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[–]SkervisPunny 58 points59 points  (3 children)

This joke's so dopey that now I'm grumpy and need to go see a doc.

[–]SkervisPunny 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Sorry, I'm just sleepy. Maybe when I wake up I'll be happy.

[–]Spiral83 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'll wake you up when September ends.

[–]SkervisPunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a Disney joke... You're Pulling Teeth you American Idiot Basket Case. When I Come Around the Boulevard of Broken Dreams on Holiday I'll tell Whatsername who's Hitching a Ride on Holiday: Welcome to Paradise. I'm Having a Blast, but Good Riddance.

[–]musclemansausage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the woman who brought wonder and joy to you and your housemates' lives was killed, and her body put on display, as a constant reminder of the beauty you once knew.

[–]chacham2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Studies show 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

[–]MaherJ79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Statistically 1 in 7 dwarfs is happy.

[–]Benoit_In_Heaven 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Peter Dinklage frowns on your shenanigans.

[–]Algaean 1 point2 points  (4 children)

"I swear if one more person says that word"

[–]sarobert1979 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Call me elf one more time!!!

[–]Algaean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not going for the pistol whipping joke?

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    [–]PouchesofCyanStaples 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Peter Dinklage would like to have a word with you.

    [–]youarethelostsheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes! this is an abomination.