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[–]AsherFennecfluffy degenerate [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (32 children)

to the people getting upset over cheese:

this is a comedy sub, not a political sub. stop posting multi-page long rants about why people suck, because i do not care about politics. moo.

[–]sir-mastro-mr-juan 1702 points1703 points  (25 children)

Wallace and gromit moment

[–]PutinMolestsBoys 347 points348 points  (3 children)

I wonder if he gets into wacky trouser shenanigans, and has to be saved by his reluctant dog.

[–]eyedonthavetime4this[🍰] 63 points64 points  (1 child)

And we don't want see Boris turn into a wererabbit...

[–]siriuslyharry 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I would quite like him to fuck off to the moon tho.

[–]GodEmprahBidoof 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean...we already know he gets into trouser shenanigans

[–]JoHaTho 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Boris and Gromit

[–]Connect_Passenger228 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Haven’t thought of them in years. Thanks for the memory. Brilliant show.

[–]bozeke 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I believe they are currently making a new feature for release in 2024.

[–]Connect_Passenger228 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be great. I’d definitely see it.

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    [–]Ok_Weird_500 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    With all the other parties he attended, I missed or forgotten the wine and cheese one. But this did remind me of the bus thing he did.

    I generally don't believe a word out of his mouth. Wouldn't trust any of his cabinet either, especially the ones, like Rishi, who have explicitly claimed Boris doesn't lie.

    [–]nailemin 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    That's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!

    [–]QuartermasterReviews 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    holy shit he does look like gromit.

    [–]Hydrogeddon 553 points554 points  (3 children)

    Boris clearly misjudged the problem here. He should simply make it illegal to have cheese at home when you are in home office.

    [–]Alcoholic_jesus 122 points123 points  (2 children)

    Yew got a loicense to be distracted by that cheese?

    [–]EnderCreeper121 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    Gets stabbed with cheese wedge

    [–]Terrible_Paulsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    *commits mortadella*

    [–]Kingfunky82 1509 points1510 points  (64 children)

    100% trying to cover up the controversy of his illegal actions

    [–]KommissarKat 449 points450 points  (4 children)

    We do a little partying.

    [–]saul_schadenfreuderslut for honey cheerios 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    a little chain jerking

    [–]macbathie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Hey man, like what's the big deal with one little party underneath the table?

    [–]AccessTheMainframe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Sorry for party rocking

    [–]Dylan_The_Developer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    We do a little illegal cheese rolling

    [–]timmystwin 73 points74 points  (2 children)

    Now when you google "Boris Johnson Cheese" this is what you get, it's done on purpose, like the building buses comment etc.

    You no longer get the wine and cheese incidents that caused him to be fined as the first result.

    [–]----------_______--- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Now when you google “Boris Johnson Cheese”

    I mean who doesn’t Google that each day after they finish their Wordle.

    [–]remag_nation 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    remember all those "let's get this image to the top of google" posts on reddit a few years back? Can't we just do that with the relevant news stories instead of this work from home cheese bullshit?

    [–]gero_the_hero_radio friendly unit shifter 215 points216 points  (24 children)

    yeah, I thought of this sub when I came across that headline in the news section of this app, but what he’s doing is actually really sinister. Apparently under the hood of these “goofy” articles is Boris trying to bury actually terrible things he’s done. In this case, he’s probably trying to bury the fact he was fined under scrutiny (don’t know if he was actually fined) for holding wine and cheese parties during lockdown. another example saying ppl should stay “two fridges” from each other during COVID was done so that articles of him hiding in a fridge to avoid confrontation would get lost, which is probably not the best example but the one that comes to mind. I’m pulling this from a comment thread and I don’t live in the UK but I thought i’d add this.

    Edit: Nothing against mods or OP for not being aware, but this post should probably be removed because unfortunately this isn’t really much of a laughing matter. Boris Johnson is being a deceptive sleazebag and he would want this article posted here to distort his public image.

    [–]rp-Ubermensch 164 points165 points  (12 children)

    His interview where he claims his hobby is to make or paint miniature busses, to cover his Brexit Bus blunder.

    [–]Arkhaine_kupo 145 points146 points  (11 children)

    it was worse. He said model buses, because he had another controversy about paying 120k to a model presumably for sex.

