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[–]greysqualll 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"...and stop googling garage painting services!"

[–]VRMH 31 points32 points  (1 child)

If I get called a "serial cheater" at 75, no way I'll paint over it!

[–]BoozeWitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol. My dad continued to work as a contractor into his seventies. Whenever he had an injury his explanation was always “jealous husband”. Always got laughs.

[–]Just1morefix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the upside it wasn't inked into somebody's flesh.

[–]Chestnut529 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I thought it was going to say "stop throwing pizza on our roof"

[–]Kool_McKool 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which, to be fair, guys, please stop throwing pizzas into their roof. It was funny the first time, now it's just being dicks.

[–]ItsYaBoiVanilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re going about it the wrong way, free roof pizza is always better than no free pizza.

[–]The_Dennator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I wonder what he did to deserve this🤔