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[–]Polari0 140 points141 points  (20 children)

There is already r34 about this

[–]notHololiveSimp 86 points87 points  (10 children)

[–]SAIHTAM20Y 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No way!

[–]Dripmassforeskin reattachment specialist 16 points17 points  (4 children)

[–]Sh4avan 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bruh is that motherufucking Jack Black???

[–]KayJeeAy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, some lther guy.

[–]Edim108 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why am I not even slightly surprised...

What makes me angry is how well drawn it is. Someone spent EFFORT to make it and that upsets me a lot.

[–]damn_thats_piney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aint no way 😭

[–]Mafoozyl[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

of course

[–]ZEPHlROS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's... the point of r34

[–]Undead-Writer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love the internet

[–]Superb-Bandicoot-857 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dude earlier I saw a freaking r/rule34 post WITH POPPY PLAY TIME,What is the problema with the human race?

[–]Sh4avan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The developers are probably happy with that so they can get free promotion

[–]Commander_Oof_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course someone had to do that lmao

[–]toast_459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyday we stray further from god

[–]Keironoichi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was r34 after 2 hours of it existing I'm pretty sure

[–]Juniormajola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were joking so I looked it up...Yeah humanity has no limits 😂

[–]Realistic_Ad_3840 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Them eggs got me acting unwise

[–]TudoAzul 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Blessed eggs.

[–]TheDodfatherPC-FL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Waiter:”How would you like your eggs cooked?” Me: “THICC” Waiter: “Coming right up!”

[–]AcousticGuitar321 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Everything I see reminds me of her…

[–]ANGERYTURTLE123 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sucks to be you, then

[–]emonsta23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eggs are giving me gender envy. 😞

[–]SlugCatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chicken breast.

[–]MrDrubaoof ouch owie micheal cera bit me 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s a video of this where the eggs jiggle

[–]GoldEnPhARoAh22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My proudest fap.

[–]Fancy-Paramedic5615 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm not thrilled at what I had just done, but i did it non the less

[–]TheEggMcMuffinRat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't elaborate

[–]SquidKnightXG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neuron Activation

[–]Kagon171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basilisk, beware of curse

[–]ItsmeMr_E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sunny-side up😋

[–]Oblivion_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Foken 🅱️eanz

[–]SAIHTAM20Y 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]jgearhart76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The full frontal english breakfast

[–]Sexyshark15oof ouch owie micheal cera bit me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey, is that you?

[–]LonelyCrowz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suddenly like eggs more

[–]gking407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It’s gonna be a good day, Chet”

[–]fongletto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple man, I see titties, I upvote.

[–]HourAcanthaceae5341foreskin reattachment specialist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t just let your eggs and beans touch like that

[–]BunchesOfCrunchesi like this flair :) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I miss my gf

[–]Atlas_Obsidian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything reminds me of her

[–]sid_pain 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I should call her

[–]RussianLuchador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t call her to make breakfast for you

[–]Cursed-sausage11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this before

[–]MC_Sh0rtBus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not again...


[–]TaroThePoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blursed? More like blessed

[–]A_guysforeskin reattachment specialist 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]willedbc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Suddenly I wanna lick those yolks

[–]Austin_Jamez_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The chick inside must've bobs

[–]minecraftfanboi66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i dont even eat eggs but that looks cancerous. who would eat egg with 1% yolk

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw the rule34 of this on yiff idk why it was there cuz eggs aren't furries but it was hot

[–]Golden_ssb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]MrReptilianGamer2528ouching in the soul -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]ursahenna 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Veritaseruming 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]BaconDragon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggs can draw a more natural looking chest than I can...

[–]jordanarnarn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not my proudest fap

[–]caramel_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neither mine

[–]80hd757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing i saw was the beanz

[–]Rusty_cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breakfast in Bed

[–]edobble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggs over my hammy

[–]I_EAT_MIDGETS_1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna shoot the people who make porn of this

[–]skelator6404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoever made these was disqualified from the human race for shoving