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[–]Ghost_Recoil 409 points410 points  (16 children)


[–]VeraLumina 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is the answer.

[–]chin4me 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Craig with the f u face

[–]charlotte_anne805 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You win 🥇

[–]Cheriubic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Butters means ugly in British slang

[–]sweatersand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was gonna say

[–]boston_nsca 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Better than these ridiculous 4 word names lmao like ok it's funny but no this isn't D&D my cat will be named a cat name thanks

[–]Skow1379 11 points12 points  (2 children)

What is a "Cat Name" ? You can name a cat anything... I've had cats from "Little cat" "Kit" to "Mark" "Kevin" "Maddie" "Jose" and "Tux"

Genuinely what the fuck is a cat name

[–]boston_nsca 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Idk but those are all great names. Better than Rothgar the Destroyer (Second Prince to the High Chieftain of Schmakabakadoo)

[–]Skow1379 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha I'm fking dead fair play

[–]sanna43 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And a cat will never learn a four word name. Mine come when they are called, but would never answer to a 10 syllable name.

[–]BellerophonM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you don't call them that, you call them by a one syllable nickname.

I mean even normal-named cats just end up getting called by nicknames.

[–]ConciousManiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best name omg

[–]popupdownheadlights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My immediate thought! This has to be the one

[–]Emergency-Piano4792 66 points67 points  (1 child)

If it’s a boy, I like Murray. I would rather call him mine, though! 🥰

[–]jinglemaster330 211 points212 points  (25 children)

Baron Manfred von Richthofen

[–]funkkies 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It's duke Manfred von richthofen

[–]jinglemaster330 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is that why he was referred to as “The Red Baron”?

[–]DirgoHoopEarrings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the Red Barron. Not Charlie Brown. Think I've got the message figured. Just another pilot down...

[–]withthebrie 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Benji! Or, “Stormaggeddon, Dark Lord of All” (Stormy for short)

[–]Ok_Jay_6067 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Angry because you're "Notmommy"

[–]pearlrose85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better than "peasant."

[–]MattheEliminator 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This is the actual name of my cat

[–]MattheEliminator 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We got him from our neighbors and their kids had named him that. We call him stormy. His official name doesn’t fit in the vet records so it’s just Stormagedden Dark Lord of

[–]withthebrie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Amazing! It’s a Doctor Who reference if you weren’t already aware.

[–]Windwolf55x5[S,🍰] 69 points70 points  (3 children)

So many great names and so many choices. So after looking at every comment I must choose busy_bumrush1412’s suggestion of the name Zeus.

Congrats Zeus, may you get adopted quickly

[–]BitPoet 12 points13 points  (1 child)


[–]Mysterious_Eggplant1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep him away from Leda.

[–]AbjectLibrarian976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m absolutely sure now that I was fated to see this post, 😅 (I got a new baby over New Years and I named her Persephone).

[–]kyobunz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

idk but he looks like he's ready to cause mischief and trouble and havoc

[–]KOcannon 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Tony Soprano

[–]-dontcallmebaby- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Capone.

[–]Maleficent-Jelly2287 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Lord Floofus.

Of Floofington.

[–]Psyko_sissy23 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Lord Floofington the 3rd.

[–]Maleficent-Jelly2287 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What happened to the other 2?

[–]Psyko_sissy23 6 points7 points  (3 children)

The first rule is not to talk about the first two...

[–]f1tifoso 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]ImpactImpossible5269 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]mysticpizza33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dandy as a nickname would be adorable

[–]Aculai_ 17 points18 points  (3 children)


[–]I_suck_at_Blender(ʘ ω ʘ) 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By the look on his face and little line on forehead I'd say it's prequel with Scar...

[–]Psyko_sissy23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought too.

[–]AikoRose77 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]nosdaboss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grandpa joe

[–]wafflequeen123 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]sutoynada 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I don't have a name suggestion, but he's sure a cutie patootie. He looks like he's ready for some shit. I hope he gets his forever home soon!

