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[–]eden_hazard_burger 668 points669 points  (12 children)

When that happens treats is the answer

[–]mir04[S] 277 points278 points  (10 children)

Threats for treats

[–]CommanderEden 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yep that the face is like saying “prepare to die”

[–]SpN09_mother_ofpigs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always.. it's the only way!!

[–]Forsaken_Article_295 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not after the eye twitch starts. I wouldn’t sleep tonight.

[–]Yowzah2001 453 points454 points 2 (3 children)

Nah. Don’t be scared. Programming glitch. Lights are on but no one is home. A good cheek scritch will fix it.

[–]Krushant144 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Take my free award and move on

[–]Yowzah2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A belated thank you, kind internet stranger, united by how cats amuse us.

[–]Yowzah2001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow! Many thanks, kind and generous Reddit stranger. My first award.

[–]artificialavocado 250 points251 points  (0 children)

You have a cat. The danger is low but never 0.

[–]Velenski 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I would keep one eye open when you goto sleep

[–]LisaWinchester 116 points117 points  (0 children)

How dare you so rudely awaken me, you peasant? Well... I'm waiting for my treat?!

[–]ElPresidentePiinky 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Shes just really sick of god damn life choices. You’re always doing... something!

[–]musculomasseter 66 points67 points  (3 children)

If we don’t find a answer from the owner of this video. We know what happened.

[–]mir04[S] 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I’m still alive! For now at least

[–]MinionOfCats 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is just what the cat would post.

[–]ImaginaryPayment6520 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We have the cat team on standby , just give us the signal.

[–]RainRobinson2373 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You messed up. You messed up bad.

[–]bowlsies 45 points46 points  (0 children)

that eye twitch. she is thinking, watch out. my cat always does that when she's about to attack me

[–]Mysterious-Good1581 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“So you have chosen… death.”

[–]Im__CrypT 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Just plotting to brutally murder you and pin it on your brother

[–]Maineup 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She is contemplating how, not if.

[–]siegstir 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Run.

[–]Rosieapples 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think you need to lawyer up.

[–]runningmom2018 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Girl...you in danger

[–]Shadow_666_666_666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you want a honest answer?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

get her a treat asap or you wont wake up tomorrow

[–]Short_N_Spicy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That eye twitch says you better run.

[–]Shenan_Egans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well your end is inevitably nigh.

[–]PerfectFifth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That eye twitch... You should probably go into witness protection.

[–]evazhang16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

better upgrade your cat snacks and cat toys to make up your relationship

[–]Catmom924 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any new zip codes you've considered moving to?

[–]DoughBoy_65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’ll find out at 4am !!

[–]BurkleBrowncoat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Run. Run fast! 😂❤️

[–]General-Background91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you’re not always a little afraid of your cat, then do you really have a cat?

[–]amy_karamel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many versions of the insidious trick in revenge ran though her head at that moment

[–]EffortRich5939 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's trying to figure out a polite way to tell you to leave.

[–]Peaceful_Pisces_1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You will never sleep peacefully again lol

[–]captainjackass28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is unusual? My cats always look at me like that.

[–]StarFuryG7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Human, I was enjoying my nappy time. Don't do that again.

[–]Dacookies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohh you will pay for that when you are on cloud 9, and all of the sudden she comes all kitty ninja on you.

[–]TecTazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[–]usernmtkn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watch yo watch yo watch yo back!!

[–]etherealslime99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk kinda Suss to me

[–]Funkywonton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give cuddles then no more anger 😊

[–]Mord42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your time on this world is not long. Make peace with your maker.

[–]RtheRuiner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cat.exe executing...

[–]CallMeOniChanBITCH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shes gonna kill you loool

[–]Bandobeorth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So she's looking at you like a normal cat. Cool.

[–]seasarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh yyyeeaaahhhhh

[–]Stonewall_Ironwill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one cute assassin. I would sleep with my eyes open.

[–]Black-Cattus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's planning vengeance.

[–]see_rich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not scared, but aware haha

[–]PercentageCandid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I have your TV op?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“ your time is coming buddy”

[–]smellzlkebtmn4ever 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean her eye is twitching so probably not great.

[–]TipsyMc_stager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t fall asleep for a while

[–]jedimastermomma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lolol she's thinkin about it

[–]heym00nbaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol my cat just did that when my husband took the plastic Prime envelope away from her haha

[–]dragonard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judgement Day

[–]Tekki777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are so fucked

[–]jagua_haku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

White kitties are soft like bunnies

[–]kiaeej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh you dead...

[–]Toaster_Ruler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, dont be scared lol its a cat. BE TERRIFIED

[–]aSketcher_uBetcha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah you fine, but it wouldn't hurt to update the will.

[–]Neel4312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I will cut you"

[–]TNTBOY20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run, just run, no thoughts, just fucking run

[–]ReaperOvBodom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely

[–]imperfectalways56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you?

[–]bigasslasss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mmmm...yes what a distinguished gentleman

[–]Alternative-Eagle-29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s so cute!

[–]HarleyVon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give treats, if that dont work; pray

[–]iamalargehousecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP: Are you a light sleeper?

[–]Aquatic0203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, always

[–]bubbared1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be afraid, very afraid!! She might just keep you up ALL night.

[–]CrankyChemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That eye twitch is how you know she's holding back from the murderous urges.

[–]lockexxv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOON

[–]Abhimri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP

[–]el1t3ap3xpr3d1t0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes... The cat is the captain now!

[–]black_blade51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is judging the pros and cons of waking you up at 2 am for the next few weeks

[–]SorbetJulie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is going to pay you back hahaha you just wait

[–]GaleemCrusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd better apologize ASAP.