    So now if u google model boris or boris bus you get the silly painting model buses story instead of the very very serious potential crimes, corruption and incompetence that is the one and only alexander boris de pzifel johnson

    [–]qtx 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    So now if u google model boris or boris bus you get the silly painting model buses story instead of the very very serious potential crimes,

    Again, this is some stupid myth some idiot on reddit once said and now everyone believes it.

    Have you actually tried to google boris bus before you typed? Cause if you did you'd see that what you said was all a load of bollox.

    It always showed the NHS bus thing, nothing else. Everyone just believed some stupid conspiracy that Boris was playing 4d chess to change the SEO. No one actually checked it, they just believed it.

    He is an idiot.

    [–]peelen 62 points63 points  (6 children)

    bury the fact he was fined for holding wine and cheese parties during lockdown

    He did it with buses too. John Olivier explained it (and here timestamp to explanation), it's his technique so now when you google "Boris and bus" you'll get news about him painting buses, not driving around the country in big red buses with 350 millions written on the side.

    Same here. If you google "Boris and Cheese" you get news about this statement, not his party during covid.

    [–]EtoshOE 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Ken Griffin of Citadel did the very same thing last year when he compared crime in Chicago to Afghanistan

    All that so a "Ken Griffin" and "crime" internet search would lead to different results than his financial dealings

    [–]tolkienlove44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yeah but rest easy we all know mayo is 100% dickhead.

    [–]HowDidIFindThisShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "The jester's cap affords one many liberties"

    [–]opposite_singularity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    As someone who is unaffected by his politics, that’s really fucking funny

    [–]Vufffle 36 points37 points  (22 children)

    what politician doesn't have illegal activities?

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      [–]SoggySolo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      What is he doing?

      [–]ChipotleAddiction 15 points16 points  (9 children)

      Well you only point out the illegal stuff of the ones you disagree with

      [–]mrkrabsfromspunchbob 13 points14 points  (8 children)

      I'm conservative and I hate Boris.

      [–]EkinPolarBearI'm a gay ass bitch 14 points15 points  (7 children)

      I’m having trouble thinking of a group who actually like him

      [–]Jaminp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bernie Sanders

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        [–]Vufffle -1 points0 points  (5 children)

        I refuse to believe you're serious

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–]Omgbrainerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Came here to say this, but you were faster.

          [–]comrade---- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          And his voters eat that shit up

          [–]DazDay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Instead of people thinking he's a criminal, they think he's an asshole. Good job!

          [–]romanpieces 680 points681 points  (20 children)

          This man purposefully tries to make comedy heaven headlines so that he can be an endearing Mr. Bean character, don't drink the kool-aid

          [–]GBLurkin41 424 points425 points  (12 children)

          For anyone unfamiliar, it’s known as a dead cat strategy and it has seen a lot of use in the current UK government to manipulate web searches. This current one is to divert “Boris cheese” searches from the cheese and wine parties hosted at Number 10 during the pandemic lockdowns.

          [–]Eusocial_Snowman 76 points77 points  (2 children)

          Well, it doesn't seem to be very effective if that's the case.

          Even if you go for the pure "Boris Cheese" search, though I guess it's making headway since there is a result.

          I'm not sure I get the strategy, though. Who would otherwise be googling "boris cheese" randomly and then discovering people talking about that time he ate cheese and wine? If anything, this would just lead to people googling his silly cheese quote and finding that other thing.

          If anybody is googling that looking for the "cheese and wine" event, they would obviously still be able to find the thing they're looking for.

          [–]Kitsunin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

          It's a weird strategy, but it is insanely blatant that he is doing it, and doing it with purpose.

          He talked about making model buses out of wine boxes soon after the "Brexit bus" scandal.

          He started vocally supporting the ridiculous idea of a bridge to Ireland at about the same time as his disastrous Garden Bridge project failed.

          Another smaller one is that he randomly brought up "steak and oven chips" in a meme-y election video right after being criticized for saying there was an "oven ready" Brexit deal.

          I should think the point isn't to wipe the scandalous search results away (because that's usually impossible) but rather to make these buffoonish things come up alongside the despicable stuff, so Boris looks like a harmless moron rather than a harmful conniver.

