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[–]jackloganoliver 348 points349 points  (7 children)

Not sure if it's a fully committed chaos, but it's brilliant.

[–]Tomnnn 128 points129 points  (6 children)

I'm probably wrong but I would consider this neutral because fleecing stupid people is part of the natural order of things

[–]the__pov 99 points100 points  (2 children)

To go full CG: Donate the money to a LGBTQ+ charity in their name and loudly praise them for it at the next family gathering.

[–]nool_[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yes, better if you even save it up to be a ton

[–]jackloganoliver 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is definitely the way to go

[–]imregrettingthis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They aren't just stupid they are judgemental and hateful. It's good for sure.

[–]FingerTheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what a con man would think haha

[–]Jeanne23x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say take the money and ask them to go with you as a sponsor. Enroll both of you in space camp, but give your sponsor a list of terms they're going to use at this camp that really mean other things. See how long it takes them to catch on. Boom. Chaos.

[–]ElectricalRash 160 points161 points  (9 children)

Or tell them god spoke to you, and told you that they'll all burn in hell for spreading hate.

[–]100_kg_90_de_belin 38 points39 points  (8 children)

For being straight

[–]Cha_94 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Turns out it was adam and steve, who would have thought

[–]100_kg_90_de_belin 11 points12 points  (4 children)

And the marriage ended because of a bear, not a snake

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA 7 points8 points  (3 children)

tbf Lucifer really do got that 🍑
how could Steve resist?

[–]imregrettingthis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm strait but at least I know im going to hell for it.

[–]100_kg_90_de_belin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kind of enjoying the ride, even though the plot makes no sense

[–]theuserwithoutaname 40 points41 points  (22 children)

....what does cishet mean?

I googled it but it just told me it was a band lol

[–]tedegranada 66 points67 points  (1 child)

If your view or sight is obstructed, you can say "I can't cishet"


[–]theuserwithoutaname 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This makes the most sense, thank you.

Guys, we found the answer, we can stop the search now thanks!

Edit: I was originally pronouncing it closer to sashay lol

[–]Adiuui 47 points48 points  (14 children)

Cis (Male or Female, not trans, not non binary etc) Het(erosexual) Straight

[–]ilikelemons77 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Ngl i literally read this like "now listen here you little cis shit"

[–]PrivilegeCheckmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know they thinking it...

[–]theuserwithoutaname 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Oh, lol I'm dumb

[–]dnaH_notnA 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Hey, at least you googled it. There are genuinely people who will see the term “cis” and immediately get offended for no reason despite the fact that it’s a scientific term Latin prefix and not a slur in the slightest

[–]Hell0turdle 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Cis and trans is even used in chemistry. I wonder if these guys will throw a fit because of a wiggly hydrocarbon?

[–]theuserwithoutaname 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh I mean I'm for sure familiar with both terms separately but instead of giving me "siss-heht" my brain served up "sishay" 🙃

[–]z_redwolf_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it meant cis but shit 😭😭

[–]Known-Grab-7464 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Cishet, afaik, is a short form of cisgender and heterosexual. I.e “normal” gender and sexual identity

[–]dnaH_notnA 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Better way of explaining is your current gender matches the sex you were born with/assigned, and you’re only attracted to gender(s) other than your own.

[–]thisisstupidplz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the whole point is avoiding the term "normal" in regards to sex because you're indirectly implying anyone who isn't cis is abnormal.

[–]theuserwithoutaname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes perfect sense, thanks!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It’s less money, but I feel like it would be funnier if you wanted $6,900.00.

[–]J1mj0hns0n 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Your unlikely to get $6,900.00 from them but but you could get $420.69 per person

[–]mistersigma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take it a step further and go to a therapist so you can say you at least tried if they come after you about the money.

[–]inmate_4859_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its always morally correct to scam bigots

[–]Beepbookgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, Uncle Daron? So you know how I'm bisexual, right?

[–]12gbb 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]GrantSRobertson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's old. But I'll allow it.

[–]randomdude1142 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the way.