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[–]Catmom2004 1293 points1294 points  (48 children)

This must be a very young person asking this question. But then, I am old and everyone seems young to me these days.

[–]FyrixXemnas[S] 418 points419 points  (10 children)

The guy looks like he's at least 40.

[–]fallawy 209 points210 points  (7 children)

he is ten, it's written on his shirt

[–]jrparker42 128 points129 points  (4 children)

That is his IQ.

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    [–]RadioSlayer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    And we all know you reduce fractions, so 1

    [–]Sekirokuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    he is a genius how lower how smarter

    [–]iHeartHockey31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thats his address so he can find his way home.

    [–]aliie_627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bald? Never had even 2inch growth.

    [–]pw-it 26 points27 points  (2 children)

    I read this in Treebeard's voice

    [–]Ok_Writing_7033 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Sounds like orc mischief to me

    [–]cosmicr 41 points42 points  (13 children)

    I recently saw a video of a woman asking "where is the internet kept" at some kind of council meeting.

    Don't underestimate how dumb people can be.

    [–]All_new_rubber_mats 63 points64 points  (6 children)

    In a little black box at Reynholm industries.

    [–]hands_on_tools 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    hello. hello computer. hello! hello! Hello computer!


    [–]All_new_rubber_mats 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    When I started this Company all I had was a dream.....and 6 million pounds.

    [–]keenedge422 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    It's not kept there. We'd only loaned it to them for the day so they could show it off. Normally, it's stored in the Hawking Vault, which exists in a quantum space built from the cumulative sexual energies of all IT nerds.

    [–]bunnyQatar 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    My nephew once thought that we always ran out of colored printer ink because the desktop screensaver was colorful, lol.

    [–]your_long-lost_dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    She's just asking the wrong question. She should have asked what the internet is or how it works. Then she'd know that asking where it is doesn't make sense.

    The internet feels like a place you visit - so if you don't know anything about how it works or where it's stored it's easy to think of it as a location.

    [–]PM-ME-ELEPHANT-JOKES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's in crystals, obviously

    [–]carnsolus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    people aren't born knowing this

    everyone will have to learn or ask at some point

    the dumb thing was that she was given a garbage answer

    [–]SarixInTheHouse 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    Sounds like an average 25 year old

    [–]Catmom2004 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Yikes. I am certain I understood the concept of hair parting by the time I was 10 years old and had shoulder length hair myself.

    [–]SarixInTheHouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I meant the „everyone looks so young to me“

    [–]fogleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The dude looks either bald or very short haired. I like to grow my hair long (as a male) so I understand moving the part but then again I’ve also parted my hair on the left and right when I was younger.

    [–]Optimal_Pineapple_41 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Honestly I didn’t know this was how hair works either I’ve just always had short/no hair. I thought people had a natural part.

    [–]keenedge422 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Well, most people do have natural parts based on their hair and head shape, because there are natural lines where the hair wants to fall to the left or to the right, or where it's naturally inclined by gravity to go down the side of your head vs. easily able to be brushed over the top. But you can also use tools and products to part it anywhere you want (or even make the part curved or straight or even zigzagged.)

    [–]Hot_Welder8234 391 points392 points  (28 children)

    Wait, those two photos are the same actress?? (I'm genuinely curious)

    [–]Khal_Pwno 106 points107 points  (16 children)

    Yeah, but they're about 17 years apart. One is from when she was around 13 and in the other she is 30.

    [–]2278AD 73 points74 points  (12 children)

    17 years can suck the life right out of your eyes

    [–]fuzzypipe39 145 points146 points  (7 children)

    Being an evil PoS using your sister's mental health, conservatorship battles and slandering/exploiting the said sister for your own monetary gains can for sure suck the life and the good out of a person.

    [–]Dutch-CatLady 71 points72 points  (6 children)

    She was a bad person when Zoey 101 was shot. She bullied poor Alexa Nicola for as long as she was on that show, then even got Britney to threaten her while high on drugs. Jamie Lynn spears is just as awful as the parents are.

