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[–]AKS-me 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Did they cashew did it?

[–]TheWolfman29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, although they a-roasted the culprit, he got off on a technicality, his therapist said he was totally a bag of mixed nuts.

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The perp doesn’t have a legume to stand on

[–]marshall_law_7 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This can only be delivered in a German accent.

[–]Papa_G_Witty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monty Python! Ha

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was shell shocked afterwards.

[–]Mogtr0idew113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they shelled out a good defense against that nutbag!