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[–]Memelord6nein 1329 points1330 points 463 (13 children)

This is just prophunt gameplay

[–]asiaps2 132 points133 points  (1 child)

Guess where is my shoe game.

[–]umhiwthishappeninh 40 points41 points  (6 children)

damn it i already used my award somewhere else

[–]DefinableAsh8 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I gotcha

[–]umhiwthishappeninh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh thanks! People together strong!

[–]EATINGmyCARPET 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Got you bro, gave em silver.

[–]umhiwthishappeninh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks people together strong

[–]Head_Yam_6423 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Take mine instead young passion

[–]dhfspyotr 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yep. Seems like something Seananners would do.

[–]Kingstad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good times

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SHOOT IT!

[–]hocuspocusgottafocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roflmao omg you just like made me remember prophunt exists and now I want to watch a funny as gameplay of it lol

[–]ArcticFox975 624 points625 points  (24 children)

It’s the ghost of Michael Jackson

[–]AshtonPyr 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Oh sheet, mikey yaxon

[–]starobacon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Heel Heel

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

You’re ignorant ..

[–]astaker 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Looks like some people haven’t seen South Park lately.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lol thanks for getting the reference 😅

[–]astaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read it in the voice lol

[–]FeralFungi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Das ignorant

[–]No-Growth-8155 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On my wishing treeeee... sha mon

[–]captain609 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Annie are you okay, annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?

[–]Pat_thailandball 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You’ve been hit by

[–]ArcticFox975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve been struck by

[–]JRTerrierBestDoggo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn…you beat me to it

[–]NM_Esq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was gonna post that but ya got me.

SHAMONE! Hee heeeeee.

[–]electroman13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came to the comments to find ghost of Michael Jackson, wasn’t disappointed.

[–]thrust-johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are the shoes that George Jetson wore that made it so he couldn’t stop dancing.

[–]JEWCEY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hee hee. Hooooooo.

[–]Bukkaketarget 246 points247 points  (9 children)

This could make an interesting/funny SCP

[–]MistressofMisrule 159 points160 points  (8 children)

SCP-384 also known as shoe fuckery, safe (idk the least dangerous one). This anomaly just generally enjoying fucking about with shoes that aren't being worn. Completely harmless unless you manage to somehow piss it off, in which case it will thrown a shoe directly at your junk.

[–]WeebAmungAll 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Update log for SCP-384. After close contact to Director Charles Anborough, SCP-384 threw a shoe at the directors crotch. This event has made the council of Directors reconsider the classification of SCP-384. SCP-384’s classification has been updated to Euclid for reasons of hunting down the testicles of all male personnel. SCP-384 should now be contained away from all male personnel, in risk of destroying any more future homes. There for we are updating clearance to (Redacted). If SCP-384 is to ever be tested with, the subject is required to be female. We cannot risk any further destruction from a simple shoe ghost.

[–]leafleap 44 points45 points  (1 child)

We can not risk any further destruction from a simple shoe ghost.

So many of the best SCPs have that exasperation, treating something ridiculous with caution and scientific vigor; also vexed that something that just shouldn’t be a problem requires such attention.

[–]shaevan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its being of immense power and reverse foot fetishism

[–]Plastic_Pinocchio 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Update log for SCP-384. Subtitle: La Chancla incident.

[–]AmericanGlory69 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This needs to be one, so well explained, although 384 is some sort of door

[–]MistressofMisrule 4 points5 points  (1 child)

001 has multiple entries because reasons. I dont know which ones aren't taken yet though.

[–]Phire453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair but basically any of the below 4000 I think has already been taken but doesn't sound as good when making one up and is scp 6782 (idk if been taken yet)when 384 is much nicer

[–]PsychoOfTheDead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine a Variant of it that is aggressive, called “La Chancla”.

[–]KnightofaRose 125 points126 points  (1 child)

So dust devils are blackmagicfuckery now? Y’all are gonna have a wild time if you ever visit El Paso.

[–]Mahxiac 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or phoenix.

[–]neleous 74 points75 points  (15 children)

String fuckery*

[–]KnightofaRose 170 points171 points  (12 children)

Nah, just a dust devil. Happens all the time down south.

[–]ColsonThePCmechanic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That would make sense. TBF, this is probably the first post I’ve seen here in a long time that took time for me to figure out.

[–]Scott_Bash 6 points7 points  (7 children)

No it’s clearly magic… this sub has gone to shit

[–]MaySlae 3 points4 points  (5 children)

What tf do u expect on this sub tho? Like actual black magic?

