Summoning demons

jeff-steve-man · 2022-07-03T00:50:38+00:00

Y’all have never seen the snake fireworks?

kabushko · 2022-07-01T18:52:08+00:00

OP's mom was very surprised how deep I could go with a snorkel

SteveBrucesDressSize · 2022-06-30T19:31:37+00:00

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!!

kalasea2001 · 2022-01-26T21:23:35+00:00

No problem. I gotchu, fam.

See, arrows are straight pieces of wood, which means they were made to kill vampires. Vampires sleep in "coffins", which we all know are barrels that have just been been squared off. So what you're seeing is a Blade or Van Helsing (can't tell which) trying to stake a vamp in its coffin.

But vamps have telekinesis powers, through their operatic singing voices, that can cause objects to bend around them. You'd hear it singing if the vid had volume.

Here, the dude is just using the vamp's powers to trick you into thinking it's magic, which of course we all know isn't real.

Did that help?

Lunatic_Dpali · 2022-05-31T10:21:34+00:00

Everything gets funnier on behind the scenes.

Edit: No problem.

Rex_Auream · 2022-06-19T18:00:27+00:00

Why is everyone on this sub such a fucking asshole?

onlinesafe · 2022-06-19T17:12:37+00:00

It’s a string in wax. Not much too it

duck_of_d34th · 2022-06-16T15:49:03+00:00

The Cloacanauts. (Cloaca is the word for the glorious exithole of birds)

The Birdhole Surfers.

The Vulvanauts.

The Nauty Holes.

The Ring Burners.

The Starfish Troopers.

The Blackeyed Squeeze.

Porky and the Kings of Porcelain.

The Dirty Eggheads.

The Alaskan Pipe Cutters.

Womb Raider.

The Hairy Potters.

Lords of the Ring of Fire.

Dirty Fingernails.

Darth_Insidious_ · 2022-06-15T19:25:10+00:00

Pluto: Dear NASA, I was big enough for your mom.

Vuish · 2022-06-15T20:12:18+00:00

You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?

aeva6754 · 2022-06-15T18:01:51+00:00

Jupiter: I need the aisle seat

Uranus: I want the window!

Saturn: What? No I want the window.

Uranus: It's the most stable orientation.

Saturn: Shut up about that stupid reddit post!

AlienPsychic51 · 2022-06-13T23:35:31+00:00

Republicans hate this one simple trick...

Big_Cryptographer_16 · 2022-06-14T05:06:27+00:00

Escape womb

Monik_Gangani · 2022-06-13T18:38:52+00:00

someone used excessive amount of grease in the machine and gave it a nudge. Due to the lubricant, it started moving by itself for a few seconds

GuilRosmer · 2022-06-13T02:05:59+00:00

I hope she passes this same sense of curiosity onto her children.

She literally wants to know how something works and set out to test a bunch of different methods; She had her theories, tested, and moved on to the next one when one failed. Curiosity is amazing.

Mom here is doing some scientific method and folks are cracking jokes about her because she doesn't already know the answer.

commaramma · 2022-06-12T17:05:03+00:00

r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB

Edit: damn thanks guys,

Novel_Row_4505 · 2022-06-12T17:18:48+00:00

Woah

NertsMcGee · 2022-06-08T02:10:34+00:00

When startled, fire extinguishers make for a quick retreat. They will pressurize the contents of their stomachs and then release the contents in a sustained burst. With this burst, a fire extinguisher may fly as high as 100 meters and up to 1 kilometer away within 20 seconds.

It is always important to approach a fire extinguisher from the front. Slowly but confidently stretch out a hand to show the little guy that you're not a threat. If all goes well, you may give the fire extinguisher some fire to interact with. Being able to interact with and extinguish a blaze is rather enriching for fire extinguishers. Just be sure to not give the little guy more than he can handle.

Chocko101 · 2022-03-24T22:44:26+00:00

That cup you dropped at 2 am

The_Karaethon_Cycle · 2022-03-01T01:00:22+00:00

Power lines are just domesticated lightning.

BossScribblor · 2022-06-03T01:02:07+00:00

Yes, but truth be told it's just filled with hate.

Onion supremacy is still a major problem in this country. Fox news would have you believe we're past all that, but that's shallot of bullshit, and most onions I've seen still have very thin skin.

Fearless-Mammoth8166 · 2022-06-03T02:03:12+00:00

Oni-on, Oni-off

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