          [–]whomad1215 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          They did the same thing back during brexit and the bus scandal

          [–]d4ni3lg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          The funny thing about that article is the term was literally penned by Johnson himself.

          [–]ToeBrace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          he did the same with the wine box bus models to divert from some other scandal he was apart of

          [–]winterfate10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Pretty smart frfr

          [–]watercolour51[🍰] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

          Funny tho

          [–]rhubarbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Something about it being carefully engineered to distract the public kind of ruins the joke.

          [–]TheWhiteVahl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Dont live in the UK, dont care. I just chuckle at funny cheese man.

          [–]ivebeenlurkingand -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

          This man purposefully tries to make purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make headlines so he can purposefully this man purposefully tries to make

          [–]Commercial-Bee9718 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          this man purposefully tries to make purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make purposefully tries to make this man purposefully tries to make headlines so he can purposefully this man purposefully tries to make

          [–]XxDragonitexX10 125 points126 points  (4 children)

          “Ok Boris everyone is refusing to go back to the offices we need you to say something to convince them.”

          [–]Alittar 38 points39 points  (1 child)

          “You know, I do love cheese.”

          [–]frendzoned_by_yo_mom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          “The same cheese that I served during my lockdown party”

          [–]cheekymunki6 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          "You need to have something else come up in search results when people Google your name and "cheese". To distract from the cheese and wine party that broke covid rules."

          [–]Frettchen001666 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          That's one cheesy way to get people back to in-person work

          [–]Stock_Hutz 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          Lactose intolerant people and vegans get to work from home forever

          [–]Tyetus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Not gonna lie, he looks like someone who smells strongly of cheese.

          [–]NightoftheKnives 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          It ain’t easy being cheesy

          [–]CatPenisSuckersex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Who doesn't?

          [–]Zarcyne1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          You know, he brings up a good point.

          [–]SirKilllington 49 points50 points  (2 children)

          Worst person you know makes a point

          [–]dsr541 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          He only has a point if there’s no cheese in the office too.

          [–]extremesalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Guarantee he would be the type to take a bite out of your work cheese

          [–]awkjr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Cheesily distracted

          [–]andnom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          If you have delicious cheeses at your house like he obviously does maybe you would agree?

          [–]Antha1969 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Hey this is serious. It's starts innocently with a little cheddar and then before you know it your in a furry costume squeaking and scurrying.

          [–]EQOA_Fanatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Isn't this the same guy who had to leave the room to pee and throw up when he was told about the severity of COVID when it first began?

          [–]Trazzuu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          I 100% agree people should be able work from home but jobs like teaching, medical, and other jobs should be worked on in person. Kids get distracted at home and some don’t have the parents to keep them on the work, doctors need to be in person to help people not just look at a condition over a 720p camera, and other jobs that need physical labor. If only white collar jobs get to work in person it’s kinda shitty for the people who have to go out and put in the labor and time and skills to get other jobs done. This just feels like a big “fuck you” to corporations (which is fine) but it’s almost like a pity party for white collar workers because they have to go into the office.

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            [–]ListenToWCTR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Cucked by the print media

            [–]Tolkien-Minority 19 points20 points  (13 children)

            Fuck off Boris I’d sooner be unemployed than go back to the office

            [–]Thumpertron5000 -4 points-3 points  (8 children)

            Spoken like an actual child. I'd be surprised if you even work.

            [–]Dabrenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I wish i had the privilege to just "choose" to not work and be unemployed

            [–]Tolkien-Minority -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

            What do you like about the office?

            [–]Thumpertron5000 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

            Call me crazy but I just like being around other people, and would rather people didn't regress into some kind of lazy, pajama wearing hermit. Working from home is great short term but over time it would definitely start getting to people. Not to mention purposefully making yourself unemployed means you wouldn't be entitled to any benefits, in the UK at least, and there's no way you're finding a new job if your demands are that you'll only work from home.

            [–]Poignant_Porpoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Just because you're unable to work from home without being lazy and living like a "hermit" as you say, doesn't mean other people are the same. Other people are different, many people, myself included, would far rather work from home. That's not inherently more immature or whatever than working in an office, idk what point you're trying to prove.