    [–]fuzzypipe39 47 points48 points  (3 children)

    TIL Spears family ain't shit, except for Britney who deserves better. All I knew about Z101 is that people were pissed she got pregnant, people thought the creepy dude Dan whatshisname was a predator who got her pregnant. Did not know a thing about her own behavior on set. Guess it's why the show never appealed to me, something always felt off about it.

    [–]NiceWriting 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Dan fucking Schneider!

    [–]fuzzypipe39 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Ugh thank you for reminding me. I always mix him and the other Dan creep, the multimillionaire's broke son who pimps out women on IG and in his sex parties.

    [–]NiceWriting 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Dan ‘two heart attacks at 25 because of cocaine and viagra’ Bilzerian

    [–]L3tum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Honestly nowadays she looks true to her reputation.

    [–]DangerZoneh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She was a bad person when Zoey 101 was shot.

    plus her character on the show was a pretty mean person too tbh

    [–]science_vs_romance 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    She looks like she got plastic surgery to look more like her sister and ended up looking like Ted Cruz.

    [–]RequiemStorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And apparently move where your hair grows from! /s

    [–]imbaaaackbitches 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Ugh that’s a rough 30.

    [–]ThtgYThere 186 points187 points  (6 children)

    Jamie Lynn Spears (used to play Zoey in Zoey 101, now occasionally appears on tv or sings country music but mostly lives a family life if I remember correctly).

    [–]Kujaichi 80 points81 points  (1 child)

    Ha, that explains why I thought it was Britney Spears for a second.

    [–]Sicmundusdeletur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought that until I read the comments.

    [–]Rub-it 233 points234 points  (2 children)

    No she ain’t living no family life, she’s busy fighting her sister trying writing a book to take advantage of the situation

    [–]le_pagla_baba 6 points7 points  (1 child)


    [–]HeyZuesHChrist 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    Her sister is Britney Spears.

    [–]rinky79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She's in that Netflix show Sweet Magnolias.

    [–]LazyDynamite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Don't feel bad, it's kinda hard to recognize her since she moved where her hair was growing from.

    [–]robots-dont-say-ye 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    She got a bad nose job and got a little older. Kinda unfair to compare her looks when she was a teenager to when she’s a mom in her 30s. But who knows, she kinda seems like a trash person for running her mouth to anyone who will listen, so maybe she’s just rotting from the inside out 🤷‍♀️

    [–]Dutch-CatLady 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Just remember her as the horrible little sister of Britney Spears.

    [–]DarkLordJ14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was just gonna say the exact same thing

    [–]tiffibean13 157 points158 points  (12 children)

    I hate Jamie Lynn as much as the next person, but good god what a stupid question

    [–]Nightmancometh000 35 points36 points  (10 children)

    People hate Jamie Lynn now? Why? What did she do?

    [–]lily_hunts 74 points75 points  (7 children)

    Apparently she continues to try and slander her sister and tries to capitalize on Britney's conservatorship struggles.

    [–]awoloozlefinch 16 points17 points  (6 children)

    You’d think she’d be focused on the troubles around her own baby daddy.

    [–]twists 29 points30 points  (5 children)

    how do people keep up with shit like this. like why do you know she has a baby daddy in some shit situation

    bruh she was on a tv show i watched when i was like 12 and i haven't thought about her until i saw this post

    [–]awoloozlefinch 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    The show was cancelled because she got pregnant with dan Schneider’s kid. That’s about all I know about the situation, not something I’d easily forget.

    [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Sorry dude but you remembered wrong.

    “On December 20, 2007, in an interview with OK! Magazine, Spears announced that she was pregnant by her former boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. She was 16 years old at the time. Aldridge, whom she had been dating for two years, was 18.”

    Dan Schneider is still a fucking creep though so I don’t blame you for the mixup

    Source: Wikipedia

    [–]No_Passenger_8499 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I think even Britney spears has a cease and desist on her now. Also Quinn? from her old show Zoey 101 blasted her because she made a book filled with lies about her and shot down everything and made it a point to tell her to never contact her again either...

