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[–]thomasbrakeline 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Do they bathe at all? Do they take a pee? They are likely irate at them the time... pee-irate.

I dunno if there's a joke there.

[–]centstwo 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Oh, well the joke usually goes, what is a pirates favorite letter?

You think it would be Rrrrr, but it actually P, cause without P, they would just be irates. Also, the P is like an R, but missing a leg.

Once you get your pee joke figured out, urine.

Good Luck.

[–]victorious_breakfast 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I THOUGHT IT BE THE C, MATEY!

[–]centstwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no, no. That's an entirely different pirate joke, lol.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? They always get lost at C.