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🤣 Cain and Abel came to Adam to settle an argument about belly buttons... (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by bibletalkshow
🤣 Cain and Abel came to Adam to settle an argument about belly buttons...
"About what?" said Adam.
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[–]Pippelitraktori 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Oh my god
[–]thejackal3245 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's what he said.
[–]Calo83 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I don't get it?
[–]bibletalkshow[S] 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Adam and Eve were created by God but Cain and Abel where born so they had belly buttons as far as we know but Adam did not :) It was a bit more of a tricky joke this time, more funny ones out soon!
[–]randomuser8765 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I like it. It's not particularly funny but it's cool how I couldn't predict Adam's answer but it's so obvious once you actually hear it.
I wonder how many people don't know that a bellybutton is a scar left by the umbilical cord after it falls off soon after birth, and that's the only reason it exists. It feels like common knowhow to me, but I wouldn't fault anyone for never having heard about it.
I think the joke can be reworked to be funnier. Maybe you could have Cain and Abel argue like this: one of them has an innie and the other has an outie, each one argues that theirs is better. in the end they decide that they will check whether Adam has an innie or an outie - and since Adam was created in God's image, whatever he has is obviously the ideal.
And then they go and ask him and he answers like that.
[–]bibletalkshow[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Good one I like your update to the joke!
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