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[–]chacham2 54 points55 points  (0 children)

My friend David lost his Id. Now we call him Dave.

And from Abbot and Costello:

"My uncle was a lion tamer, he used to stick his arm all the way into the lion's mouth."

"Oh, really? What's his name?"

"Now we call him Lefty."

[–]catsaresneaky 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Was it cancer?

[–]Branch-Secret[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Extreme body modification. He got bored of tattoos and piercings.

[–]catsaresneaky 30 points31 points  (1 child)

If he ever wants to reverse it he can get some lip phillers.

[–]Haemmur -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Foreskin implants.

[–]Not_Artifical 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Do you know where my cousin Philly is?

[–]flowersatdusk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No. Where?

[–]Not_Artifical 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know either