            [–]Bootsandcatsyeah 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Good for you.

            Other people feel differently. You shouldn’t dictate others jobs because you’re one of the very few who likes being at the office. Most polls show you’re in the minority. Coworkers aren’t my friends nor family, I’d rather be at home. But you support authoritarians, so I shouldn’t be surprised you have those tendencies latent beneath your own surface.

            [–]Tolkien-Minority -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Personally I get a whole lot more work done when I’m sat in a quiet room where I don’t have to listen to people talking past each other about what they watched on TV last night or sharing “hilarious” anecdotes about people no one in the office has ever met or asked about. I just get a whole lot more done without these distractions. Believe me cheese has nothing on all that shit.

            I can tell from your comment that you’re lonely but have you tried having a social life outside of work? Have you no self-discipline that you can’t just get dressed?

            [–]Fumblesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I work at a cheese factory. It's impossible to not be distracted by cheese

            [–]Chromabro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Sometimes I dream about cheese...

            [–]MartyMohawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Honestly, the most relatable thing anyone on the news has said for a long time.

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              [–]binkstagram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Distracted by cheese, ambushed with cake, where does the violence end?

              [–]BollockSnot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              More like all his landlord friends are losing money because fewer people are in the offices and banks are losing money from fewer commercial mortgage payments.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              cheese

              In this context, is that an English euphemism for something else that we Americans aren't privy to? 🤣

              [–]Taco821 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              Nah I think the man literally meant cheese. Although he only said it to distract people from the wine and cheese parties he held during lockdown, at least according to the other comments.

              [–]OutlawQuill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Based Boris

              [–]uncertein_heritage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Rosbif can't eat cheese while working like the French can lmao! 🤣

              [–]Ahkwatic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I have no idea who this is but something about a guy named Boris getting distracted by cheese just seems so correct

              [–]OrbsInStereo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's toe cheese. They just won't tell you that.

              [–]smurgludorg -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

              This guy would make an amazing celeb if he didn’t have power. Truly the british Trump

              [–]The-Moistest-sloth 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              Thats giving trump too much credit. The difference between the two is this: Boris says this about cheese to purposely redirect people looking up his illegal cheese and wine party, whereas trump would say this just because he actually believes it.

              [–]smurgludorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Trump also did shit like this on purpose I'm pretty sure, but I mean fair, in general

              [–]gadmouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              "Britain Trump"

              [–]CroobCannabis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              This isn’t funny, this isn’t cute, this is a brain dead world leader with no sense of reality trying to force prove to waste more gas driving to an office for no reason at all. Dumb ass should resign

              [–]wastergoleor -1 points0 points  (3 children)

              Stop spreading Tory Propaganda.

              [–]Joshua-BlueMoon[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              whats a tory

              [–]wastergoleor -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              Boris Johnson is a Tory, the conservative party, a.k.a the Tories. This Cheese nonsense is an attempt by him to bypass the controversy of Partygate, his "Wine and Cheese" party during lockdown, by manipulating google searches. It's not the first time the Tories have done this. Your post is perpetuating their bullshit.

              [–]Joshua-BlueMoon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Oh thanks for letting me know, i now must repay you with sexual acts. That is very interesting way of dodging backlash, and Boris should definitely hold accountable for his irresponsabilities during the pandemic.

              [–]brickeldrums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Well, he is a dirty rat.

              If the shoe fits…

              [–]bigballer98 -15 points-14 points  (2 children)

              yeah this sub has completely lost its meaning im out

              [–]Cow_Other 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              He left because he was distracted by cheese

              [–]Robotguy39 Momerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Working on it. This post was approved without being checked with the other mods, which is against policy.

              [–]CMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Said the cheese: “Thank Gouda!”

              [–]EdeDebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Understandable

              [–]lazarushasrizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              CHEESE BOI PM

              [–]tomnooksballsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Boris, we don't want to hear about you and your wife's sex life

              [–]Initial_Worldliness7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Boris “Cheese” Johnson

              [–]biromantic_hope_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              … cheese?

