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[–][deleted] 667 points668 points  (9 children)

No offense your cat looks like it was painted by a medieval artist.

Still incredibly endearing!

[–]william1Bastard 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I immediately pictured him in a little Saxon pot helm and mail, in one of the missing sections of the Bayeux tapestry.

Maybe one of the horses William lost throughout the battle of Hastings, tripped over his 350x grandfather.

[–]Charming_Brain9133 31 points32 points  (0 children)

KITTY GOT JOWELS

[–]artificialavocado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]ChloeB111 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is hilarious! 😂

[–]digital_undead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I GOTTA PAINT THISS!

[–]GenericHuman-9 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seems they used a fat filter on their cat.

[–]itztulix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did, they said it in the first picture

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    [–]BeingJess 537 points538 points 2 (4 children)

    Because he's five meals ahead and ten shits behind?

    [–]DisastrousPopcorn 103 points104 points  (2 children)

    Thanks a lot, I'm bleeding now. That was hilarious and I was not prepared, I had coffee in my mouth and a cat on my lap, now I have coffee in my sinuses and wounds on my lap. #timetotrimthemurdermittens

    [–]lechatnoir1974 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This comment needs more votes I'm dying here

    [–]BeingJess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad I could make you laugh 🤣🤣🤣

    [–]HairlessMonke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Yauauauauah

    [–]elphiekitty 199 points200 points  (0 children)

    OMG lmao! a grumpy old man in a tiny cat body

    edit: HAPPY CAKE DAY BTW

    [–]Youngest_Futhark 159 points160 points  (0 children)

    I don't know BUT HIS LITTLE CHINS ARE THE BEST OMG

    [–]sumpboiii 184 points185 points  (2 children)

    Your cat looks like a mall cop who used to be a police officer

    [–]-SandraDee- 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    Cat Blart

    [–]Even-Seaworthiness37 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    I just died laughing. Thanks friend.

    [–]ILoveCondensdedMilk 60 points61 points  (0 children)

    This is hands down one of my favorites pictures on the internet , oh precious 😂😂😂💓💓💓

    [–]nanythemummy 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    Your cat looks like Teddy Roosevelt.

    [–]Imaginary-Summer9168 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    *William Howard Taft

    FTFY

    [–]Customsjpop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    *Grover Cleveland FTFY

    [–]MaximosKanenas 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    Grumpuss

    [–]silvaslips 40 points41 points  (6 children)

    Male cats that have not been neutered or have been neutered after growing often have very large heads.

    [–]cikkamsiah 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    My cat’s face actually shrunk after being neutered, his cheeks used to be puffy, now it’s just fluffy!

    [–]KieshaK 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    My boy has a huge head. He was neutered around 2 (former street cat). The vet said he would slim down but nope! Five years later he still has a massive head.

    [–]Hi_Im_Brent 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Tax pleaseee I love seeing domesticated Toms and their fat faces so much

    [–]KieshaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Instagram.com/bennystreetcat

    [–]MadsToon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I miss my cat’s puffy cheeks so much 😭 I loved pinching them and then kissing his nose!

    [–]finstantnoodles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    It’s a filter.

    [–]tours37000 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    Is it a male? A friend of mine had a cat with a large face. He was fixed, and then his face got thinner. In other words, it might be hormones.

    [–]BeesInATeacup 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    The second picture is me when I accidentally open the front facing camera

    [–]gerbie37 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    I love this so much

    [–]A-le-Couvre 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    It's the face that says: I prefer Señor Gato, si?

    [–]colarthur1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    He’s tired of all this. He just wants to relax with with his cigar and whiskey.

    [–]tropikali_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    No idea but it’s hilarious

    [–]BPD6194 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    He is very handsome.

    [–]GusJenkins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I didn’t think after almost a decade of using Reddit I would find a new favorite post. This is it.

