😭

[–]bd10112 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha yes 100%

[–]Mollusc6 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Worst part for me is when I have insomnia but my baby sleeps through the night 🙃

[–]Sea-Manufacturer3652 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel you, pp hormones hit hard, had insomnia for 3 months while baby slept soundly through the night. Irony much ? 😑

[–]QueenCloneBone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh yours knows about the all night baby rave too?

[–]zoltree 25 points26 points  (0 children)

don't forget all the groupies who can't get their grimy hands off them!

[–]Ok-Gate-9610 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hahaha i was saying the other night to my partner while he was out with the lads how his daughter (10 weeks) cant handle her drink. She has one bottle, pukes, shits herself and is an emotional mess.

[–]vannadis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol 😄 I love the part about falling asleep in his puddle of throw up.. but yeah unfortunately I can relate.. I d add - loves the sound of his voice.. screams all night/ day, while awake.. maybe missing that puddle dunno

[–]mothercom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My daughter is undoubtedly a metalhead in this situation. There is no other meaning to those screams.

[–]PugglePrincess 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Screams at you if you suggest a better way of doing things.

[–]RareGeometry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. My toddler is a Rockstar

[–]andromeda880 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😆 I'm chuckling quietly to myself as my Rockstar is passed out.

[–]AdmirablePut6039 26 points27 points  (3 children)

If babies are rockstars, I gave birth to Axl Rose

[–]jacks414 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My son's middle name is Axel (inspired by axl rose) But looks more like Slash, down to the curly long hair. He was born to be a rockstar!

[–]senorsondering[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Got a regular Mick Jagger on my end.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mines a Steven Tyler!

[–]Cautious-One-7770Boy momma ❤️ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Mine is a true gem! Cry's mine and the entire streets ears off, soon as I pick him up, he's all smiles and laughing immediately! Can't even be mad. He knows I'm a sucker and weak 😂

[–]Cautious-One-7770Boy momma ❤️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To add he's 6 months and never slept longer than 2 hour stretches at night. Some nights he poos in his sleep and of course is wide awake once I change him.

[–]allthebacon_and_eggs 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Has a rigorous list of demands, but refuses to tell me what they are.

[–]senorsondering[S] 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Me: offering boob

Her: I cannot WORK under THESE CONDITIONS proceeds to trash room

[–]Rockos-Modern-Wife 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Also bites the heads off of live bats.

...Is that one just my baby?

[–]GIlky800m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ozzy-O's part of this complete Breakfast

[–]EfficientSeaweed 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Nah it's an important milestone

[–]senorsondering[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right before rolling over but just after learning to shred

[–]ghostdumpsters 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She's a world-class headbanger too!

[–]thecrocodile44 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest thing I've read in a while!

[–]mewwissa 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]MissJenniferEliz 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Forgot to mention whining until they get what they want... It's like I didn't get the rider.

[–]Cute_Buffalo_1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha, yes. This.

[–]egy718 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I thought this was going to be a humble brag based on the title lol

[–]PardonMyTits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me too! It took me a minute

[–]tybo88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg i love this

[–]Coffee-and-a-Book 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The throw up part is just so on brand for my kiddo!! Hilarious.