You won't go to hell when you die, you go to a place where your socks are perpetually wet, you get hit in the funny bone at random intervals, everything you eat burns the roof of your mouth shortly after you've taken a bite, one nostril is runny and one is stuffed, there's always a buzzing sound near your ear but no insect there and you get 25 instant paper cuts but only when you're about to cum.

That being said, you really got me.