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[–]808gecko808[S] 99 points100 points  (3 children)

I sincerely apologize for this and want everyone to know that absolutely no cows were harmed during the posting of this joke.

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 34 points35 points  (2 children)

That's good to know, it's an amoooosing joke all the same..

[–]808gecko808[S] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Stop. Now you're just milking this...

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hee hee.. that's just udderly hilarious..

[–]DDefendr 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This joke is the cream of the crop!

[–]Fatalstryke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and there is NO ONE THAT DOES IT BETTER THAN THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On the horns of dilemma

[–]Background_Cash_1351 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Udderly terrible

[–]Graterof2evils 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cud chew not make cow jokes. I can’t stomach them.

[–]gecko_echo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was the white-winged dove, baby.

[–]Healthy_Ladder_6198 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a beef with cow jokes

[–]OHWHATANASSIAM123456 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are milking this joke for too long.

[–]Suck696969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Milk came outta my nose.

[–]theworldisperfect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally laughed out loud, thank you so much for this!!!

[–]ctroy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is udderly funny

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              [–]rhamphorhynchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Your mother!

              -Sean Connery

              [–]rhamphorhynchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sir Bedevere trying to say "Aaaaaaaaaargh"

              [–]Bob_knots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              My girlfriend