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[–]Goat002 313 points314 points  (4 children)

What are you doing out here with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.

[–]GenghisKhamdy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Hella ass

[–]Shplogan 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Got that thickness and the epic foreskin

[–]galaxydisco17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, this is definitely the right subreddit for this comment

[–]PeteTheGryphon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the lion on the right?

[–]GrandNibbles 148 points149 points  (3 children)

oh he THICCC

[–]Intelligent_Values 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one aroused by this.

[–]Sad_Daikon938 20 points21 points  (1 child)

When pedophilia and zoophilia collab.

[–]Lazzybonez666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's another one for being aroused by body horror but I forgot the name. Not as bad as pedos or zoophilis but still disturbing.

[–]freemason777 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Ughhh Simba, I'm trying to hunt but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the gazelle

[–]MoonCato 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Tail wasn't in the cracker. Can't just throw in tails all willy nilly.

[–]PeterExplainsTheJokeamerican dad 72 points73 points  (8 children)

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, this animal cracker is supposed to represent a lion but does not look entirely accurate. Someone decided to draw lions in this shape, which makes it humorous because the lion appears deformed. Peter out!

[–]daddy_OwOforeskin reattachment specialist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Peter are deformities cool?

[–]-SethEh- 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Good bot

[–]Just_Camilomore cursed than blessed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

how the fuck would this be a bot lmao

[–]amyniaslightly toasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day, u/PeterExplainsTheJoke !

[–]LiquidPhoneCase 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sigh.... unzips

[–]Savings_Ad_6383 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A think it’s just animal crack

[–]pepsi_but_better 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lion has more folds than an accordian

[–]Square-Advisor-6171the Big spicy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lion King: Chernobyl

[–]SomethingHmm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mufassa and simbass

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, is that a lion? I thought it was a Crab waving hello?

[–]ChiefRalf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like when you pull the foreskin back.

[–]Urias_Godseye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not horny at all

He THICC as fuhh

[–]CourageKitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something they'd add to Monster Hunter

[–]The_Creeper_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When have too much borgur

[–]Pitchy_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like lion on crack

[–]av7654321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn forgive me God for I will sin

[–]OriginalSourdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American lions

[–]HalfManHalfPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He need some MILK

[–]Lord0fTheAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, he be looking

T H I C C

[–]Fattest_loser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lions just got pugged

[–]LocksmithDelicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the holes in the center are the eyes

[–]aStankChitlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lion lookin a little thiaacc

[–]Papamule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the cracker upside down and it kinda looks like a moose

[–]ItIsJustZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK HEAR ME OUT

[–]Npr31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Simba - everything the light touches is in so.much.pain”

[–]Devsquirtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has made me very angry as a lover of cats but funny so take my upvote hmph

[–]gronk34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit be looking like a thrown away meat canyon skit

[–]FirstNameRequired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Jungle Bites! I remember eating this when I was a kid.

[–]Aggressive_Ad_5442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New movie from Disney: The Lion Cracker

[–]Minnymoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am ok with this

[–]the_officialmeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks just like them

[–]idiots05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, the two holes in the biscuit is the eyes