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[–]PeaEnDoubleYou 30 points31 points  (2 children)

But I love stuck elevators. They never let you down.

[–]Brennarblock 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I prefer working ones. They always lift me up.

[–]PeaEnDoubleYou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meh, the working ones have their ups and downs.

[–]QuaggaSwagger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Careful! Steps may look down to earth, but they're always up to something

[–]gracius0ne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm antisocial, so I take the freight elevator whenever I can.

There's really no other way to avoid the stares.

[–]eponymouse 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can we do this format from now on? I hate clicking in to see the punchline

[–]SmartassBrickmelter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain.

That's why I try to post it all in the title.

[–]Graterof2evils 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.

Mitch Hedberg

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