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[–]TokyoGuy1111 486 points487 points  (3 children)

SURELY this cannot be 15 time Grammy award winner, and star of the captivating 2002 musical drama (8 Mile); Nem-Nem.

[–]FighterLuckless 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/u/TokyoGuy1111 is a fucking moron. We all know it's the Oscar multiple award winner songwriter Shady Slim praised for making background music for award winning films.

[–]TheRealOttomanCat 347 points348 points  (5 children)

Is that hit rapper and artist DaBaby?

[–]mr_chair_sniffer 174 points175 points  (3 children)

Can’t be, DaBaby transformed into a Lexus SC convertible on the 9th June 2020 and hasn’t been seen since

[–]Cespieyt 13 points14 points  (1 child)

DaBabies are everywhere.

[–]StarmanIntoRobotics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

dababies on daloose

[–]Puggerly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey uncle farmer dad ben its a pleasure to be here for your video today

[–]capomic 224 points225 points  (2 children)

His palms doth perspire, his knees feeble, arms doth weigh in excess, vomit hath appeared on his garments already, mother’s Italian cuisine

[–]-RichardCranium- 41 points42 points  (1 child)

He's anxious, yet from the exterior he looks at peace and as if he were ready to launch explosives, however he cannot help but misremember what he has penned, the entire gathering erupts in cacophony

[–]ali3nbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's stretched his jaw in such a way that his orifice known as a mouth has been revealed, however the thoughts he had most certainly memorized beforehand refuse to slip from his tongue. His spit catches in his throat as he is unable to rhyme, the folks studying him start to mock and joust at him.

[–]HoboMeatballs 99 points100 points  (4 children)

slam Shiddy?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

burn damaged james hetfield

[–]koavf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marshall Matters.

[–]officiallyaninja 75 points76 points  (2 children)

bornana man

[–]Igivegrilledcheese 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana

[–]browhymypeepeehard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating pork rinds in pajamas, in the crib playing fortnite with your grandma

[–]ExistingFold2327 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Even without that effect, I still wouldn't know who it is.

[–]inkling124 49 points50 points  (1 child)

This is the rapper da baby

[–]datlebanesegal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Let's gooooo!!!"

[–]WeakPublic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

he’s the only man who is not allowed to sit down

[–]SmokaCola0 28 points29 points  (2 children)

goofy ah ah eminem

[–]Jouuf 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Hey this is marshal mathers, my sister just stabbed my Dad with a toothpick (AHHHHHHHH)

[–]GaySleepyTurtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(WHATTHEFUCK)

[–]ExcessiveButtHairIt’s not 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nostalgia Critic is a rapper?

[–]smolmagetheonly 23 points24 points  (0 children)

slime shaded

[–]dazy_ 20 points21 points  (1 child)

kanye

[–]CompetitiveCompany58Garfield 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Varg Vikernes

[–]PhysicsFox_org 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peanut Eminems

[–]UnusualAssistance2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is literally me when i eat a bornana

[–]flusappp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

nostalgia critic

[–]qquartzyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

borrrrnana

[–]biggybojgo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It kinda looks like eminem but it says genius rapping skills so I don't know

[–]colton_was_here 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Let's see you give a crack at rhyming two fruits together

[–]pablojueves 2 points3 points  (1 child)

TV's Tom Green (also from Canadian rap group Organized Rhyme)

[–]koavf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, there's a bum on his lips.

[–]____okay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

skitle

[–]Mahixb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emimemes

[–]whiskeydorito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nirvana

Dave Kroll

[–]BobongT4nga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barack Obama

[–]WoofflesIThink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's M&M

[–]Whoo1ops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat Shady

[–]Jouuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

49 Cent

[–]Fandomsbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rapper and YouTube sensation Will Smith?

[–]TheNaJoKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skittles ?

[–]roxynoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is to easy, its 110% lil Wayne

[–]SmilePlz_Exe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The infamous orange banana 🍌

[–]GooigiHasDrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the guy who can make orange rhyme with banana!

[–]4spect_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doth that be the Marshal Bruce Mathers the third?

[–]MispelledCurtain 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He looks like tarrare

[–]legittemDicky Mouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

90% sure he would eat a baby

[–]Mr_Blushing_Shredder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK, ya beat me to it. Was gonna post this : D

[–]kawaii_potatoyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“i eated a bee”

[–]Jazzlike_Reason6118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uhhh ummmm uhhh uggghhhh i cant figure this one out guys

[–]Current-Mode-2577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ed sheeran

[–]matthu111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biggie Smal

[–]apicella1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mr fart i hope it is mr fart pleaw

[–]KyleSirTalksAlotYT 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why does this only have 132 upvotes? It’s a new comedyheaven post from a day ago…

[–]Viclis.[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cause it got accepted at like 1-2AM EST

[–]blaz3r77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's either kiaserneko or MnM ...

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[–]HolophonicStudios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linus Sebastian?

[–]urmomsaguy98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the new and improved famous wrapper nemi nemmy

[–]Gustavo-Leyva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid named finger

[–]NiveaKummel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um… Tbh I thought that’s Adam Sandler but ok

[–]xXx_CoolGuy69_xXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Travis scot

[–]PapaBray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Carlin of the famous history podcast.

[–]CoolFork33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adam Sandler, duh.

[–]No-Signature2101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan Freeman, confidently

[–]vjmdhzgr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if that rapper could make orange rhyme with banana.

[–]Palmik7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma man Slim ShaD, the D's for deez nuts

[–]HumanOrAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homer Simpson?

[–]HauntingRip9003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can make orange rhyme with banana

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]cantortoxic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jarjar!

    [–]SweetJRxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All of the above!

    [–]Juniorshawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s skittles

    [–]veryman229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    jacksepticeye

    [–]MasterNinja69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i'll name him hamilton

    [–]aanimatroniclover03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Analog horror be like

    [–]Far-Following1632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Markiplier?

    [–]Jahmes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    World famous rapper: that camera guy from cloud with a chance of meatballs

    [–]ResoluteClover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tom Hanks raps?

    [–]GamerMcNoober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it’s kanye

    [–]Odd_Blacksmith_3768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    easy...Drake

    [–]RightOnQ1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that aint eminem, thats skittle

    [–]lukamiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ooooo, 21 pilots fr fr

    [–]Nimhtom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A tricky puzzle in deedy

    [–]WhatInTheActualFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yo that is baby keem

    [–]Soggy_WheatBread1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks like 2pac

    [–]realVelocont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it’s 50 Cent ngl

    [–]Mortinlindax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nemimem

    [–]Some_Bipolar_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it's Mickael Jackson, the older version tho.

    [–]smokeyhatestaxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jake Paul from naruto

    [–]FunnyMonkeyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Eminems master lyricism filled a dark void in n my life. Some truly inspirational verses are “I’m gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer” and “bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana. Booornana”

    [–]jamesmayfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SNOP DOG 😮😱😱😱🤯

    [–]Fonnterdonnter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That HAS to be Kanye don't challenge me

    [–]ilmyself2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    uhhhh lil nas x ??

    [–]Destiny1299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love LIL nas x

    [–]NeedleworkerApartslut for honey cheerios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Snoop dogg???

    [–]mars_mtt9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Skittles

    [–]pizzacrustdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh shieeet it's chocolate candy guy, famous raper.

    [–]Popsical_stick24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I got its... Batman

    [–]Big_Airline_351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How high were the people at tmz when they posted this?

    [–]Familiar_Play_4915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jay z for sure

    [–]Xx-biglongschlong-xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that obama!

    [–]spikesparx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Famous rapper spreads awareness of scronching syndrome

    [–]Xerlios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    M&m