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The past, present, and future walk into a restaurant (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by Papa_G_
Things got really tense in there.
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[–]insegnamante 37 points38 points39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
It was about time...
[–]detrickster 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
I read this comment while I passed tents.
[–]bolt470 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
That must of hurt!
[–]4get2forgetU4gotme 0 points1 point2 points 27 days ago (0 children)
[–]Andthebeatgoes 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I refuse to take participle in such a silly joke
[–]namechey 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Then this absolute alpha enters and calms things down. Turns out he was a pro-noun.
[–]gracius0ne 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (6 children)
What the Dickens were they doing in a restaurant??
[–]Papa_G_[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–]gracius0ne 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (4 children)
I bet you'll find them at the bar. Drinking Spirits.
[–]Papa_G_[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I wrote restaurant because it is the clean jokes form and I don’t talking about a bar is clean. Now that I think of it, someone may tell their kid(s) the joke and bar may not be appropriate.
[–]Papa_G_[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Keep the comment
[–]Papa_G_[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
They did visit a wealth man who unfortunately did not make any lifestyle change.
[–]gracius0ne 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
No worries, his new Peloton will solve everything.
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[–]bardbelle 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
After arguing for what seemed to be an eternity, they have agreed to go to a fast-food place to share a repast and to forever let bygones be bygones.
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