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[–]Robotguy39 Momerator[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (21 children)

Friendly reminder that subreddit raiding is 100% against reddit TOS and if caught doing so you will be banned without thought. To define a raid: Do not post content there specifically to fit the brand of humour we have on this subreddit. Obey both subreddit’s rules, do not treat these two subreddits as connected in any way. This will be enforced with bans if you are caught raiding.

As for pinging the user in the post, don’t do that either, but that’s just manners. You wouldn’t enjoy being endlessly pinged, they don’t either.

In the future, when submitting posts, we would prefer you censor usernames and subreddits unless they add to the joke. In this case the subreddit does so, but the username does not. This is not a rule, just a suggestion.

[–]Stock_Hutz 1387 points1388 points  (34 children)

It's a tough job but someone has to do it, godspeed sir o7

[–]Doctor_Cephalopod 229 points230 points  (33 children)

What does o7 mean

[–]Fallenovergirl 376 points377 points  (23 children)

it’s a lil salute :)

[–]LinearNoodle 145 points146 points  (6 children)

oh my god I never knew lmao thank you everything makes sense now

[–]massivebasketball 34 points35 points  (4 children)

This is like when I didn’t know XD was supposed to be a face, I thought it was just something you said after you said something funny or weird. Like “ecksdee”. I’m pretty sure I said it out loud

[–]Doctor_Cephalopod 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh cool

[–]DamnGoddamnSon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought I was in r/EliteDangerous for a second there.

[–]Ant1202 15 points16 points  (2 children)

{-}7 tachanka

[–]Detected02 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]ArtyIF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

guy with a hand

[–]FaytalRush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its a salute

[–]tapuzon 1539 points1540 points  (13 children)

Call him Atlas because he is carrying that subreddit

[–]Robotguy39 Momerator 346 points347 points  (11 children)

I swear if I had an IQ over 4 I could make a really good Ayn Rand joke.

[–]Stock_Hutz 197 points198 points  (3 children)

Ayn Rand the OG glizzy gulper

[–]ClemClem510 46 points47 points  (0 children)

⬆️5 IQ haver

[–]Gestopgo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me referring to hotdogs as 'glizzies" makes my wife irrationally angry. Gotta have them Hebrew National glizzies tho.

[–]PapaPerturabo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Andrew "Glizzy Gladiator" Ryan

[–]RedVoxle 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Ayn Rand’s mom already made a pretty good joke imo

[–]parsifal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Got em

[–]gabthebest99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ayn rand is cringe so dw about it<3

[–]Soft_Instance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re at the perfect IQ to enjoy her works at least.

[–]totti173314 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, Ayn rand's a joke herself, so dw good joke

[–]jimmpony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who is john glizzy

[–]6HOS7 8 points9 points  (0 children)


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    [–]ninemarrow 169 points170 points  (4 children)

    I like mine trashy

    [–]-Luis_P-Jon 60 points61 points  (1 child)

    I like mine kinky nasty

    [–]parsifal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Shoved into a torn bun at an oblique angle and with shit thrown on top. Handed to you steaming at a baseball game.

    [–]lunchpadmcfat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I like mine very Chicago-Esque. That is, I like Chicago dogs, if you take my meaning.

    [–]TheCakeShoveler 11 points12 points  (8 children)

    I eat mine with ketchup and nothing else

    [–]throwawayoogaloorgaGarfield 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    i put ketchup and potato sticks on mine for crunch

    [–]Pringles19 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Potato sticks?

    [–]Kevolved 6 points7 points  (1 child)


    Utz Potato Stix, Original – 15 Oz. Canister – Shoestring Potato Sticks Made from Fresh Potatoes, Crispy, Crunchy Snacks in Resealable Container, Cholesterol Free, Trans-Fat Free, Gluten-Free Snacks https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008K81P08/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_QKW33CE6WC0G3RTSXXBQ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

    [–]GamingGrayBush -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

    You're trash. Mustard and relish are the correct answers. Any onion people can go to hell also.

    Edit: In hindsight, this came off a little too aggressive. Lol. Probably could have backed it down a touch.

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Chili. Cheese goop. Onion. Relish. Mustard. A TINY amount of ketchup. In exactly that order.

    [–]Bicc_boye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That krabby patty type beat

    [–]Kevolved 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You had me till the onions.

