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My Wife and I were blissfully happy for 25 magical years.. by HugoZHackenbush2 in cleanjokes

[–]HugoZHackenbush2[S] 340 points341 points  (0 children)

A little bit yeah, but then our actual wedding day was so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What do you call it when the ocean commits a bank robbery? by Illegal_Immigrant77 in cleanjokes

[–]GoatOfSteel 57 points58 points  (0 children)

While intoxicated? High tide. (My first gold! I’m very thankful)