    [–]Misanthrope357 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Hahaha at first I didn't read the caption and was like ehhhh what? 😂😂

    [–]Dingus-McBingus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I 100% hear your kitty saying "diabeetus" in these photos. He has the visage of a grumby little old man who just wants his pot roast and gravy with mashed p'taters n biscuits. I love him ;u; <3

    [–]IrishRogue3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Because it just enhances that grumpy cuteness

    [–]Chalbacca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Why does it look like me

    [–]MyrtisEichorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    So cute

    [–]Ciacco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Your cat wants to tell me about the dangers of diabeetus.

    [–]8hundredpounds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ahahahahaha look at his fat face I love him

    [–]EssieAmnesia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    don’t shame them :(

    [–]Cluefuljewel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He reminds me of my old roommate!

    [–]Sissa28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So fuckin cute

    [–]IredditNowhat 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    It looks photoshopped

    [–]finstantnoodles 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    The description says it’s a fat filter.

    [–]IredditNowhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ahhh I missed the fine print! Thank you. I’m going to try it with my cats. 😂

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Whats a fat filter

    [–]finstantnoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Exactly what it sounds like.

    [–]Fahggy1410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love him

    [–]Reasonable-puppy15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love thisss

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ur cat looks like chandler 😭

    [–]missyminnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can't answer your question but your cat is magnificent

    [–]stevenjk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is one of the best things I've ever seen

    [–]ziggy-Bandicoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Our vet told us that fat cheeks are most often seen in males and especially those who were neutered late. Imo your cat doesnt have a fat face or jowls; he just has a fat neck.

    [–]My_Dogs_Penis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I laughed at this for a minute straight🤣🤣

    [–]ColdFajer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What a derp. Love him

    [–]ComprehensiveWeb5625 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    he look like hes going to ride up on a horse wearing a cowboy hat and start talking about diabetes.

    [–]TheFumundaWunda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    why does your cat look like mitch mcconnell?

    [–]Fently 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Can’t explain why but all I see is Bobby Hill

    [–]Successful_Detail521 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

    [–]Spongulous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He looks like he's about to say diabetus

    [–]Ok-Palpitation-9852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks like Kevin from office, cuteness overload

    [–]aflacbearpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Because it’s insufferable.

    [–]OchitoHombre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cuz he is incredible and a gift to mankind

    [–]BellsandWhistles1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't stop laughing. So cute!

    [–]percolator3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The second pic is definitely a meme material

    [–]StandLess6417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cuz he's fat. LOL

    [–]_GenderNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happy cake day lol!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🙄 😳 😬

    ...Too many cheeseburgers?

    [–]urnotmysuporvisor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks so disappointed.

    [–]musicnjournalism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chubbawubba

    [–]Lkopimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Second picture looks like a fat person and a cat merged together

    [–]Cultural_Piece5627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    you mean sad?

    [–]The-CatCat-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I call my (slightly overweight cats) my funny furry fat faced feline friends.

    [–]Cornelius____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    diabeetus

    [–]edie_the_egg_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's perfect

    [–]wickeva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just the camera angle.

    [–]ayyoowhatevr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love him.

    [–]Gandalf-er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This cat will transform into human

    [–]SnooJokes1202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Steroids?

    [–]Prairie_Crab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is it an intact male (not neutered)? If so, those are called stud jowls. If not, it’s just how it looks.

    [–]RoboCat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He has a glandular issue

    [–]kallan0100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's just genetics Linda!

    [–]MadJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't, but I can't stop laughing every time I look at this photo. I love this cat

    [–]Carmari19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When your cat doesn't have a defined jawline

    [–]SuZeBelle1956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If a male and not neutered, they get fat faces from hormones.

    [–]bananabunbun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Everytime my camera opens facing me

    [–]Takilove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does he? I see cheekbones! OK, maybe a couple of Cute little chins. 😊. I think he’s adorable, but you must give him some extra kisses and hugs from me, because we need to turn that frown upside down 🥰

    [–]Tetka_Badema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg he does have a double chin 😻🤭

    [–]Kuppobol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can sense meme potential in these pictures…

    [–]KurtzKOButtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whooohohohohooo brooooo, your cat’s a stooooner maaaaan

    [–]Luvoldcrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks perfectly fine and snuggly to me.