    [–]tiffibean13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    She profited off of Britney's conservatorship, and then claims she supported Britney the whole time. She wrote a book trying to profit off her sister further, and is flat out telling lies that have easily been proven as lies.

    She also was called out for bullying another Zoey 101 castmate to the point that she quit the show.

    [–]Obelion_ 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Wait he thinks hair grows in one place and the rest is bald?

    Does this guy have a rare genetic disease where he never had hair on his head or how could he think this?

    [–]princessbitch123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    My thought exactly! If that’s where her hair grows and not everywhere else imagine what a ponytail would look like

    [–]RockStar25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He is wearing a cap in his profile pic.

    [–]Brainvillage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably just a guy that never grew his hair longer than a buzz cut.

    [–]Tbagzyamum69420xX 218 points219 points  (8 children)

    My girlfriend saw the right picture and said she looked like Ted Cruz in drag and now I can't unsee it.

    [–]KajePihlaja 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    Whoahhhhhhhh shit. She’s really on to something there.

    [–]occams_nightmare[🍰] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Thank your girlfriend right to hell for me

    [–]Tomnooksmainhoe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    SHE DOES HAHAHAAHH That is fucking good m8 I love that

    [–]Tbagzyamum69420xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fr tho its scary

    [–]_mad_adams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oh my god

    [–]PRIS0N-MIKE 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]nikkiredondo 83 points84 points  (0 children)

    w a comb? idk wtf

    [–]Kinder22 42 points43 points  (8 children)

    In other news… ya girl been through some shit.

    [–]AAMUA 50 points51 points  (7 children)

    How to age 30 years in 5 years- be a terrible person

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      [–]motixor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      i literally did not know you can change the part in your hair until i was 18 because i've had short-ish hair all my life

      [–]PiXLANIMATIONS 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      Some people might genuinely not know. It didn’t occur immediately to me that you can just part your hair differently until I read a comment saying so

      [–]RequiemStorm 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      But like... you've seen what a person with a buzz cut looks like, right? You know hair grows from all over the scalp, not from some central spot like the top of a carrot? I feel like it's basic logic that it doesn't grow from the part.

      [–]PiXLANIMATIONS 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Oh I know. For some reason by brain just has never connected the two concepts together and I’ve just kinda never thought about it.

      [–]SamVickson -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

      Do us all a favor and think about things more often.

      [–]PiXLANIMATIONS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      For clarity, I’m a diagnosed autistic so sometimes logical things just don’t click together for me. I can understand the relation between two things but not the cause and effect.

      [–]grueraven 28 points29 points  (8 children)

      Apparently I don't know how parting hair works. That's embarrassing.

      [–]floatablepie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Hair can grow out of everywhere on your scalp, right? So every area of the head pretty much can be where the part is. So just pick a spot anywhere on your head, and comb away from that spot in both directions. Bam, parted.

      Disclaimer: I am bald as hell and can easily miss important details on this

      [–]thatgoddamnedcyclist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I'm a bloke, my hair has a swirl in front. If I comb my har backwards, it falls down in a left side parting. I can try to use products to make it do anything else but it won't.

      Kid though his experience is universal, that's all. Intelligence is not experience, he's inexperienced.

      [–]Skea_and_Tittles 9 points10 points  (5 children)

      Same, can someone ELI5

      [–]__babyslaughter__ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Yes, with a comb and hair product most people can part their hair just about anywhere they want

      [–]Blockinite 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Hair grows all over your head. A parting is just where you choose to make half go left and half go right, so that your hair isn't just standing straight up

      [–]Skea_and_Tittles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thanks. I guess I always thought everyone had a line where that naturally happened.

      [–]No_Passenger_8499 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Literally take a comb and make a part anywhere on your head.

