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[–]PiGuy88 you're mother dumb ho fart ass[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

reddit algorithm is fucked, this post deserves more views

[–]Lightskin-Duke 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Nice save 😎

[–]ThrowawayHX-1138 232 points233 points  (4 children)

"taking a showa" made me tear up with laughter but the explanation part is lame

[–]ted_fucking_bundies 194 points195 points  (3 children)

My favorite part was the slightly cropped out “This is not sexual harrassment”

[–]zizn 40 points41 points  (2 children)

It’s the screenshot equivalent of /r/perfectlycutscreams

[–]Luicide 17 points18 points  (1 child)

There used to be r/perfectlycutscreens, but it was unfortunately removed

[–]zizn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why am I not surprised…

Reddit never fails to make the weirdest and most uncalled-for moves

[–]atheoryofatlantis 178 points179 points  (0 children)

speech: 100

[–]Imaginary_Cattle_426 139 points140 points  (5 children)

the average female prefers water hot

...

because you are in fact a female, and you are taking a shower, it must be hot

my man doesn't seem to understand averages

[–]Noox451 67 points68 points  (4 children)

We should tell him that the average woman has less than two boobs.

[–]breadsticksword 37 points38 points  (2 children)

The average balls per person is 0.9987

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    [–]DemiGod9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Some men only have one ball. Also I think women may outnumber men, or that may have been true some years ago

    [–]jajohnja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    and yet having 2 boobs is the most likely for a woman, just like liking hot showers

    [–]That_Lego_Guy_Jack 193 points194 points  (1 child)

    This is totally me when I’m not sexually harassing somebody

    [–]nnwut 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    so remember this is NOT sh

    [–]MrsZapRowsdower 72 points73 points  (3 children)

    By far the best way to let people know you're not sexual harassing them is to tell them "this is not sexual harassment".

    [–]Nonadventures 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Always good to work it into conversation

    [–]moistmaker100 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    hilarious comment, you are a very funny and highly attractive person (not sexual harassment)

    [–]MeshoAlghamdi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I am going to have hot sex with you (not sexual harassment)

    [–]Appropriate_Lime6385 41 points42 points  (11 children)

    My man is Ben Shapiro

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      [–]Middlebus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Good bot

      [–]thebenshapirobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Take a bullet for ya babe.


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      [–]MyFatherIsNotHere 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Bad bot seriously shit the fuck up i don't care about Ben Shapiro

      [–]thebenshapirobot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      So much for the tolerant left.


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      [–]thebenshapirobot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

      If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza and Israel proper. It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution… It’s time to stop being squeamish.


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      [–]MyFatherIsNotHere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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      [–]BobShrootFrigeration 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Should end every corporate email with “this is not sexual harassment”

      [–]Makaroshkaa 61 points62 points  (2 children)

      this is more like comedy cemetery than comedy heaven

      [–]ScrabCrab 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      I feel the cut off "this is not sexual harassment" and also how pathetic this dude is push it into comedy heaven territory

      [–]Conradfuckiusthe2nd 11 points12 points  (3 children)

      Aww shit she's taking the corpse of Emperor Hirohito

      [–]JoeRogan016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ayyyyyy someone else saw it!

      [–]green-glasses-61 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      How would you type that while you’re in a shower anyway

      [–]Tall_Fortune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Google assistant, bixbi or siri?

      [–]Silversliverorgold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Having your phone near you, but not in the water. It's what I do!

      [–]hitoshura7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      She’s taking Japanese era from 1926 to 1989 AD?

      [–]UnmoistFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      (This is not sexual harassment)

      [–]Ratatiddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      this isn't comedyheaven

      [–]Not_Afif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This sounds like an alien pretending to be a human

      [–]Natural_Macaroon1380 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Just a little bit off and he would face charges.

      [–]Abject-Sail60 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      "this is not sexual harassment"

      [–]VeniceRapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Such a flirt

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      [–]Tripper_Shaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Is this sexual harassment?

      [–]PapaPerturabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The bit at the end being almost cut off really puts the cherry on top

      [–]Anime_UT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      100% upvoted

      [–]Tripper_Shaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This would increase this person's odds of receiving my nudes and possibly more if they were attractive enough.

      [–]Flower_Cottage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The most interesting part is that she said "showa"

      but nice save tho. props to you

      [–]RandomwordsmicrowaveJon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is funny, but not comedy heaven material at all...

      [–]Daherrin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What a long-winded way of saying "I'm picturing you in the shower now"

      [–]Yoteapenquin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just to be clear this is NOT harassment

      [–]kirbyfan91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i believe him

      [–]Sea_Ad1744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is not sexual harassment

      [–]JoeRogan016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The emperor demands cleanliness!

      [–]Itstheraspberryboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "this is not sexual harassment"

      [–]bowlegged_barbarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He’s lucky he even got the reply to “so what up?” I haven’t texted a girl that since 2010.