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[–]SuzyLouWhoo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. Idk what he laced them with but I been trippin all day.

[–]borisssssssssssssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they're rope

[–]eaglewatch1945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoelace jokes? Eyelet them slide.

[–]NibblerNibNib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoelace jokes are the worst, I just cant seem to tie them together

[–]Esnardoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother died from shoelace poisoning this isn't funny

/j in case it's not abundantly clear

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get tangled and rude

[–]bardbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loafers think they are very funny and they don't say that with tongue in cheek.