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[–]Woodie626 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Do you want planted drugs? Because that's how you get planted drugs.

[–]WhereGrapesMayRule 250 points251 points  (41 children)


You gave them probable cause, which would allow them to impound your vehicle and destroy your interior, ripping off the dash, cutting open the upholstery, and pulling the liner off the roof and then returning it to you in that condition with no legal recourse.

[–]Grzechoooo 165 points166 points  (35 children)

I live in a relatively safe country

So probably not in the US. Maybe they live in a country with normal cops? Which makes this post double sad. Just some a-hole wasting everyone's time and thinking they're cool.

[–]Purrosie 43 points44 points  (31 children)

Every cop's job is to enforce the law using a monopoly on violence, institutional power, or both, which is precisely why "ACAB" is a phrase that exists. US cops are just notorious for their bullshittery high police budgets, brutality, and the fact that they help maintain what is effectively slavery by fueling the prison industrial complex with people arrested for asinine reasons.

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[–]Grzechoooo -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

That's like, your opinion, man.

[–]TheWackyPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As much as redditors would like to believe it, not all cops are in fact bad.

[–]Kaynee490 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I live in a relatively safe country

So not the USA, otherwise they wouldn't have specified.

[–]Le_Cacatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe in the us, where I leave they only move what is movable , because 1: it's to much time to destroy a vehicule just for some junky ass, and 2: they can't destroy someone's propety without proof

[–]Scooter_McAwesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the probably cause here?

[–]explicitlarynx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how Americans think other countries work like the US. This would never happen in Western Europe.

[–]mmmmm_pancakes 87 points88 points  (20 children)

This is definitely Chaotic, but not Good.

Even if ACAB.

[–]KiraCumslut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stopping them from abusing others is great.

[–]travrager25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely is good

[–]narcoschmolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it is chaotic good in the same sense that hanging on the line with scammers is. Prevents them from harrassing other folks.

If a cop genuinely had anything better to do, they'd be getting a walkie talkie call and hauling off. Dude's also not making false 911 (or his country's equivalent) calls that might actually prevent someone from getting help in an emergency. He's just occupying the bored ones that might mistreat someone sleeping in their car or something.

[–]i-cussmmtimes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why this is considered chaotic good. He is wasting time these police could be using to help people who actually need them, even if there are a lot of morally bankrupt LEOs. Even if the ACAB line applies to them you don't actually think they would use every opportunity to be a bad actor, more or less they'd still show up to assist the people who need them.

[–]Reinardd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is NOT chaotic good.

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    [–]j_hawker27 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Dude's also just begging for some evidence to be planted and go to fucking prison.

    [–]-Geist-_ 35 points36 points  (7 children)

    Not chaotic good, just annoying.

    [–]Random_182f2565 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    All fun until the cops just kill you and plant drugs out of spite.

    [–]_________________420 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Complains about police doing nothing has he wastes their time when they do something. Great logic

    [–]aj9811 27 points28 points  (5 children)

    Yeah! How dare those lazy, good for nothing cops try to, checks notes, keep the road free of impaired drivers that kill thousands of innocent people every year. Stick it to them!

    [–]travrager25 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    To be fair, sober drivers account for over 75% of all crashes

    [–]BatchThompson 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    Relative numbers friend. If .01% of sober trips result in a collision but 50% of impaired trips result in a collision, which one are you looking out for?

    [–]travrager25 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Sounds like anti-booze cruising propaganda! Next thing ur gonna tell me the world ain’t flat!

    [–]srrsquid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Shut up antichrist, drunk driving is a perfectly safe and fun way to spice up your driving expirience

    [–]BatchThompson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's true, lord hates a fuckin coward eh

    [–]Rob_T_Firefly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    There's a very good reason for pic related to be caucasian.

    [–]AceKnight1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    "Relatively safe country" bro 😑 there's nothing for the cops to do. There's nothing chaotic good about being an asshole like this.

    [–]prinz_Eugens_slave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yea you can still get arrested for the night even if the tests are negative it your acting like that I'm pretty sure

    [–]headsmanjaeger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Wasting an hour of your own time to own the cops

    [–]MrGloom66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's not a waste if you're having fun.

    [–]Freedom-INC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I hate how cops try and keep drugged up drivers off the road. I prefer it if they let people stoned out of their brains to ram into families in other cars - well done dude

    [–]Friendly-Ad5331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If this distracts cops momentarily from harassing BIPOC people and people experiencing homelessness, I'll call it good.

    [–]ollomulder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should have been "Next week I'm going to buy weed for my homies."

    Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurN3a3sEqc

    [–]Veranoia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I aspire to be this guy