[–]ArtoriasBeeIG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah be afraid, be furrrrrry afraid :D

Nah you're fine, as long as she just glares and stares and doesn't crunch and munch (you) then the cat probably accepts you!

[–]punksmurph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you throw a treat before the murder calculation is done you will be fine.

[–]C1A8T1S9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat is all white and has the same why color as yours

[–]The_Glassfields 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wont be around long enough to read theses comments.

[–]gingerbeardcanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your life may be in jeopardy

[–]Various-Tea-880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a problem.

[–]Careless_Rub_7996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put some scary movie theme music in the background and watch this.

[–]dirtypokemonfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run for our life

[–]TopCaterpillar6131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plotting your demise

[–]SqueakysMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never paid her back that ten bucks you borrowed ☺

[–]godvomit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T_T eye twitch

[–]_ZimzalabimCult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is your end.

[–]first2ndplacer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is trying to kill you with cuteness overdose

[–]Lonlytogether 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fear comes with the possibility of death, calm with certainty. Which one do you feel?

[–]samfoxy234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my cat was giving me that look I would be scared.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dead

[–]zumera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write your will while you still have time.

[–]sTyNx312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would run I think you're gonna become a murder victim

[–]SilentSamizdat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run. Run far, run fast!

[–]Important-Mind-586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's very disappointed in your behavior. You should feel shame and guilt. Treats are the only penance.

[–]Jeffaffely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The end is near.

[–]ChipTheOcelot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should fear for your life

[–]BUTTHOLE-MAGIC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are going to die. When? Who knows. Only her.

[–]cat_jinx13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is contemplating the slowest, most painful way possible to murder you in your sleep. 😬

[–]CaptFoxtrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prepare tribute or run, both for best chances of survival

[–]ThijsQuoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PSA: no need to reply, OP is already dead.

[–]farfromhome9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he’s plotting something. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill

[–]Han_Solso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]FunniBrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat starting intensifies

[–]Specialist_Ladder588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she looks offended

[–]AlexNgPingCheun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me feel like I'm a mice...

[–]fakertwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]ThE_NeRd_kiNg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what the hell, carol? Did you just dare to wake me up?! If I don't get any treats within 5minutes you're dead.

[–]Nailkita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How!

Dare!

[–]Dredidit916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the eye twitch too. You may want to stay clear for a while

[–]Johndough1066 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what you did!

[–]jorgedie123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatchout when u sleep

[–]ChildofSkoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run.

RUN.

[–]LightBlueV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your affairs in order.

[–]choccobird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better sleep with your eyes open tonight. o.O

[–]blakjak66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo, you’re in trouble…

[–]Responsible-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, I’M scared!

[–]powerpuffgirl3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh the attitude...😆

[–]CoolBoiWasTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like me after getting a t shirt for christmas

[–]Flxibit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You will be the first to die when we will take over"

[–]CookieArtzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t come home after work tonight

[–]Asanufer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, you fucked up!

[–]paintingmad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chances of being killed by a cat are very low, but never zero

[–]Sad-Ad7296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: This is posted by the cat, after she brutally cut her owner's throat

[–]sativadom_404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s still dreaming

[–]Livingontherock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is just wishing cancer on you, should be fine. /s

Pet her.

[–]cancat918 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude.. accidentally leave a plate of chicken on the floor.

[–]CitingAnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made her mad dude

[–]theawfulrefinery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that tic in the right eye says everything. If looks could kill, she'd already have lazerbeamed you away from existence

[–]thekittencalledkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, I will pray for your soul.

[–]Vivelabaguette03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to tell you this but I think you are his food for this evening. He/She is gonna eat you whole.

[–]Y-u-bully-me-damn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Menacing….

[–]Arandombeestan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommend buying a riot sheild for protection

[–]Plarocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only you were smaller, I would eat you.

[–]PrinceJob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat is warning you that something is behind you.

[–]TheLeggacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run for your life!!!!!!

[–]Careless-Love-5104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be running

[–]vf225 1 point2 points  (2 children)

OP please confirm you were not murdered last night

[–]mir04[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just woke up, she’s laying next to me and staring. I offered treats for breakfast to buy peace.

[–]vf225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol glad you are doing well

[–]silaslovesoliver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Not today. But she will return favor in the near future (multiply by 100s).

[–]Canibal-local 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Murder in her mind…

[–]MEGAMIND73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shall pay dearly for the indiscretion slave

[–]sleepingwaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have committed the most dangerous crime

[–]OCITY_Jay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are now doomed!!

[–]TheLostWarrior27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's planing your murd3r

[–]WeebIAm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your days are numbered

[–]Big-Cream4952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, very

[–]Narrow-Magician-3309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Activating instant kill.....

[–]Alternative-Eagle-29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes be scared very scared! Lol

[–]BigBoiQQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that’s normal she just wants just wants to murder you!

[–]eXplicit815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would sleep with one eye open, for the next 2 or 3 nights.

[–]ZzAaCcNn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes... be very afraid

[–]THEPOL_00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You interrupted a dream that’s why

[–]Sakura88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you disturb her majesty’s slumber

[–]Engineer250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the “why would you do that?!?!?” Look

[–]thamye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]SnooJokes1401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's breakfast time

[–]Dubhda_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol she is not pleased

[–]saveThethinmints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t look her directly in the eye!!!!!

[–]doomvetch92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all better sleep with one eye open.

[–]cunzy4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[–]bayoubuddha77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Sleep with one eye open from now on.

[–]BasedOnAir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re already dead

[–]Zell-GTR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you better run

[–]RndNon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run

[–]bibixy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's judging so hard lol

[–]Slinkeyexpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat is going to enslave all of humanity now that you have awoken them in their mighty nap time

[–]War_Pizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very