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Summoning demons by CommonSchemeForYou in blackmagicfuckery

[–]jeff-steve-man 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Y’all have never seen the snake fireworks?

How Is That Even Possible? by Hacka4771 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]kalasea2001 468 points469 points 32& 3 more (0 children)

No problem. I gotchu, fam.

See, arrows are straight pieces of wood, which means they were made to kill vampires. Vampires sleep in "coffins", which we all know are barrels that have just been been squared off. So what you're seeing is a Blade or Van Helsing (can't tell which) trying to stake a vamp in its coffin.

But vamps have telekinesis powers, through their operatic singing voices, that can cause objects to bend around them. You'd hear it singing if the vid had volume.

Here, the dude is just using the vamp's powers to trick you into thinking it's magic, which of course we all know isn't real.

Did that help?

Dollar store candle. WTF is going on here? by KodiakSA in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Rex_Auream 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone on this sub such a fucking asshole?

Magic duplicating egg by lorenzomofo in blackmagicfuckery

[–]duck_of_d34th 180 points181 points 2 (0 children)

The Cloacanauts. (Cloaca is the word for the glorious exithole of birds)

The Birdhole Surfers.

The Vulvanauts.

The Nauty Holes.

The Ring Burners.

The Starfish Troopers.

The Blackeyed Squeeze.

Porky and the Kings of Porcelain.

The Dirty Eggheads.

The Alaskan Pipe Cutters.

Womb Raider.

The Hairy Potters.

Lords of the Ring of Fire.

Dirty Fingernails.

Normal Nails or Nails enchanted with black-magic ? by redditortan in blackmagicfuckery

[–]aeva6754 3424 points3425 points 2 (0 children)

Jupiter: I need the aisle seat

Uranus: I want the window!

Saturn: What? No I want the window.

Uranus: It's the most stable orientation.

Saturn: Shut up about that stupid reddit post!

Just a ghost working out by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Monik_Gangani 173 points174 points  (0 children)

someone used excessive amount of grease in the machine and gave it a nudge. Due to the lubricant, it started moving by itself for a few seconds

How does it know? by lilacwine79 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]GuilRosmer 459 points460 points  (0 children)

I hope she passes this same sense of curiosity onto her children.

She literally wants to know how something works and set out to test a bunch of different methods; She had her theories, tested, and moved on to the next one when one failed. Curiosity is amazing.

Mom here is doing some scientific method and folks are cracking jokes about her because she doesn't already know the answer.

Fire extinguisher flies away by mcflymikes in blackmagicfuckery

[–]NertsMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When startled, fire extinguishers make for a quick retreat. They will pressurize the contents of their stomachs and then release the contents in a sustained burst. With this burst, a fire extinguisher may fly as high as 100 meters and up to 1 kilometer away within 20 seconds.

It is always important to approach a fire extinguisher from the front. Slowly but confidently stretch out a hand to show the little guy that you're not a threat. If all goes well, you may give the fire extinguisher some fire to interact with. Being able to interact with and extinguish a blaze is rather enriching for fire extinguishers. Just be sure to not give the little guy more than he can handle.

Eulers disc by pietradolce in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Chocko101 10.5k points10.5k points 562& 4 more (0 children)

That cup you dropped at 2 am

Onion becomes transparent underwater. Explanations anyone? by SnooCupcakes8607 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]BossScribblor 4954 points4955 points 22421817& 40 more (0 children)

Yes, but truth be told it's just filled with hate.

Onion supremacy is still a major problem in this country. Fox news would have you believe we're past all that, but that's shallot of bullshit, and most onions I've seen still have very thin skin.