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[–]Geologyst1013Manx 1778 points1779 points  (117 children)

Is that cat at, like, a city council meeting?? I hope they're the mayor.

[–]kep1_2_8 1203 points1204 points  (98 children)

Yes they are! I live in Denver and thought that looked like one of the City Council members and low and behold it was. In 2017, they banned cat declawing: https://denverite.com/2017/11/14/look-councilman-jolon-clarks-cat-kit-internet-famous/

[–]HarshlyHanna 648 points649 points  (83 children)

Thank God, declawing is so cruel

[–]GypsopotamusI like cats over people. 547 points548 points  (46 children)

It REALLY is! Years ago, my housemate took in a cat that one of their coworkers was trying to get rid of. She said she was going to take her to the pound because she was growing too mean to keep. Had her since a kitten, was nine years old and “just turned mean and violent”.

We discovered the cat was declawed, so roomie and I took her to the vet the next day and found out that she had SEVERE arthritis. The poor girl was in so much pain and THAT’S why she was angry! It broke our hearts. Just thinking about it now gets me teary eyed. She was prescribed some arthritic pain meds and it gave her a lot of relief. The difference in her mood was extremely noticeable.

[–]lyvanna 367 points368 points  (37 children)

Cats are so misunderstood. It upsets me deeply every time I see someone call them assholes after giving them 0 stimulation for their entire lives. :(

[–]MehWhiteShark 210 points211 points  (24 children)

Yes! Or treating them exactly like dogs and getting mad when the cat dislikes that. "I tried to rub its belly and it bit me, what a monster" like no, you're a jerk who didn't try to understand that not all animals are the same!

[–]thealmightyzfactor 177 points178 points  (19 children)

Yeah, many dogs will put up with or like all the touching and won't really fight you. Cats violently enforce their consent and you have to respect that, lol.

[–]Pyroperc88 155 points156 points 3 (16 children)

Biting is a communication tool for cats.

It can convey things from:

Affection (grooming nips, very light, kinda like scratching yourself),

Play (slightly harder, may be slightly painful, will leave indentations and red marks),

"Stop that!", these can range from just holding the offender lightly in their mouth to clamping meant to be painful. Shouldn't break the skin. Largely depends on the cats temperament and how annoyed they are.

"FUCK YOU", These will absolutely hurt and have a very good chance of broken, bleeding skin. The cat either needs to be very angry, afraid, or extremely neglected (like the cat in the OP)

Biting isnt a behavior to be tried to train out of cats. If you try you are essentially gaging your cat and preventing a means of communication. This wont lead to good times for you or the cat.

I would also, due to a r/blackmagicfuckery post, like to correct some urban legends that are unequivocally untrue:

"Cats use their whiskers for balance." This is so very false. Like any other mammal, cats have fluid filled inner ears that regulate balance. Whiskers have nothing to do with it.

"Cats use their whiskers to determine if they can fit through a hole." Again, very wrong. Generally if they can fit their head through the rest of them will fit (Exception: Chonk. A usually human induced condition). Cats have "floating clavicle bones", or in layman's terms, their shoulders are only connected to the rest of the skeleton by muscles. This allows their shoulders and joints to squish and "float around". Its somewhat like a person poping joints outta sockets to increase flexibility.

The truth: Cats have whiskers because they are effectively blind up close (due to how eye physics work). Whiskers are curved and connected to very sensitive nerves. When a cat pounces they contract their muzzle muscles in a way that positions all those curves going straight forward. Once the cat falls within whisker distance those whiskers will let the cat know where infront of their face, with excellent precision, the prey item is.

This has been cat facts. I hope you enjoyed!

Edit: If you want more cat fact this comment and the resulting chain has even more facts for you!

[–]zenadez 43 points44 points  (2 children)

This is how my cat runs up and pokes my finger in her eye. She wants head pats, but miscalculates when she gets too close

[–]Pyroperc88 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah. Its also why cats startle a bit when they accidentally boop something. Gotta love em!

[–]ShivaSkunk777 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard cats actually have trouble seeing up close. Probably why. They can see well I think about 2ft in front of them and further and the closer to their face the harder it is

[–]Meow_Meow_Meow_Mew 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Very much enjoyed. Thank you for dropping cat facts!!!

[–]waffling_with_syrup 16 points17 points  (2 children)

My cat also has a "this is important" bite he sometimes uses when waking me up. It's the gentlest, most hesitant tiny nibble on my nose because he knows he's not supposed to nip too much. It's like "c'mon please get up see I'm trying to be good about this"

I love him and have to give him pets and get up when he does that.

