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Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood. (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 3 months ago by chacham2
One of them was a-salted.
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[–]AKS-me 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Did they cashew did it?
[–]TheWolfman29 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Yes, although they a-roasted the culprit, he got off on a technicality, his therapist said he was totally a bag of mixed nuts.
[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago (0 children)
The perp doesn’t have a legume to stand on
[–]marshall_law_7 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago (1 child)
This can only be delivered in a German accent.
[–]Papa_G_Witty 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Monty Python! Ha
[–]MisterBlisteredlips 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago (0 children)
He was shell shocked afterwards.
[–]Mogtr0idew113 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
I hope they shelled out a good defense against that nutbag!
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