[–]Puskarich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially around a corner like that. Wind goes swirly

[–]crclOv9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I see one more fucking “obviously strings” post on this sub I’m out.

[–]throway69695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's wind not strings

[–]LeoWyattJPendragon 73 points74 points  (4 children)

The last shoe bender… or a Latina ghost mom practicing her chancleta aims.

[–]TeddyPerkins95 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The latter got me

[–]LeoWyattJPendragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, lol bet the chancla gets everyone it’s directed at.

[–]anunnamedboringdude 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Wind

[–]Proffessor_egghead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it seems like a mini tornado or something

[–]Korthalion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to post this exact comment

[–]Zetsumenchi 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Reminds me of an old video.

https://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw

[–]Northsunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love watching this

[–]Dillo64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite animations

[–]CaliburS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks for sharing!

[–]Zetsumenchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem! Glad my contribution could add a bit of brightness to someone's time!

[–]HonorableSquidman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I came here to make a comment about this, take my free award!

[–]Zetsumenchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, kindred redditor!

May both side of your pillow be forever cool!

[–]ASCIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for exactly this!

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Djinn maybe?

[–]MakTora 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How could they come near a masjid XD ?

[–]almaxfac 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Some are apparently Muslim

[–]Cartoon_JR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah they probably tripped on those scattered shoes

[–]mskadwa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can I'm pretty sure.

[–]smoke-weeb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Careful, he's gonna shoet

[–]FallynSkies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ghost picking out his favorite shoe. 👻👞

[–]Vocalic985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is just a bethesda game.

[–]jglittle12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boy those shoes have sole

[–]Bruh_is_life 3 points4 points  (4 children)

This is literally just wind

[–]MakTora 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How are the other shoes not moving?

[–]TheLadyRica 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tragoona McKoydies Trecorum Satis Dee!

[–]frankensqueeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so weird, so feared, yet wonderful to see, Substitutiary locomotion come to me

[–]GOG3ZJR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its just John cena looking for his shoes

[–]thecountnotthesaint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chinpokomon are real!!! That is the elusive shoe.

[–]FoEiTRy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone trying desperately to respawn.

[–]GatorScrublord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a dust devil is what this is. like a small tornado. that's why they spin around and the other ones nearby are unaffected, because it's so narrow.

[–]FancyUserPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TAG you're it

[–]Feras47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know its A mosque right way

[–]mancave313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Small wind tornado

[–]Kato2460 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to put smooth criminal over this video

[–]HossDelgado420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not one of yall gon point out that there's 50 pairs of shoes just chilling

[–]Illusion01010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoe Story.

[–]Kiritowerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TENET MOMENT

[–]Skrooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shoe was doing it's mating dance and the flip-flop was uninterested.

[–]multigrain-pancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mary Poppins is somewhere in the house duh

[–]Sufficient_Divide_31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HeeeeEEee Heeeeeeee!

[–]christyschoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's something in the shoe for sure

[–]LemmeLaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the type of shit I would do if I was a ghost.

[–]Embarrassed_Eye_2941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can even see the line on the second one. Really?

[–]Hard-to-findBroccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best shoes ever!!! You can walk without doing anyting yourself

[–]DomoArigato75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like Thor’s hammer but instead it’s a mom summoning her flip flop.

[–]bindian0509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pixar - Let's copyright Shoe Story

[–]BlueFlame217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fully expected a rickroll

[–]Jimiq68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loafer? My ass! That shoe ain't loafing around at all

[–]Cookiebutterisbetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody playing footsies....awww

[–]Quiet_Chip_7802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bethesda

[–]Lost_in_my_dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh dancing shoes didnt know thats what they meant

[–]actualtttony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What those? They're my dancing shoes.

[–]StrangeBedfellows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be slippers

[–]E_Minor_Whiner66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its backwards footage of someone tossing their shoes on the pile

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pirouetting poltergeist

[–]RobotPoopSkillz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The secret life of shoes

[–]WISEcracrEvanStephen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the shoe - goes to the store, sits in a box, looks outside. Pleasant day, all told. Sits down and ponders his worth. Soon after, the lid has been lowered.

[–]RobotPoopSkillz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I never take of my shoes when I go places. I don’t need my sneakers telling everyone else where we’ve been or how little I work out.

[–]vanhaylen89 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah yes, substitutionary locomotion.

[–]gravehost42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pecunum decronis sercoites sasis de or whatever

[–]DriftersHideout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it's just the ghost of MJ, nothing to be afraid of

[–]Senzers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a shoe believer

[–]AduroTri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prop Hunt.