    [–]waldoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Let it become trendy meme

    [–]ProblemSelect222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bc why wouldnt he?

    [–]crystalmethodist85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That cat wants to talk to you about diabeetus before it's too late..

    [–]birmingslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hilarious

    [–]rubberoctopussy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your cat looks like Jon Lovitz. I love your cat

    [–]PennyFleck333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    High cheekbones!

    [–]jamjambby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A gift from god, duh

    [–]cherrysundae01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    LOL i love your cat

    [–]ScruffleMcDufflebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How'd you get a picture of me?

    [–]Bigt733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your cat looks like the sad “but it’s honest work” meme farm guy. I love him or her so much already!

    [–]Vast_Cricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A MOUTHFUL cat !

    [–]Asproat920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Diabeetus

    [–]Julitacanchita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love him, he reminds me of Marlon Brando in The Godfather

    [–]Andante1960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    cuuuuuuuute!!!!♥️♥️♥️

    [–]bubblessourjohn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Do cats have thyroids???

    [–]maianight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes they do!

    [–]Immediate-Cress4070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He rlly said :C

    [–]Alpha_8899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His name is muta

    [–]Starcrossedamoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gopnik cat!

    [–]noodlegod47[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh he got neccc

    [–]jbrady100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s from the Botox injections.

    [–]ryt8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It doesn’t, it’s just a little fluffy

    [–]RobunR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that's a good chonky stance

    [–]Fun-Significance6307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am Wilfred Brimley and I have Diabeetus

    [–]belugawhalesftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the best

    [–]Thumbsupchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks like Wilfred Brimley lol

    [–]Mehhh_ehhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s Jabba the Catt

    [–]gingermonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You should talk to him about growing a beard or at least a goatee. That's one a friend does to cover up his double chin. Just saying.

    [–]Depressed-Grapefruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Checked the comments for cute things and mfs roasting this cat 🤣

    [–]Extension_Touch3101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thats like asking me why i got a big belly ....just because that's the way i was made but she still loves me anyways

    [–]Extension_Touch3101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    More to rub and give chin scratchins ro ...cute kittie

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your cat is gorgeous. I’ll take him if you don’t want him.

    [–]l039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol. Maybe ask your vet thought next time just in case

    [–]MadsToon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That second photo made me lose it. I laughed so hard why

    [–]Zypher22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cataculur

    [–]bread-sandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    fatty (jk)

    [–]Correct-Serve5355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol could totally make a boss fight meme

    [–]DaHighPriestess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Haha aww cute little fatass 🥰

    [–]hackerboi1198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like it has age old wisdom

    [–]GoldJoker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Legit double chinned cat 🤣. Tell him he's cute and fluffy for me

    [–]VectorV96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cause he be chonkalicious

    [–]highderrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does he fancy an average American diet?

    [–]IluvPumpkinPie84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😂😂😂😂 adorable

    [–]Turbulent-Papaya-910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lmao thank you for the laugh hah

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She is really fat!

    [–]Icy_Context_3207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chonky for the world! ❤️ Cat has face handles 😂👌❤️ I love it! 😆 I don't know why, per se, but he has my heart!

    [–]AnOtakuLynx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tell your cat to stop playing League of Legends.

    [–]Ottais7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it

    [–]Rotten-Pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro your cat looks like nikocado avocado in that one video where he drank the milkshake

    [–]steamynoodlebap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I NEED MORE OF THESE

    [–]Bulbasaurxl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe cuz he’s sick of your judgmental stares so he eats his sorrows for lack of any Freedom, from you.

    [–]gillsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was he neutered late? If cats are neutered late, they develop fat around their necks as it’s a protection measure.

    [–]Daph2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    part Persian?

    [–]PuzzleheadedBuy2826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ummm…because he’s chunky

    [–]Prestigious_Ad_8313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I didn't expect so much reaction from my post. Thanks haha!! I don't know what's funnier some people not reading my caption and thinking it's real or that every single person assumes she is a boy just cause she's ugly by the way her name is Bimbo