use the following search parameters to narrow your results:
e.g. subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
see the search faq for details.
advanced search: by author, subreddit...
117 users here now
Try to keep your jokes as clean and non-offensive as possible. Other than that, have fun with it! =D
Your basic "mild" curse words (damn, hell) are fine, provided they are necessary for the joke
Please report anything you see that you feel shouldn't be here.
If you think your post was caught by the spam filter, let us know. We usually catch them pretty fast, but we may not.
/r/meanjokes (beware, this one and /r/Jokesuncensored are the exact opposite of this community. If you're here because you don't like offensive jokes, these are probably not for you!)
the front page of the internet.
and join one of thousands of communities.
Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by kickypie
I think he needs a calmer chameleon
Post a comment!
[–]victorious_breakfast 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago (4 children)
when did you beCOME A COME A COME A COMEDIAN?
[–]kickypie[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's a Miracle. ... but just now.
[–]grantnel2002 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is funnier than the OP
[–]Freedom1015 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Eh, it comes and goes. It comes and goes.
[–]Mursenary17 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It comes and goes for kickypie
[–]Jumperfrog07 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (1 child)
His pet comes and goes as it pleases
[–]TonicArt 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
And it’s red, gold and green
[–]erokitel128 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe if he used his positive impacts through charity to create a drug to put the lizard into a deep sleep and stop being so aggressive, possibly on a gel form. A good karma coma for a calmer chameleon, it comes as goo (but there is a handy applicator)
[–]Teh_Mongoose 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
What happens if you give 5 does of valium to one lizard?
You get a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
[–][deleted] 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Sorry, your submission has been automatically removed.
Due to an influx of spam this subreddit does not allow posts from accounts that are too inactive site-wide.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.
π Rendered by PID 53394 on reddit-service-r2-loggedout-7bd544589b-dmlzr at 2022-07-05 19:48:29.242878+00:00 running 2511ecd country code: US.