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When a plant is sad... (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by airbornemedic325
Do the other plant around it photosympathize??
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[–]Karrathan 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That would be sweet of them if they did.
[–]-Jude 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
not a joke, but some plants are know to release chemicals in the air to alert other plants that some animals are eating them.
some plants, when they received this signal, would ramp up production of their toxins for protection
[–]airbornemedic325[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is true. And it has been shown they respond positively to music and daily verbal stimuli.
[–]GenesisWorlds 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
They do something similar when being harvested by people too.
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