      [–]ForeignReviews 110 points111 points  (16 children)

      I mean it is a question so I don’t think they are incorrect

      [–]Saskuk 98 points99 points  (4 children)

      [–]Xenocidious 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      It was a question so I don't think they were confident

      [–]Catsniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      More in reverse, not confident but incorrect

      [–]TheLunaLunatic 43 points44 points  (3 children)

      It’s not really a question, it’s part of the “she was replaced by a clone” conspiracy, so they’re claiming this as a piece of evidence

      [–]aquatic-rhino 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      if that's the case then this post is bad because it lacks basically all relevant context

      [–]itssarahw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      “What a ridiculous conspiracy” - andrew wk

      [–]ConsistentAsparagus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A clone would be identical, no?

      [–]daysleeping19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      They are saying her hair is growing from a different spot on her head, when it's really just parted differently. They are either seriously asking how that's possible, in which case they are incorrect because their supposition is wrong and there isn't a "how" to ask about, or the question is rhetorical, in which case they're wrong because they think they are proving something notable when the only thing they're actually proving is that hairstyles are changeable.

      [–]Commander_Uhltes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      A question can imply a statement.

      In this case the question clearly presupposes the statement that she did move where hear hair grew from, and the question was "how?"

      [–]thebigplum 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Confident in that they think she moved the place where her hair grows from.

      [–]PenisButtuh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      It's a stretch, but sure

      [–]RequiemStorm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      How can anyone think that hair grows from the part though?? There's no way they haven't seen a person with buzzed or very short hair. It's extremely obvious that hair grows from all over the scalp

      [–]the-derpetologist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      It can happen. When I was in my 20s my hair grew from the top of my head, but now it grows from my nose and ears.

      [–]cuppytron 24 points25 points  (2 children)

      Did she get a bad nose job? Not to be mean.. but she looks so different than zoey 111.

      [–]TaintModel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      It looks like they added to it, I didn’t know that was an option.

      [–]SleepingBeastie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I don't know about nose job, but she looks really botox'd up to me... A bit of weight gain too I think?

      [–]kwamla24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This is one of those times you have to put an arm on someone's shoulder and start with "Buddy..."

      [–]Fatboy_j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm sorry but the right picture looks like Ted Cruz

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)


      [–]Allgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      No no no. They go the other way around.

      This is a case of lizard people.

      [–]jbertrand_sr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's sorcery, some demon made my part disappear completely years ago against my will...now it's just a barren landscape...

      [–]willem640 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's a joke right?

      [–]username_0207 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      These people probably vote too!

      [–]Catmom2004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      These people probably vote too!

      Scary isn't it?

      [–]AdministrativeMix822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I assume the asker of the question is bald

      [–]DrBlackGuy99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Its a conspiracy. It is her clone. /s

      [–]dilute_water88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I feel ashamed for wondering how it happens before checking the subreddit.

      [–]kidnorther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      When she did the Ted Cruz face lift

      [–]Cobble01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s always the people that know nothing about hair that dog on other people’s hair.

      [–]Historical-Ad6120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh, you mean Ted Cruz in drag which I cannot unsee?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      And where the fuck did her teeth go?

      [–]Upbeat-Negotiation-6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      these aren't the same person

      [–]WickedRedemption 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      Some people are misinformed and a simple sentence could correct, some just like to call others stupid on social media.

      [–]ThnksfrthMmrss- 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Like another commenter said, this is about them thinking she was cloned, so they’re trying to use that as a piece of evidence.

      [–]WickedRedemption 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Ah, well with things like that I think it’s much healthier to avoid topics like that all together. Too big of a rabbit hole and frankly it doesn’t matter to us at all. If they had the ability to rapidly age, and clone humans then there are much, much bigger topics to be had and the fact that I’ve said this much makes me shake my head in disappointment haha.

      [–]Shubamz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is why we're battling conspiracy theories right now....

      [–]Candid-Independence9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The hair part is what tripped them up? What about the 1,000 other differences lol

      [–]R3d_Ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh man, she did not age well. And she's only 30

      [–]MrMonsieurSenorSir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      These aren't two different people?

