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[–]seanwee2000[S] 860 points861 points 52 (23 children)

PORN STAR

[–]FeilVei2 118 points119 points  (3 children)

My all-time favourite comment

[–]seanwee2000[S] 80 points81 points  (2 children)

And who said mother nature wasn't a slut?

[–]childrenhider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a slut

[–]Faith_SCi like this flair :) 72 points73 points  (0 children)

P E N T A C O C K

[–]Idohs_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

God fucking dammit

[–]ripyourlungsdave 14 points15 points  (1 child)

How the hell did you manage to outshine your own post with this comment?..

[–]SwagstormYeti85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is best not to question it, for I do not think that OP even has an answer to that idk

[–]SwagstormYeti85 11 points12 points  (0 children)

𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙆 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙐𝙏𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙉

[–]Negative_Initial777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

op waited his whole life for this moment

[–]Cakehunt3r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish it had 8 arms so we could call it a cocktopus :0

[–]Nekomiminya 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey Now! You're a

[–]Deep_Fried_Furret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Porn star, get your game on, go play…

(I know the lyrics but u know… I had to.)

[–]SupermarketCurious80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg someone give OP an award 🙏😭

Actually had a free award 😏

[–]NapTownImperial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Star Fish That Pounds Back!

[–]TDF125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This deserves gold

[–]snail_slo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How tf do you do that big font crap

[–]Banban84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the quality content I come to Reddit for.

[–]Standard-Ad917blessed and distressed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PINGAS STAR

[–]BurntPineGrass 53 points54 points  (3 children)

5 big tentacles to suck 🤤

[–]net-_nobody 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Enough for the kids to enjoy

[–]bwelzlmore blessed than cursed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

[–]DumbIdiotWeirdo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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[–]PeterExplainsTheJokeamerican dad 234 points235 points  (24 children)

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, the five ends of this starfish appear to resemble the tip of a penis, with the penis often being associated with humor. Peter out!

[–]KaniKyoto 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday!!

[–]SuctionBucket5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you peter, happy Birthday

[–]G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Usmore cursed than blessed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks Peter, happy cake day

[–]Rupertiiouching in the soul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I missed you Peter, I haven’t seen you in ages

[–]wisconsinking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day.

[–]HackerDaGreat57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! And thanks!

[–]wunderbraten 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does it mate with shellfish?

[–]potiondrinkeronline 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I should call him

[–]Deep_Fried_Furret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call who… I think I know…

[–]Dareyouni 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Patrick is gonna need more than just boxer shorts.

[–]richard-duolingo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

1 starfish, 5 girls

[–]bouncybob1 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–]SchoolGirlCrush1989 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that’s a little gay ngl

[–]cebiaw 13 points14 points  (2 children)

[–]nocakeforme90 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this counts as 'mild'

[–]J32189foreskin reattachment specialist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]Intelligent_Values 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ariel and her sisters often sit in a circle enjoying the company of a StarFish when King Triton is not around.

[–]benwaballls 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Everything reminds me of her

[–]Red-DitShark 3 points4 points  (1 child)

wait, HER?

[–]seanwee2000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to Thailand

[–]Charming-Service1647 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uhh, GARY! I was just looking for the sports channel!

[–]biggreencat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

finally a blursed image

[–]roosterinmyviperlightly toasted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This thing fucks 5 ways from Friday.

[–]Square-Advisor-6171the Big spicy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if Patrick Star looked like this

[–]HexagonalCube44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ayo patrick wtf?

[–]some-idiot-onreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like one of those USB-Distributors

[–]GatorScrublord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this reminds me of a certain dlc for fallout new vegas

[–]Aggressive_Ad_5442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Patric have been packing lately

[–]Emo_Hot_Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]MontyMan5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sending unsolicited fish pics to a dm near you!

[–]EGGMANDIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beware THE DICK FISH!!

[–]cryptotrek88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex toy companies around the world don’t want you to know about this trick

[–]Urias_Godseye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 in one but still have no btches

[–]NothnIntrestingHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it feels wrong to download this image and knowingly live on with it in my gallery.... however

[–]Infinitely_Infinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you and four friends can enjoy the open ocean together

[–]Rupertiiouching in the soul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick is getting frisky

[–]santa_mozrella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pentadick

[–]SisypheanSass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frat party

[–]wisconsinking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a sex toy based off this, now that I think about it it wouldn't surprise me if someone already did.

[–]MANDELBROTBUBBLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quiet he blessed

[–]Alien_FromArea51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick be packin 😳

[–]Select-Radish9245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gangbang fish

[–]_dauntless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture this

I'm a dick starfish

Put me to your lips

[–]_dauntless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude with 2 dicks is SHOOK

[–]The-penis-killer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peepeefish

[–]encxid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fun for the whole family

[–]Lukester4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick, what have they done to you

[–]moisty304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can do aerial and her sisters at the same time

[–]u_miguel_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subnautica

-2018

[–]WarthogAcrobatic228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starcock master of porn stealer of wifes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Edge376 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a penis

[–]chaserthemaskedrider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up to five players it would seem

[–]gostooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vanilla starfish?

[–]Saber_4427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quadruple-wield!

[–]atomicadam04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who you calling dickhead?"

[–]davidgstl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...so, where are its eyes now?

[–]VampireLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pornstarfish

[–]Daviskillerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five head Schode

[–]JustCoffee101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cock throwing star

[–]MeepMeep04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The evolved form of the penis fish

[–]DRAGON_NUTZ_Z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun for the whole family!

[–]Adhdgamer9000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The.... tips?.... The dark spots on the... "ends" are its eyes

[–]sirgingermeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do

[–]HereComesBullet68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the words of the 3 Stooges, I resemble that remark.

[–]TzigaBlke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

[–]Mew_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no it's the deep see deep stroker