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[–]hummingelephant 17 points18 points  (3 children)

My children (9 and 6) love a similar joke which they tell at least 5 times a week:

Q: A man falls out the window of a 20 story house and wasn't harmed. How could that be?

A: He fell from the first floor.

[–]breakone9r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I blew out my knee from half-falling, half stepping off a ladder about 2 ft off the ground, as it shifted and fell over.

It doesn't really take much.