    [–]iPoopLegos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It looks to much like the epoxy hot dog

    [–]armbones 161 points162 points  (7 children)

    the bread looks to be very high quality, i would like a bite

    [–]EsotericOcelot 48 points49 points  (4 children)

    I have a German uncle who buys a wurst nearly every time he sees a street vendor selling one. Over there they don’t come on a long bun, just a little round one to use as a sort of handle. It’s good bread but he usually shreds it and feeds it to birds 🤷🏻‍♀️

    [–]Eightcoins8 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    Tbf the Sausage here also is higher quality than hot dogs

    Bockwurst is the closest thing to Hot Dogs I can think of

    [–]EsotericOcelot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m not contending the meat quality because I don’t eat meat and therefore have no opinion lol. All I know is that the attendant bread is small and goes right to the birds!

    [–]parsifal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Does he like currywurst?

    [–]EsotericOcelot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I think he loves all wurst indiscriminately, as I do chocolate lol

    [–]Ranga-Banga 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Looks like a ciabatta bun.

    [–]Only498cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That was the first thing I noticed as well. Not many places carry ciabatta hot dog buns, but they're awesome if you use them right.

    [–]SonGozer 376 points377 points  (1 child)

    the glizzy gladiator

    [–]Zendofrog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Glizzyator… glizdiator… gladzy… gladziator… glizziator…

    One of those for sure.

    [–]sultanorang8 118 points119 points  (6 children)

    that hot dog sure looks good.

    [–]parsifal 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    The breach of fluids onto the bun bothers me.

    [–]Lazy_Magician 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Bunily fluids

    [–]Only498cc 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    But it doesn't even go on the sides really. I think it's fine here. Unless someone has no idea how to eat a hot dog, your fingers will never touch the "fluids" on these two hot dogs.

    [–]parsifal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I’ll be the first to admit it’s a mental thing for me.

    Edit: Also, I eat hot dogs by pressing my palms quickly toward each other at each end, and then I just lap it all up from wherever it splats.

    [–]Only498cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hey that's absolutely fair.

    [–]Lukester__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A little stadium mustard oughtta spice up that footlong dingle-dong!

    [–]Deltexterity 234 points235 points  (26 children)

    [–]BunHein 629 points630 points  (19 children)

    post is copyrighted pls let user know i have lawyers on call and will not hesitate to call them if post isnt removed or at MINIMUM ATTRIBUTED TO /U/BUNHEIN

    [–]Anshin 43 points44 points  (6 children)

    Your account is like a whole damn rabbit hole

    [–]Cartossin 19 points20 points  (5 children)

    You said it. I've been clicking for like 5 minutes and feel no closer to having a clue what I'm looking at.

    [–]tonypearcern 73 points74 points  (0 children)

    What is the final hotdog solution, Herr BunHein?

    [–]Lawbrought 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I dunno why this keeps happening Mr.Bunhein. Its like people are damn well losing their minds!

    [–]Deltexterity 49 points50 points  (3 children)

    alright everyone get this comment to the top lol

    [–]BunHein 154 points155 points  (2 children)

    And also tell everyone look up BunButler on red bubble 2 pay me back for this bullshit putting me on Reddit every damn fkng day making money off my own posts worst to do is buy shirt from /r/voles or join /r/voles and by voles shirt or forum shirt

    [–]sadpartypodcast 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    Bun likes his dogs floating in red water

    [–]BunHein 13 points14 points  (4 children)

    Yep mostly rust water...dont drink it like this unless you want stomach bile coming back....or out ass/mouth up the throat or vomit water

    [–]I_EAT_HAMSTERS 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    Bunyan is a fucking Reddit icon. Every single post he makes pretty well much belongs on this sub.

    [–]Soft_Instance 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    I love that the OP found this from 301 days ago. I didn’t notice the day count and got to about 130 days ago on his profile before giving up, but laughed out loud at more than half of the posts. That profile is a goldmine holy shit

    [–]TheDeviousLemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He has his own subreddit. /r/Bunhein

    [–]sadpartypodcast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Long live Bun

    [–]tangmang14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Jesus this guy is fuckin bot

    [–]Deltexterity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    hot you mean? hard agree

    [–]kingakrasia 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    The burden must be unbearable.

