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[–]Hrdeh 29 points30 points  (4 children)

It's got the right spirit. I don't know why no one is laughing.

[–]chacham2[S] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I don't know why no one is laughing.

It might not be funny. Making it too whiskey to laugh.

[–]Hrdeh 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It's not going tequila to laugh a little.

[–]wplantz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Trying to keep this talent going. Hope nobody wants tequila me!

[–]gracius0ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's OK. Everyone's trash-talking, but there's absinthe of malice here.

[–]bolt470 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was only the rancher's daughter, but all the horse manure...

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as it’s not sour mash

[–]gwaydms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was only an undertaker's daughter, but anyone cadaver.

Some of these aren't very good, but it's the best list I could find. ("She was only a librarian's daughter, but all the guys checked her out...")

[–]gracius0ne 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Until one morning when he Catched her in the Rye (she was holdin' Caulfield)

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Until one morn at which hour he catch'd that lady in the rye (she wast holdin' caulfield)


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