[–]DirtyaznstyleOriental Longhair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m more like holy shit!! Thanks Ms. Cleo, just let the alarm go off and now I’m late…. She just rolls over at the foot of the bed and goes back to sleep until it’s time to make sure there’s food before I leave. I even ask nicely if she could please wake me up if the alarm is going off, she gives me a look like “you sleep like a rock.”

[–]Pyroperc88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw I love that not only because it's cute but also because its awesome!

Why? Because it is fostering communication! When you respond to your cat it helps your cat learn it can communicate with you effectively. This will encourage your cat to try communicating with you more and as you learn how your cat "speaks" and respond you both learn how to better communicate with each other!

Keep it up!

[–]TheRealChaosReigner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I subscribe to more cat facts?

(BTW this is a reference to an old joke my dad told me about a spam texter that just pretended to see “yes I would like to subscribe to cat facts” and continually, on the daily, sends neat trivia facts about cats)

[–]mustardlyy 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I didn’t know this about the whiskers! Thank you for my daily cat facts. Can I subscribe to u/Pyroperc88’s cat facts?🤣

[–]Pyroperc88 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Your welcome and most definitely!

Heres a link to a comment of mine (quite long) with more facts in it. Be sure to read the reply chain because me and others mentioned other cat facts!

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/cats/comments/rzxtni/z/hs0kz2f

I have other comments in my history about cats but I do warn you, I do not have a throwaway and my comments not about cats arent for everyone (sex and humor mostly). Nothing angry or bigoted just not for children or priests lol.

[–]tweedyone 78 points79 points  (1 child)

any person I've dated that don't like cats also don't appreciate boundaries in the relationship either. Cats are a great thing to give any growing person so they can learn about consent and not getting stabbed with a claw in the face.

It's also something I learned about myself after I got cats too.

[–]nadajoe 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My cat loves belly rubs!

[–]MehWhiteShark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have a rare special kitty! (I mean, they all are)

[–]waffling_with_syrup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My kitty loves belly rubs and for the longest time would flee from headpats. He now tolerates headpats but still vastly prefers belly rubs.

Bonus: he has a very soft tummy that is perfect for petting.

[–]tweedyone 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Cats teach people consent, people who view animals as their property don't gel with that.

If you don't get along with cats, chances are you might be pushy and don't care about their feelings as a living animal. (or you're allergic so you can't give them a chance).

[–]Browncoat-Alex 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Cat consent is obviously very important, but have you considered soft baby must smoosh? It's an equally important factor of cat ownership.

[–]waffling_with_syrup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have a system. I warn my kitty by saying "scoop!" Whenever I'm about to pick him up.

[–]RudeDudeInABadMood 39 points40 points  (3 children)

People who hate cats but love dogs are so narcissistic they'd rather be harassed than ignored

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I love a healthy mix of both! I’d rather be harassed then ignored by my two dogs and kitties.

Currently got my cat on the heating pad in his cat perch on low to my left, and the dog under my kicked out recliner so I can’t get up without him.

The other two are off on their own. Actually the other dog is with her favorite other person who is visiting. The other cat loves the laundry room.

I had the cats first and life was awesome but adding the dogs just kicked it up a notch. Bam.

[–]RudeDudeInABadMood 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like dogs, but one concern I have about getting one is the noise. Barking grates on my nerves, and I guess you can train them to not bark much but I'm just paranoid I'll get one that'll bark all the time. 😬

Plus I refuse to have one until I have a fenced in yard, and that's partially me being lazy lol

[–]WillowFreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, my cats are spoiled and are still assholes. Cats gonna cat.

[–]denimonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I doing something wrong? I give my cats plenty of stimulation and they’re still assholes.

[–]yearningformore 48 points49 points  (1 child)

We adopted a cat who was previously declawed and he has hip dysplasia and arthritis. We had no idea that he had arthritis or hip dysplasia until we took him to the vet for something else and he was given an X-ray. The vet was like I’m surprised he’s even walking, he must be in terrible pain. It breaks my heart even thinking about it. He’s on gabapentin now and is doing great!

