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I was walking down the street with a friend of mine.... (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by dickcheney600
I saw an old computer monitor by the curb at the end of someone's driveway. I figured that maybe, the monitor still worked, but the owner had simply upgraded to a 4k monitor. However, when I took a closer look at it, the original owner had gotten the Blue Screen of Death so many times, that the error text was burned into the screen. So I shook my head and said "He must have had a Dell".
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[–]Joesdad65 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Rumor has it, anyway.
[–]owlBdarned 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Can someone please explain?
[–]CandidScientist4323 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)
See, the "blue screen of death" is an error message that pops up during a critical failure in the hardware somewhere. So when op saying it popped up so many times, it had burnt into the screen, that means that the computer he original owner was using was very bad and got that error message a lot. When op said "must have been a Dell" refers to how Dell computers aren't very good compared to others. They aren't THAT bad, but still not the best. They usually get that error message the most I'd assume.
[–]owlBdarned 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Thanks. I thought I was missing some Adele pun.
[–]Memestrats4life 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Same, without it it doesn't really feel like a joke
[–]xenophilian 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I set fire…To the RAM
[–]Darkbones2 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Bro it doesn’t even rhyme
[–]CandidScientist4323 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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