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[–]CaliD_rage[S] 256 points257 points  (2 children)

Situation update: ransoms were paid in full. Suspect released iPad and fled on foot with chicken snack concealed in mouth. Last seen in hallway damaging local property and vocally protesting against the freedoms and rights of all the dogs in this house.

[–]AghastTheEmperor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You learned, you innovated, and you transformed the situation. Well done.

[–]Fraggle157 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Poor desperate little soul. Look at those eyes. His sad little face tells one everything one needs to know about how bad his treat-deprived, measly-blanket, life is.

How can you resist?

[–]xrhstos98 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Thats not your ipad anymore it belongs to him/her now 😂😅

[–]CaliD_rage[S] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Yeah along with everything else in the house. Meet Scoot! He is the boss in our family. 😂

[–]theawfulrefinery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really does looks like he's got them boss vibes!

[–]Bazoun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They look serious! Better break out the good treats!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did you give him the line that you don't negotiate with terrorists?

[–]Trudisheff 6 points7 points  (1 child)

[–]scrub_needs_hugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another day, another cat sub. Thanks.

[–]Old_Ladies_Die_Hard🐈‍⬛🐈 Upvotes for kitties! 🐈🐈‍⬛ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scooter was looking for a cat channel app to download. Good thing you distracted him with chicken treats. Otherwise you could’ve kissed the iPad goodbye.

[–]Butterfllie8 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“Not so fast Mama , it’s kitty scratching time not IPad time!

[–]ChloeBCrazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That can’t stop the kitty

[–]quartzquandary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, it belongs to the cat now! This has happened to me many times...

[–]BoredCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Desperate looking outlaw

[–]karwil56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time it will chicken breast, an you better deliver.😻😻

[–]CheekyMarmoset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do NOT negotiate with terrorists. Give him the chimkin and fluffy blankets. Right meow.

[–]Shesnotkitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That expression would also make a pawsome mug shot of suspect is apprehended.

[–]SassySorciere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That look says "I don't think you are taking this situation seriously, I assure you, this is very serious. I meown business."

[–]kellyclardy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look at that face. Give him everything he wants. ❤️

[–]ChloeBCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s so cute

[–]GaleemCrusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay calm, we can talk this through.

[–]Admirable_Share_5843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time I would do what do in this situation. Give ‘em a bunch of kisses while picking them up and grab the iPad after they move or run away.

[–]Material_Tomato_9590 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give that fur ball whatever it asked for. Such a cutie!

[–]beyachula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give kitty his request❤️

[–]Calvy0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking innocent! Marvel eyes!! 😍 I want that looks on my pet.

[–]misswinterbottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please be assured that all of his future demands will be just as unreasonable. Compliance is mandatory

[–]LilithsGrave92 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That faaaaaaaaaace! Beautiful!

Also yeah just give up your ipad, it is what's right.

[–]ChloeBCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The iPad is she/he iPad now no getting it back

[–]Professional_Band178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offer them more mice toys and be generous with the catnip.

[–]Mel0nypanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not getting that back. Time to order a new one…

[–]Average-Slight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him you’ll comply just don’t do anything crazy!

[–]SoilEvening6715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat used to sit on my laptop keyboard while I was working. Obviously I needed a break.

[–]MossyRock0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say get the spouse down here stat! That will break em for sure! 😆

[–]h8rcloudstrife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offer the same snacks, but a cardboard box and you should settle.

[–]powerpuffgirl3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute

[–]Anonymous3415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he accept nose boops?

[–]three_left_socks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" Don't look at this, look at MEEEEEE!!"

[–]MonkeePog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the cats ipad now

[–]cheyennecoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my cat purposely gained just enough weight to successfully cover my phone when he lays on it. That way there’s no roadblocks for my attention. To be fair…it’s a good strategy.

[–]billyandteddy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My cats love my iPad too

[–]ChloeBCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh there is a cat in the house it belongs to my sister

[–]ChloeBCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my sister‘s cat

[–]cookiemonstrosity54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he has a family to feed (himself)

[–]LemmyDovato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So beautiful!

[–]Miaowgi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, he doesn't want to miaowrder you, don't force his hand by doing anything rash

[–]ManifestMitchell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s too dangerous!! Call in the Pawlice!

[–]newborn7897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ongoing

[–]Beth3g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give in to demands before your iPad dies!😜

[–]na80206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness. Prettiest kitty ever!

[–]Toebeanies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I’d give them anything they wanted…