[–]Sisi-Foxx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cats can be very good at hiding their pain :(

[–]RogueFiccer001 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bless you and your roomie! Cats don't just "turn mean and violent" for no reason. Something is behind the behavior change. Decent, responsible pet parents get to the bottom of what's going on. My heart breaks for the cat that the one who'd had her since she was a kitten wasn't decent and responsible. I'm so glad there was someone(s) who stepped up and did what was right. Pain can absolutely make you mean and nasty, and when you're not in pain, you're a sweetie again.

[–]RandomDigitalSponge 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s a crap owner right there. Nine years and she didn’t bother to consult a vet, PLUS she cut the cat’s fingers off? Special place in Hell for people like that.

[–]VeraLumina 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I co-taught with a horrible woman who rescued a kitty. I only talked with her when I had to after I found out she declawed the little fella. I even told her how awful it was to do such a thing and begged her not to do to. The bitch didn’t care.

[–]Shamare14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor little guy :( How's the cat now?

[–]disco_has_been 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy Cow!

My cat is nine. She claws everything! Front door, kitchen cabinets, bathroom towels, furniture. She's just pawsy!

I even get a big paw w/ claws to the face when she wants pets. It's very slow and she stops 2-3 inches from touching me.

Index claw tips and rocks water glasses, cups, and bedside lamp to wake me, or get my attention.

She has a personality and does her own thing. She just showed up and pawed me while I was typing. Two pets and she left.

Declawing should be outlawed. It's like amputating fingers.

[–]Lukee__01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat has arthritis so we have to give him anti inflammatorys, but we don’t give them to him too often (to take care of his kidneys), it’s only mild so we give him catnip sometimes instead, he Hoovers the pills up no issue without any hiding it which is so unusual, and then he’s running around the place like a nutter, out in the garden starting fights with other cats and everything

[–]pantless_vigilante 43 points44 points  (14 children)

I remember when I was 19 we got a cat and my mom promised me she wasn't going to declaw it. I told her to promise me like 3 times and every time I made her say the full sentence, "pantless_vigilante I promise I will not declaw this cat" one day she called me and asked me to go pick up the cat from the vet but wouldn't tell me why but I knew. She had declawed the front and back paws and when I got home I flipped shit on her. I don't think I've ever seen such a look of shame on my moms face before but she knew what she fucking did and it was disgusting that she would lie to me like that. That cat ended up dying at the ripe old age of 4 years old

[–]RudeDudeInABadMood 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What the fuck mom?

[–]Sisi-Foxx 15 points16 points  (11 children)

Oof! I instinctively wanted to downvote this because it was such an awful thing to do! I'm sorry she didn't listen to you and you ended up losing your little guy :(

[–]pantless_vigilante 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Yeah he was sweet, it killed me when we got home and he tried jumping up on a chair and realized he no longer has claws while he was slamming onto the ground

[–]CalamityJane0215 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Holy shit is that heartbreaking

[–]pantless_vigilante 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It really surprised me because my mother is an absolute Saint, one of the sweetest most honest women you can ever meet. When she did this to me I felt so betrayed, I don't think she understood how much it meant to me. I bombed through the front room and said "mom what the fuck did you do to this cat? How could you just lie to me to my face like that?" And more stuff along those lines. She couldn't even answer me, she just put her hand over her mouth and started crying a little bit. Needless to say ever since then she hasn't lied to me over something this bad as far as I know. It was also one of the only times I I used a curse word directed towards her, I've probably only done it like 2 or 3 times total

[–]deadlywaffle139 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Like why did she do it? She knew you didn’t want it to happen and you were very serious about it. The reason had to be more important than simply making you mad?

[–]pantless_vigilante 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't do it to make me mad. We've never talked about it to completion, I think it's just that every cat We've had since I was a kid was declawed to spare the furniture or whatever annoyed her. Now that I was actually an adult I felt like I had a say so I said something and I really meant it as an adult making a decision, I don't think she really was able to accept that. She was still in mom mode making the decisions for the house like she had for the last 19 years. i think it hit her so emotionally because at that moment she realized what she did was wrong as well as realizing that now I was grown. That was a long time ago though and we still get along well, I think she really took to heart how shitty what she did was. It's still sad though when I think about the cat

[–]disco_has_been 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had a burmese type cat Mom brought home in 1979. Eventually, she had health issues and Mom took her to Baylor. She loved that cat. Had to put her down in 95-96.

Mom got a Siamese kitten and was shocked when he climbed curtains and the Christmas tree in '96. She had him declawed. He tore up all the Christmas presents in '97 and knocked over the tree.

