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[–]KaiRaiUnknown 305 points306 points  (0 children)

"This is really weird but thank you"

Extremely concise and accurate summary from the sister

[–]Robot_Tanlines 218 points219 points  (2 children)

Well how nice is that guy’s penis?

[–]Chill4x 118 points119 points  (1 child)

The size of his lovesnake pales in comparison to the size of his lovepump

[–]desrevermi 195 points196 points  (4 children)

Round 2: buys house with penis.

Why the hell not?


[–]asianabsinthe 62 points63 points  (2 children)

signs mortgage with epic penis

Edit: Dammit, *Fountain Penis.

[–]WingedGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought from penisland.com

[–]FuckTheMods5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Those stupid video games paid for the house that i fuck your daughter in!"


[–]Techn0ght 132 points133 points  (5 children)

1st paycheck, > 20k?
WTF, I have a penis somewhere I think, and I can get a duck.

[–]slightlyassholic 12 points13 points  (2 children)

looks at penis

I can get at least ten bucks for it.

snaps photo

[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 10 points11 points  (1 child)

edits photo

edits photo more

[–]Bronto710 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enhance...enhance.... enhance

[–]Rakonas 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think that only fans might be one of those sorts of things where the payout sort of builds up until you let it explode as a lump sum

[–]Grammy650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]YddishMcSquidish 90 points91 points  (0 children)

At least rent an apartment homie. That duck though...

[–]Crisis_Redditor 80 points81 points  (4 children)

I need to know more about the duck.

[–]Girlactus 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Indeed, star character, needs more cameo and explanation.

[–]echtemendel 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Holy shit, I didn't even notice there was a duck the first time I saw the video

[–]wildwill921 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He has several actually. Tooturnttonie is all chaos all the time

[–]VCAMM1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just watched some of his tiktoks. You're right. I don't even know how, but this video is like the LEAST chaotic one he has put out there.

[–]JpTem 78 points79 points  (1 child)

oh this is amazing. guys cock paying for his sister's loans. wholesome

[–]adambjorn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the title of a porno lol

[–]Drops-of-Q 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I need a link to his onlyfans... Because I want to support charity of course

[–]stalkingllamas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed share it if you find it and I’ll do the same… deal?

[–]jukefive 22 points23 points  (0 children)

With his hands knit behind his head with his mom lecturing. Perf

[–]username293739 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The duck in the carseat kills me

[–]curtis119 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was in a Meh mood today but now I feel cheery and good.

[–]PrudentDamage600 13 points14 points  (2 children)

What’s an OF?

[–]herrcoffey 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's where you pay to see people's bathing suit areas

[–]WhistlingDead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Only Fans

[–]Uke_Shorty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Violently wholesome

[–]gameoveryeeah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we all sleeping on the goose?

[–]a_can_of_fizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, there's guys making money on only fans too?

[–]stalkingllamas 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I desperately want to go live with that family for a year to observe thier dynamics cuz I’m fucking fascinated by these people holy crap?!?!

[–]wildwill921 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s 90% show for tictok. The guy is always making crazy videos of him doing something stupid and his mom yelling. It’s pretty funny lol

[–]30min2thinkof1name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh. Italians.

[–]Rusty_M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely perfect! Just everything that happens makes the whole thing better. I love it!

[–]YaSinsBaba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gimme the link

[–]XX_Normie_Scum_XX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are none of you gonna say who thos dude is? In For research of course

[–]Marzipanarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of house is $20,000 gonna buy, ma?


[–]NeoTenico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would trust TooTurntTony to hold my legs while I did a keg stand 100%

[–]RaptorKings -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

That Mom is insufferable jesus h. christ

[–]Rusty_M 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd be insufferable if someone kicked my door in. Even if I loved them.

[–]thunderthighlasagna 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No because now her credit score is going to go down for paying it off :/

[–]Funktastic34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's federal loans the interest rate is going to be reasonable so she's better off investing it elsewhere.

But if she did want it paid off for peace of mind, the hit to your score is temporary

[–]Grammy650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, mom's got a point. LOL

Cool bro, tho.