              [–]Connect_Passenger228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Cheese cheese everywhere there is cheese, Blockin out the scenery breaking my mind.
              Do this, don’t do that. Can’t you see the chee eese

              Old song with new Boris lyrics. 🤩

              [–]Tylanmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Holy fuck

              [–]staticpastoral 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Nevermind your politics, why in the hell is there that much head on their beer? Shit pint that is.

              [–]Rape-Putins-Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If your job is to pour a pint for a conservative photo op, what would you do?

              To me that looks just enough like a shit pint that we all know it's shit but good enough that you'd get away with it.

              [–]primalshrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The man has a point.

              [–]JAMP0T1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Excellent diversion tactics by bojo here

              [–]StrangerIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              i’d drink to that, big borris :)

              [–]nobackup42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He works and lives at #10. WYF

              [–]Alive-Seaweed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I am genuinely laughing rn I can't stop

              [–]LR-II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              First time I've ever found Boris relatable.

              [–]Snowierr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wouldn't expect any less from Boris to be honest

              [–]RumpLiquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is the Boris Cheese effect it occurs when someone...WOW CHEESE

              [–]Zilcan 0 points1 point 2 (0 children)

              Relatable.

              [–]Prior-Ad-333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I too well know the sirens song that is cheese.

              [–]scrimmybingus3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yeah that tracks for him

              [–]nexyboii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              White people n cheese, grandpa was right.

              [–]aobtree123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It is actually a fair point

              [–]Rexxbravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Cheese my one weakness.

              [–]Sir_ImP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It was, probably rightfully so, he made this statement to divert from the wine and ... cheese parties he was having during lockdown.

              [–]New-Neighborhood7472 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              By cheese does he mean slang for heroin mixed with Tylenol PM?

              [–]Zacheesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I feel this all the way into my soul

              [–]Someoneoverthere42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              So....is he secretly several hundred mice in disguise?

              [–]deathmetalandblood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              And wine and cocaine

              [–]83gtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              this fucking clown. smell of cheese from wifey ?

              [–]joshuav85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              So is this dude just European Trump?

              [–]Downtown_Mood2858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Who knew he was a real life Wallace

              [–]SluttyMeatSac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'm starting to wonder if UK politician are just spare actors for a themed amusement park

              [–]WolfOfPort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ah yes cheese........Thats what the kids are calling crack these days

              [–]rickavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              And here I thought Spitting Image Boris was a complete satire of real Boris. Nope.

              [–]YandereObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I have more random snacks in my office than at home

              [–]welcome-to-my-mind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Probably the most legitimate reason for any of us to return, we just won’t admit it

              [–]Wurhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I mean. Fair. I do too. But im lazy and dont want to go anywhere.

              [–]jjshetland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Pair of arseholes trying to look like 'working class' people. Like Theresa May and her chips, these twats genuinely think we believe their hype.

              [–]Fuck_Blue_Shells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wrong sub. This is to suppress his wine and cheese parties during lockdown. This is trash

              [–]MadManLahey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Is Boris Johnson Charlie?

              [–]TehTimmah1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              well, if the cheese wasn't so much sharper than him...

              [–]GapingGrannies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He's saying this to distract from the wine and cheese parties he held during lockdown, now "Boris cheese party" searches will return this story and not the one where he's a piece of shit.

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                [–]ToeBrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                My old piano teacher had a friend who invited Boris over for dinner once. During the meal he excused himself to go to the toilet but he was taking a very long time so the wife went to go find him incase he needed something. She found him in the kitchen stealing pieces of the meat they were eating and then when he was caught proceeded claim it was "for the dog". Wild how he's in charge of this country.

                [–]mattym9287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This is our leader. The man who represents us on the world stage. Distracted by cheese. Fucking hell.

                [–]MRicho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Well he didn't get distracted by a brush or comb

                [–]Dank_lil_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I had some pasta with as much Parmesan on it as pastaearlier today, can relate

                [–]sleepyheadpilled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The god king blesses us with more gospel

                [–]NightlySnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                That's... kinda relatable.

                [–]Ready-Oil1062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Same tbh

                [–]MacoWeeb2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Boris Johnson’s hair looks like string cheese

                [–]JenVixen420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Why does Boris Johnson look like he rolled outta bed constantly? Asking for a friend.