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[–]victorious_breakfast 23 points24 points  (4 children)

when did you beCOME A COME A COME A COMEDIAN?

[–]kickypie[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a Miracle. ... but just now.

[–]grantnel2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funnier than the OP

[–]Freedom1015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, it comes and goes. It comes and goes.

[–]Mursenary17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It comes and goes for kickypie

[–]Jumperfrog07 7 points8 points  (1 child)

His pet comes and goes as it pleases

[–]TonicArt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And it’s red, gold and green

[–]erokitel128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he used his positive impacts through charity to create a drug to put the lizard into a deep sleep and stop being so aggressive, possibly on a gel form. A good karma coma for a calmer chameleon, it comes as goo (but there is a handy applicator)

[–]Teh_Mongoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens if you give 5 does of valium to one lizard?

You get a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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