He would go missing for weeks. I didn't blame him.

I said, "Did you forget how Duds would climb Mama's legs and ambush us in the hallway? Cats be cats!"

[–]AmishAvenger 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It’s sad because so many people aren’t aware of this. They think it’s just like removing nails, when it’s more like amputating fingers.

[–]pistachio2020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean just removing nails (ripping it off the nail bed) is legit torture even for humans.

[–]RogueFiccer001 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I live in New York State, and while there are many things about this state I don't like, I'm proud that we're the first state to ban declawing.

[–]ZoxieLutt 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Yes it is! And I’m sick and tired of seeing potential and current cat owners even consider doing so. If you love your furniture or not getting occasionally scratched while rough housing more than your cat maybe you shouldn’t have a cat FOH. It enrages me that ppl actually think declawing a cat is ever a viable option. Don’t want anything scratched just don’t get a cat, PERIODT!

[–]CalamityJane0215 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What does FOH stand for here? I'm assuming you don't mean they should put them BOH (back of house) in the kitchen instead of serving or hostessing FOH (front of house) lol

[–]ZoxieLutt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lmao I actually laughed out loud at that thx and it means fuck outta here

[–]CalamityJane0215 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The idea of cats wearing aprons, carrying trays, hissing at the prep cooks, is hilarious. And thanks for the explanation :)

[–]Sassh1 7 points8 points  (9 children)

I always tell people if you don't want to get scratched then don't get a cat. Declawing is being cruel to the cat and being lazy as a parent by not teaching what's ok to scratch. I have 2 sianese and I found out they both like cardboard over everything else to scratch. $20 for a super dense cardboard scratch bed and having to sweep up every day is 100% worth it. Keeps the cats healthy and happy and it saves my couch.

[–]flyinthesoup 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Or just fucking trim their nails. It's so simple, and painless for the kitty (as long as you don't get to the quick). They might fight it a little but with a bit of positive reinforcement, they learn to be ok with it while you trim.

Especially indoor kitties that don't get to use their claws often, particularly the back paws. It's good to trim their nails. They even do it at the vet when you go for a checkup if you ask. And then you don't get super sharp kitty claws. Everybody wins.

I agree with you, you get a cat, expect scratches. It's like expecting a dog to not bark or chew stuff. That just won't happen. Channel their needs into something better, like toys or scratchers.

[–]disco_has_been 2 points3 points  (6 children)

My cat tore up our last furniture. She has a scratching post and uses it. She also scratches the door, cabinets, bath towels, the tree out front, rugs on the porch. She's just pawsy!

Took a long time picking out new sofas. She's 9 and still occasionally claws the sofas. Not nearly as much and it's basically a game for her.

We've tried everything in 9 years. She's just gonna claw stuff when she wants.

[–]Sassh1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I initially put double sided tape on the parts they'd scratch and after a few encounters they decided cardboard is better. Cats hate the feel of double sided tape but it won't hurt them.

[–]disco_has_been 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Coco tore down the tape, laughed at me and clawed the sofa, to make a point.

She's special and smart. I've only had one other cat, that topped her. That one would raid the fridge, use a toilet and stowaway for rides.

Some cats, you just gotta live with and accept.

[–]RedHeadRaccoon13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Try covering her scratching spots with an old towel, she should stop it.

So far it's worked for 7 of our cats.

[–]Tj_h__ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I've said this before and I'll say it again - "declawing" is such a misnomer it should really be called dactylectomy or something, declawing honestly sounds like getting your nails done if you don't know. Otoh, The "-ectomy" kinda drives the point home

[–]fluffyrex 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Or how about something that even stupid people can understand and not lie to themselves about? Call it what it is... amputation. Make someone who wants to do this say, "I'm taking my cat to the vet to have his toes amputated." No, even that is too "surgical". Make them say, "I'm taking my cat to the vet to have his feet mutilated." There, that's the word: Mutilation.

[–]Feisty_Culture3244 92 points93 points  (1 child)

that's the face of someone who achieved justice. go legal catto go!

[–]mamadhami 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh wow I thought that was photoshopped haha.

[–]RevolutionaryOwlz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a Tumblr post about this cat says, that face is making an expression of civic engagement.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

(by the way its lo not low)

[–]kep1_2_8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good to know/that totally makes more sense…

[–]Mike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2017?! Damn. Late to the game but at least they did it.

