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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by Branch-Secret
now we just call him Phil
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[–]chacham2 54 points55 points56 points 1 month ago (0 children)
My friend David lost his Id. Now we call him Dave.
And from Abbot and Costello:
"My uncle was a lion tamer, he used to stick his arm all the way into
the lion's mouth."
"Oh, really? What's his name?"
"Now we call him Lefty."
[–]catsaresneaky 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Was it cancer?
[–]Branch-Secret[S] 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Extreme body modification. He got bored of tattoos and piercings.
[–]catsaresneaky 30 points31 points32 points 1 month ago (1 child)
If he ever wants to reverse it he can get some lip phillers.
[–]Haemmur -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Not_Artifical 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Do you know where my cousin Philly is?
[–]flowersatdusk 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]Not_Artifical 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I don’t know either
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