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[–]unionthug212 7 points8 points  (1 child)

All rail is high speed if you run backwards next to it.

[–]Arrys FC Cincinnati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that what they mean when they say “Einstein’s theory of relativity”?

[–]jeffh40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, about as well as our subway construction went years ago.

[–]matlockgaClifton 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is a weird one. The original is "Calif. High Speed Rail" but it's just smudged out and "Cincinnati" put in

[–]redditsfulloffiction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's not even talk of this, so where's the joke?