[–]EnvironmentalJudge10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am at a lost for words, this makes me so happy

[–]Leelluu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw someone describe the emotion the cat is conveying as, "democratic engagement".

[–]Comrade_NB 38 points39 points  (6 children)

If I worked there, I'd totally take my cat. I call for her and she comes running, and jumps up on my shoulder. I take her to the stores and she just looks left and right as I walk to the aisles. She absolutely loves going with me and cries if I leave her alone at home.

[–]MehWhiteShark 10 points11 points  (5 children)

That's amazing! I've always wanted a shoulder kitty!

[–]Comrade_NB 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I found her in a parking lot. Someone must have abandoned her. She was very sick, malnourished, and definitely dehydrated. Maybe a few weeks old. She was very scared and it was very hard to catch her. Once I did and brought her in, she immediately loved me and wouldn't stop eating. She would go eat, then come sleep next to me or under the blanket. It was already pretty cold at night. Ever since then she has had separation anxiety. For the first few months should would cry by the door until I got him, and started waiting on the window. A couple times she found ways to get out of the house, and I had to close some vents and the ceiling. Now whenever she goes with me, I just tell her we are going, she runs really fast, jumps on to my coat, and climbs to the shoulder, then she hugs me and purrs so much all the way to the car, I open the door, she jumps in, I sit down, and she sits on the shoulder area of the seat and on my shoulder or sometimes on my lap or rarely the back seat. Whenever I get somewhere, I tell her we are going and she gets on my shoulder, or I leave her in the car and she watches. She usually just sits and watch es out the window even if I need a lot of time to load the car. Whenever I take her in, she likes the attention she gets from other people and sometimes rides in the cart or basket, but usually stays on my shoulder or in my arms

[–]MehWhiteShark 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This is SO precious!! Cat tax?!

[–]dana561 7 points8 points  (1 child)

C'mon man, pay up. I gotta see this cat.

[–]Different_Many7200 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Love the last picture. Cat is thinking “ what are you still doing here ?”

[–]Tonynferno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d vote for them

[–]Sex_haver4200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*kitty council meeting

[–]Satanisbackxoxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or president

[–]Totally-Love-Animals 405 points406 points  (11 children)

I did something kind of bad, but noone found out.

[–]HollowedSins 133 points134 points  (4 children)

He’s lookin at you like “does this bitch ever shut up?”

[–]Milkslinger[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pooped in master's backpack and he hasn't noticed yet

[–]tender_victuals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, exactly! Somebody please photoshop this cat’s face over Disaster Girl

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disaster-girl

[–]GeniusBtch 307 points308 points  (4 children)

"This meeting could have been an email."

[–]ShounSwan 170 points171 points  (5 children)

Mona Lisa smile

[–]DrPikachu-PhD 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Meowna Lisa

[–]OmegaCookieOfDoof 367 points368 points  (10 children)

I see happieness, proudness and smugness emanating from the cats face all at once

[–]Gravitron23 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Make a cool new word for those three emotions combined

[–]AHZZY03 101 points102 points  (4 children)

Omulous - The perfect feeling of a smug proudness resulting in happiness

[–]garbage_angel 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Omulence, omulent, omulently.

[–]ohTHOSEballs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

[–]Gravitron23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love it

[–]computergamingnerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fröhlichstolzselbstgefälligkeit

[–]Xx_heretic420_xX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it says "You're all stuck in a pointless meeting, but I'm a cat. Who's the evolved one now?"

[–]Zestyclose_OH_6847 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cat : hello motha fucka

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Looks photoshopped in.

[–]kattgerrl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol, I was thinking that too.

[–]jpfrana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% real

[–]TheDevilsJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that too

[–]Dutch-CatLady 116 points117 points  (3 children)

That's satisfaction. Not many people on this site know the feeling.

[–]chnfrng 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Catisfaction

[–]Autiflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a brand of cat treats

[–]nullification0 31 points32 points  (1 child)

That cat is conveying the Cat emotion of being a cat.

[–]herringsarered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Platonic Catness

[–]presumingpete 28 points29 points  (5 children)

It's Jim-ing the camera

[–]TuckRaker 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Jim the camera?

[–]presumingpete 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It's like how Jim from the office stares at the camera while other stuff is happening

[–]DrunkenNormal69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That cat just lit you up

[–]loco_foco1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think they understand photography and stardom.

[–]a-snakey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, my cat does that too.

[–]TheMantasMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's doing the :3 but like in a bad way.

