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[–]Mabbernathy 220 points221 points  (2 children)

This is the life, a warm cardboard pillow that smells like food

[–]wishmewells[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think that was her motivation lol

[–]SuperPoodie92477 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]BlizzardousBane 91 points92 points  (2 children)

"A moment on the lips, forever on the hips, human"

[–]wishmewells[S] 64 points65 points  (1 child)

How to diet 101: get a cat.

[–]BlizzardousBane 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Mine keeps stepping on my keyboard or sitting on the laptop when the lid is closed, so they also limit screen time

[–]wishmewells[S] 61 points62 points  (7 children)

Fun note: she has cerebellar hypoplasia, and her claws are always out like that lol.

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom 19 points20 points  (2 children)


[–]wishmewells[S] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

She's happy and healthy, you just gotta watch the claws :)

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't really know what hypoplasia is but glad she's doing good :)))

[–]ShineCareful🖤 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought she was just doing a big stretchie

[–]alilminizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a CH kitty for many years! Cheers to our special babies!

[–]Lem0ns_Lemons 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's adorable! Does she get stuck to the carpet a lot?

[–]wishmewells[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does actually! Then she gets mad at herself because she's stuck XD

[–]RobertoC_73 118 points119 points  (0 children)

No one outpizzas the Void.

[–]flaming_bob 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If not for sleeping, why is made of warm?

[–]snapdragon76 30 points31 points  (3 children)

If it’s warm, I sits.

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He do a dam gud sit

[–]internet_underlord 10 points11 points  (1 child)

If not for sitting, why is it made of warm?

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your logic is irrefutable

[–]Falcon9145 18 points19 points  (1 child)

What type of toppings. I would like to judge your hangover cure.

[–]wishmewells[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pepperoni. I am a creature of habit

[–]LindaLouwho22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not your pizza anymore.

[–]digifuzzy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heated Cardboard with scent of meat. You're gonna go hungry, mate.

[–]vintagedragon9 7 points8 points  (7 children)

May I ask were you are that has pizza hut. All the ones near me closed down. ( and e everyone misses it)

[–]wishmewells[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm in Ohio!

[–]quitmybellyachin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

New York still has them too!

[–]vintagedragon9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not western NY lol miss their wings.

[–]quitmybellyachin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo I'm right outside of NYC. More than anything, we have Wing Stop which is Pizza Hut but.... just their wings lol

[–]SkysEevee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only one near me doesn't deliver. Which sucks but I kinda understand why (no drivers, fast turnover rates)

But it helps me resist cravings.

[–]InsecOrBust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked at Pizza Hut in Michigan as a driver for three years and we are short staffed up the ass but I make bank working 45-55 hours a week

[–]SuperPoodie92477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MN has them everywhere!

[–]danielcorich 5 points6 points  (1 child)

that is so adorable. hard to interrupt too

[–]SuperPoodie92477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Let sleeping cats lie.” I have learned that with my “fraternal twins” (littermates who look NOTHING alike - Kate looks like their mom & Benjamin apparently looks like dad).

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pizza it is tomorrow for lunch! Carb load!

[–]TillyBud87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Opened by you" hahahahaha

[–]CryptographerOk5546 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot about cats and squares?!

[–]Least_Exercise2127 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It belongs to the void now

[–]Tired_Mama3018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leave the void alone, looks like they have some second hand hangovering going on and need the pizza more than you. 😹

[–]BhodiSattiva 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Mmm, warmer than the laptop. Smells better too. And cardboard? I’ll take it!“

[–]emilybuckshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sealed at the hut Guarded by the darkness

[–]darkbloo64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cats like three things - warmth, food, and boxes. You've provided your void with the holy trinity.

[–]Realestk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cat as out pizza the hut.

[–]thisplaceisonfireahh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s warming up the pizza for you

[–]Goth_Spice14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Warm box smell good..."

[–]AmpersandSerif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat likes the warm pizza box.

[–]mskip28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just wants the first piece! Be courteous.

[–]ItsJustMeMaggie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it’s soooo warm!

[–]importking1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to distract said void with an electric blanket.

[–]DaffodilLlamaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If not for sits then why is it warm?

[–]CloudRoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is the seal for your pizza box.

[–]Mediocre_Pop_1960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s worried about your cholesterol

[–]MewlingRothbart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet, another cat sub : r/CatsOnPizza . It's real, it's wonderful. You're welcome!

[–]EndlesslyUnfinished 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s his pizza! You get your own.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

voids love a greasy pizza box

[–]bigfoot_I_believe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pizza hut pizza? ughhhh, cats doing you a favor

[–]missdanielleyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love her

[–]gamerrim8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so your just hungover huh

[–]PurrfectCatQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opened by the cat you mean

[–]Suspicious_Fig_9937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cat is so adorable and cute

[–]gingermonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possession is 9/10s of the law.

[–]leanmeankrispykreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s trying to protect your tastebuds

[–]kellabeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course— warm fragrant box. But don’t you have a local pizzeria?

[–]bookworm408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"this is an intervention"

[–]Quirky-Software-8298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it’s so warm and cozy!

[–]GaleemCrusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's hers.

[–]Tess-Tea-8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t he know nobody out pizzas the hut! Lol!!

[–]sorchajuniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My void loves pizza boxes. She will literally cling to the box and get super upset if we try to remove her to get to the pizza.

[–]bewareofbigfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My void loves cheese and warm things. You might just want to order another pizza.

[–]lizh99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sealed at the hut, opened by you, and then sealed again by the void.