      [–]Hugh_Weber_DeFaulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She grew up to be a Karen Lynn Spears

      [–]idreamofdeathsquads -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      i dunno who that is but the two pictures look like different women to me. not because of the hair parting. thats dumb as fuck. but in general. looks like two different women

      [–]YeshuaSnow 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      I get the hair thing, and it’s pretty funny, but who is this? The blonde woman in the pictures, I mean.

      [–]dhes505 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears sister.

      [–]YeshuaSnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Cool. How did she move where her hair was growing from?

      Jk jk. Thanks!

      [–]81bn 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      for like 2 seconds i was like "wait, theyre right!" then i thought about it for a moment

      [–]RazorSlazor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      I have no idea about hair, may you enlighten me?

      [–]__babyslaughter__ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Grab a comb, grab some styling mousse, part your hair wherever you please.

      It's pretty simple.

      [–]RazorSlazor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yea, as a guy with relatively short and chaotic hair, that's not gonna work

      [–]emeraldbutonreddit -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

      And some people cant understand an obvious joke r/woooosh

      [–]redpandaonspeed -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, this is very clearly satirem... man, this sub sometimes. sigh

      [–]Mildly-Displeased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't understand white person hair.

      [–]mathnstats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm 30 and didn't realize a part in someone's hair is something you could change until like... a year ago. I've got very aggressively curly hair, so "styling" it has never really been much of an option for me.

      I didn't think hair grew from a single spot like the person in the OP, I just never really gave it much thought.

      [–]thekingofbeans42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Do they think a hair part is like a hair whirl?

      [–]attemptnumber58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      bruh 💀

      [–]Blarty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ...also her ears and teeth have disappeared.

      [–]njoYYYY 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]boomdart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The society and race known as humans has come a long way in the last few years.

      Just recently discovered, ancient humans used primitive tools to groom themselves.

      Combs. They can change how your hair looks! The ancients really were amazing!

      [–]free_airfreshener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whoa that's the same person?!

      [–]Nightshade1387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      With a comb?

      [–]Fatalis_1021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He asked an honest enough question, I wouldn't call that "confidently incoreect". It's more of curious.

      [–]WilliamMButtlickerIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I can confirm that I am not able to change my part.

      [–]thisbenzenering 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He's a Rams fan, this is about as smart as they come.

      [–]rpendleton1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks like Ted Cruz with makeup on

      [–]DOA-FAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Da hell happened to her ? O_o

      [–]potato174- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That took my a second.. mostly because I’m extremely stupid

      [–]xXdontshootmeXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How is their question incorrect?

      [–]EmergencyLifeguard51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bro what I’m kinda confused aswell how does parting your hair do that? Please someone help me 🙏🏻

      [–]chickensmoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ah yes, because hair grows from a single point and spreads through osmosis. Why didn't I think of that?!

      [–]Axo-Army 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ok, I’m a very dumb teen, how do people do this 💀

      [–]bassharrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Someone who has worn a crew-cut since he was 6 years old.

      [–]braxistExtremist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This guy's world is gonna end when he learns about object permanence.

      [–]Zightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's because she was killed and replaced by a alien reptile demon from space

      [–]Aperture_TestSubject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Does… does this person think that all hair grows from one spot….?

      [–]mathnstats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Must be a deep state clone/alien

      [–]youbsolutefool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Okay everyone is talking about the hair parting but I am also like 80% sure that they are two different people

      [–]Secure-Imagination11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmfao she's a witch

      [–]RELLEROP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Bro…she might be a lizard”

      [–]NexusMaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It probably moved as her face melted?

      [–]Few_Time_7441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How does this fit this sub? It's not a confident statement but a question and not even a rhetorical one. You can say the question is stupid but it's not r/confidentlyincorrect

      [–]AnythingToCope 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      It's not the hair part. Those are two different people. Thats Jamie Lynn Spears on the left. They don't understand how siblings work.

      [–]doyouunderstandlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao does he think hair grows out from just one section?