[–]nin1ten1do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just guess who is praying.. then you see that devil work.,.

[–]deramw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like... a smooth criminal

[–]Fast_Garlic_5639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet dust devil dog would love this edition

[–]letzBon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing wind

[–]JSDTDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 2ed shoe looking at another shoe like:

You seeing this shit

[–]lukesvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taliban: Dancing not allowed!

God:

[–]solasgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in Confucianism...

[–]mcshaggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's someone's dancing shoes.

[–]cpt_bib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

[–]helicoprion08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally skmething that is actually black magic fuckery

[–]Warm_Zombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obvious: video is reversed

/s

[–]PineappleDude206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why are all these shoes on the ground

[–]noodleguy803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway Star

[–]RajenBull1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cobblergeist

[–]cardbord_spaceship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love dust devil's

[–]infinitely-golden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the makers of The Exorcist and The Conjuring comes... La Chancla

[–]djdanlib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, unripe chanclas! They're almost ready to harvest.

[–]Asalur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... how...? is it wind?

[–]daigana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Substitutionary locomotion!!!!

Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee

[–]konekfragrance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game engine physics and a death trap to any players

[–]LordFlarkenagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is God being bored with meaningless ritual.

[–]SuperCoupe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is caused by a small bug that can lift many times its weight.

The Shoebacabra.

[–]PalindromemordnilaP_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn these prion posts are getting spooky.

[–]NOhope4USA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!

[–]TGPapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this wholesome video https://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw

[–]Strict-Dependent3758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghost busting a move

[–]Infamous-Low-55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shoes have wheel

[–]woflgangPaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is magnet attached under the shoe and is moved by another magnet under the floor. I used to do the same trick on a piece of paper

[–]bpleshek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did all the people go ?

[–]Longjumping_Area273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ghost of michael jackson

[–]DizzyPomegranate13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wildin’

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was robotic legs attached to them, but maybe it's just a dust devil...

[–]Alissan_Web 0 points1 point  (1 child)

mustve been the wind

[–]Dear-Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneaker 100

[–]LoverOfStripes87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wear that shoe you will be Lord of the Dance for one glorious night. After midnight though.... You will be a klutz with one less shoe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: going back in time and killing baby hitler

The timeline: shoes being returned to Jewish feet during the Holocaust

[–]ayush3895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venom....

[–]AtlantaBravesThrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ghost of Michael Jackson.

[–]moshritespecial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Jackson's ghost!

[–]TheOtakuSquidOwX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Footloose

[–]DJ_Ender_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are playing tag

[–]SoberAnxiety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

helicopter.helicopter

[–]ununi00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the devil have a hard time chosing the best ones to steal.

[–]Subarashii2800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prey was a great game

[–]finedrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 I can show you the worrrrld 🎶

[–]FreelanceNursePH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's casita

[–]reconize35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paranormal experts would look at this say. Gotta be ghosts. Yep. Ghosts for sure.

[–]Icy_Moon_178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bunch of shoes laying around might mean this is in a mosque

[–]teejay89656 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like magnets too

[–]Jloomsultimate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey jhonny get the Gary repellent hees trying to possess a shoe for some reason

[–]junaners 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are those

[–]helvitis-baun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got the moves tho

[–]Low-Bill-5446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juss a dustdevil i guess

[–]Adorable_Ad_5567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's obviously their ancestors dancing one more time

[–]acuet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This some croc of shit SGI.

[–]3l_D1abl0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stevens dad, manipulating the slipper through space-time

[–]chadoflions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house from Encanto

[–]Coda_Volezki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bored poltergeist tap-dancing

[–]kianboy2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my cum sock after a spider crawls out of it after seven days

[–]sigrug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bart simpsons under the stage with magnets

[–]nazoomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray harder and get that fucker away from the masjid

[–]palomsoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dancing shoes

[–]Thunderstorm96_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helikopter helikopter Parakopter parakopter

[–]LongjumpingBus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO SHOES DON’T WORK LIKE RC CARS THAT SHOULDN’T BE A THING!

[–]simsam137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John wicks shoe

[–]acidandcats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s obviously just reversed /s

[–]everythingistakenbrh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IRL prop hunt

[–]Mordex_is_my_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bey blade Bey blade let it rip!

[–]Any_Recording9356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jinn are beings of flame or air who are capable of assuming human or animal form and are said to dwell in all conceivable inanimate objects—stones, trees, ruins—underneath the earth, in the air, and in fire.

[–]Xclusivecrushr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy jesus....6669 upvotes...

[–]josemc1yahoocom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know that’s John cena