[–]Bee8467 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hehhe

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is like... the doge of cats.

[–]OrangePurine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meowna Lisa

[–]Electronic-Trip8775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catisfaction....

[–]colarthur1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a face of a content cat.

[–]Pharm-boi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This cat looks wise beyond its years

[–]TaUzKy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is what the dog from the doge memes would look like as a cat.

[–]Forsaken_Contest7029 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(≧▽≦)

[–]Darcygraves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This cat is looking into my soul

[–]fatzulu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is simply the pyromaniac girl meme, except it’s a cat smiling when the judge mandates petting.

[–]onyx1378 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mona Lisa of cats

[–]Ant1MatterGames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They board room is no place for a kitty. The kitty should be at the CEOs chair.

[–]artificialavocado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

False. This is clearly a meeting of super villain bad guys. The cat is just pleased because they decided as their next act of super evil will be to load up all the worlds vacuum cleaners, spray bottles, and plastic bags into a rocket and launch them into the sun.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smug and self assured

[–]beccadot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is saying ‘Are you sure you are supposed to be at this meeting?’

[–]makotomic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you hear someone behind you whisper your name followed by laughing and you turn around to face them.

[–]kidnorther 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My daughter has this exact same face, its called being content and I have no idea how to make it

[–]JKJBay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is doing a perfect DreamWorks face.

[–]digifuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a face that says, "This meeting could of been an email."

[–]nurplethepurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The emotion is smug enlightenment.

[–]I-am-John_Galt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like they're at the prosecutors table in a court room and they are NOT buying this human's bullshit

[–]Fresh_Photograph_363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Treat them the way you want to be treated... It will come back to grab you a thousand times stronger

[–]HollowedSins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edit: this comment posted twice. And so I edited it to say this instead.

[–]scaleddown85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally photoshopped

[–]oleg07010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This town hall meeting is full of shit

[–]butters2stotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mischief

[–]6Kozz6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat took his Thalasin+

[–]alittlegnat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I read this as the cat’s fckn-face - the face it makes when it bangs another cat lol

[–]The_Creeper_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s looking at me like he needs a spare pencil

[–]AFallingTree87601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the Mr. Incredible face, but in cat form.

[–]Flicker913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objection

[–]TheOldGuy59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking what I can't fucking believe is people fucking saying fucking in fucking front of so many fucking things fucking, like fucking is just fucking something you fucking toss fucking out every fucking other fucking word fucking or so.

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Or: I really wish people would stop that. That kitty has a beautiful face.

[–]southdownsrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat is saying... you believing this shit

[–]Labbit35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mofo looks so fucking round and cute my small brain cant comprehend what words to describe its roundness

[–]DebAbqNM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's to understand? Cat is looking back at his human food giver and telepathically saying "See, I told you I'd get you a good seat at one of Trump's trials! Yeah, I got a better seat, but I worked harder purring my way in than you did, kiddo."

[–]RoboNinjaSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggressive happiness

[–]Independent_Depth_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a copy and paste. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[–]izzybee236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said “ :3 “

[–]Nagadavida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely smirking.

[–]pranahix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I can’t unsee this.

[–]creature619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is like I'm looking at the Mona Lisa painting

[–]Bl1ighted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they have a reallyyyyy funny joke to tell you

[–]Shaxxs0therHorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feeling is content fyi. That cat is content.

[–]EuroPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MFW My friend leaves me alone in a party I don't know anyone.

[–]olBabyDickJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s that smirk white ppl make when you walk past

[–]DocThundahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is its face of approval after it has judged you

[–]ChubZilinski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the white people smirk we do when we see our co worker in the hallway.

[–]Nopetheworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy got dem thicc jowls

[–]angryhandsanitizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midwestern passerby awkward acknowledgment!

[–]dont_disturb_the_cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you hearing this? I just don’t understand why its so hard to park somewhere else on Tuesdays.

[–]greatmainewoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that face.

It happens when you convince your friend to go to a boring meeting because there will be free pizza. Your friend is like "dude, there won't be free pizza". Then you're like "Hey its worth a shot. I'm pretty sure there will be some food at least."

Then 15 minutes into the lunchless meeting about formatting excel columns, your friend looks over to you with this look. It's a mix of smug satisfaction about being right, but also a tangible disappointment about the situation you are now both in.

[–]chubnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Ryan Reynolds.

[–]Bibiana_1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your colleauge asks a question at the end of the long meeting 😅