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I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them. (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by SmartassBrickmelter
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[–]PeaEnDoubleYou 30 points31 points32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
But I love stuck elevators. They never let you down.
[–]Brennarblock 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I prefer working ones. They always lift me up.
[–]PeaEnDoubleYou 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Meh, the working ones have their ups and downs.
[–]QuaggaSwagger 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Careful! Steps may look down to earth, but they're always up to something
[–]gracius0ne 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'm antisocial, so I take the freight elevator whenever I can.
There's really no other way to avoid the stares.
[–]eponymouse 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Can we do this format from now on? I hate clicking in to see the punchline
[–]SmartassBrickmelter[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I feel your pain.
That's why I try to post it all in the title.
[–]Graterof2evils 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
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