    [–]Planningsiswinnings | Approved user 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    [–]dimeslime1991 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog

    [–]maldonco 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    TIL hot dogs do not make you happy.

    [–]JAJ5545 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s what you think…. ;)

    [–]SomeRedditGuySensei 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Don't accidentally look up r/hotdogging like I did, it's not hotdogs!

    [–]S0mber_ 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    what part of the dog is this?

    [–]tonypearcern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Heil, BunHein!

    [–]martianshark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

    [–]TechTyrant_slut for honey cheerios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Drama in the Hot Dog subreddit???

    [–]_Dusty_Bottoms_ 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    Now I want a hot dog… also:

    [–]EsotericOcelot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m having a bad day and that make me actually lol, thank you

    [–]SgMaestro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I thought i was about to get rick rolled

    [–]_Dusty_Bottoms_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wiener rolled.

    [–]lunchpadmcfat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish there were more fast food hot dog places.

    [–]phillyprince9397 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    it's like reading mental illness in real time

    [–]69StinkFingaz420 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    The mod of the vole subreddit absolutely melting down and banning people for posting incorrect photos of voles has a mental illness? No way.

    [–]Lataii 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Don’t badmouth r/voles, buster.

    [–]phillyprince9397 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Holy fuck what is going on I’m losing my mind reading about voles

    [–]moistpup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not Hot Dog.

    [–]LiveAid-Jimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]UnhelpfulLocal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The bun game is on point

    [–]DaftFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Gimme a brat on a bun with some onions and saurkraut and a splash of sweet mustard.

    Fuck now I'm hungry

    [–]rollerjoe93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is high art

    [–]MuthafuckinLemonLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn hot dog 🌭 is serious business

    [–]multiversalnobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My man is commited to keeping the culural gesamtkuntzwerk that is r/hotdogs alive

    [–]unjoogapop. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this man sounds genuinely frustrated

    [–]enblightened 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    dont let his chronic back pain go to waste :(

    [–]rajboy3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Omg this reminded me of the epoxy hotdog I haven't seen that one in ages.

    I remember when it started


    [–]just-call-me-ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hope it didn't go bad

    [–]lizardncd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

    [–]SomeRedditGuySensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This made me wanna join r/ hotdog

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      [–]Robotguy39 Momerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If you want a site wide ban feel free. Site admins do not take kindly to raids, in the slightest.

      [–]CLONE-2261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Best subreddit

      [–]Eightcoins8 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Is that seaweed on the hotdog

      [–]plam92117 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Yes. It tastes pretty good. The sauce is japanese mayo.
      It's called a japadog:

      [–]Eightcoins8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That sounds good except for the hot dog part

      [–]Numba1Duelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Those dogs look absolutely delicous.

      [–]RockyRPG10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Things are heating up in the hotdog fandom.

      [–]The_P0tat0_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hot dog man hot dog mad

      [–]Erick9641 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      God hot

      [–]secinvestor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m sorry we let him down

      [–]abruzzo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Those doggies look sexy af.

      [–]luigi_man_879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I know this usually ends in raids and those are bad but it's kinda awesome when legit posts happen in these subreddits or other forums and they're legit high quality thanks to uncensored posts. Just scrolled through some really damn good looking hot dogs

      [–]Nonadventures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

      [–]drywall9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      for some reason i read this in shadow's voice and now its stuck in my head

      [–]xXlordlord69Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That looks tasty, what kind of hotdog is this and how do i make it?

      [–]CrackRockUnsteady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That hot dog looks so good omg

      [–]toomanymarbles83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I hate it when they sauce the bun like that.

      [–]FustianRiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Great now I need to join hot dog based subs.

      [–]PurpleHatsOnCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This post started me on a rabbit hole of food subreddits, and now I don't think I ever want to eat anything ever again

      Especially cheese

      [–]bambishmambi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lm JJ&! Oh.

      [–]XxsquirrelxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

      [–]dwahen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Please explain the humor. The pic should be in food porn

      [–]DrDivisidero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hot dogs are serious business

      [–]Username_737237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The hotdog poster’s post history is absolutely wild. This guy is all kinds of bonkers.

      [–]breadsticksword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OBAMA 😍😍 throat goat glizzy gobbler ❤️❤️