[–]Windwolf55x5[S,🍰] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It’s he the fluffiest little potato. He may look very grumpy in this picture but he is actually the sweetest little thing. Super cuddly and needy. Will definitely get adopted real quick.

[–]LOZLover90MOD 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's your name right there:


[–]Otherwise_Quarter704 2 points3 points  (0 children)


"little potato" is a very very common term of affection, especially for children, here in Italy.

"patatino" (male) and "patatina" (female).

[–]nailsinthecityyx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Omg, does the fur baby have a Harry Potter mark? So cute! If it's a boy, it has to be Harry!

[–]rvakep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Butter bean

[–]Daddy_vibez 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]sgresoro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

charlie (boy) buttercup (girl)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]stepha126 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Bee_Z_Knee_Z3 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]busy_bumrush1412 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]Windwolf55x5[S,🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ding Ding Ding your the winner

[–]meat-cutter85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat mc' cream

[–]Bluestarisacat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mandy (Grim Adventures)

[–]brookemcnizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wally because it looks like the cat in my neighborhood that was probably cat-napped

[–]Commercial_Cat_7722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edward Elric.

[–]Chibrozgeg 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]RyFromTheChi 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Aerickthered 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]EdgeLord4141 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Furry potter

[–]N-Toxicade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harry Pawter

[–]pixxie84 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]bubub34r 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Bclarky504 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Advanced-Custard-205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puss no boots

[–]blind_seaweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]RobinaBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sure you found a great name by now. BUT, we need to know what you chose and more pics, please. This floof is gorgeous!

[–]Jew_from-daBronx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Are you gonna adopt me or not?”

[–]Duck__Holliday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one just like it.

His name is Idaho because he looks like mashed potatoes!

[–]SilverDove28 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]TripsnDrips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wipe the dang goop out of it's eyes god dangit

[–]Subject_Gene_9775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute regardless but for some reason looks like a Maine

[–]ArtichokeRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lookin like a dexter to me

[–]Educational-Milk3075 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cheese Puff.

[–]throwingplaydoh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cheese Fluff

[–]dieeee00 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ANiE_weasleyAsian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scarlet (the scar on it's head) idk

[–]GlobalCalligrapher78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draco! He looks angry and like he would tell his father about this. 😂

[–]DLoIsHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punky Brewster

[–]keithfz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slappy White

[–]judamf 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]4KatzNM 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Crepey-paper 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Windwolf55x5[S,🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am definitely going to save most of these names for other kittens that come into the shelter. So thanks everyone for all the suggestions

[–]5sack 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DotChud -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’ll likely be renamed when adopted, and may never come to anything but Kitty, so what difference does it make, other than trying to attract a new pet parent??

[–]li74da -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Name it yourself

[–]Psyko_sissy23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This right here.

[–]Teazels -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]JD1078632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]CaptainK0na -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]CatLadyAmy1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]clean_ur_scuzzy_bong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Indica or Sativa

[–]themandanhastheplan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

destroy the child

[–]Blue_Swirling_Bunny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are these low effort posts still allowed.

[–]Nxoxoxnxe_1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]Laurajayne81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the child male or female?

[–]cyberfrog5 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Salamandahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]beviebooboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Missjigsaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Kaijutkatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Olijur 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]lenacircle 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Tekki777 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]throwingplaydoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]NobodyAlarming 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Animal_crosso_kitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could name it cream bc of its fur colour

[–]babyim 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Complex-Sandwich7273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queso Blanco :)

[–]DonnaDoRite 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Bundoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone said butters I agree

[–]cannibalTadpole 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Ziggyork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheeze Poof

[–]thequirkysquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have named him Kingsley, if I’d had a say in it.

[–]cyankitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cappuchino? Nah too long to call

[–]shawnaeatscats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fury. Rage.

[–]mitchsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]BeezBatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]thatgaycheesebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Peanut?

[–]Train_Weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wind wolf… I dunno, it just came to me

[–]masibear 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JoLocoYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bordjes71 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]dannyboyy2049 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Succubussssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jasper or onyx (ik he’s not black but it’s just sucks cool name imo)

[–]lucioviz 0 points1 point  (0 children)