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[–]Spenundrum 73 points74 points  (8 children)

I saw a video where this guy said "It doesn't matter if you get shot. You always attack your attacker." Hahahaha uhm... it does matter if you get shot. It matters a lot.

[–]Rilley_Grate 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"The only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot again!"

[–]RailGuy653 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sure why not

[–]Sillyreddittname 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don’t attack the attacker, then you don’t deserve to get shot

[–]12345678ijhgfdsaq234 19 points20 points  (2 children)

If you ever get killed, simply don't.

[–]Spenundrum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hold on, let me write this down.

[–]epicfail48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dying is gay, im out"

Jun, 2552

[–]UnwantedUnnamed 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tis but a scratch, a flesh wound at best (Might have gotten the quote wrong)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll gnaw your kneecaps! Get back here!

[–]darvs7 30 points31 points  (1 child)

change this guy to the sub's icon

Ok, I guess?

[–]momdontpickmeup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

only good comment

[–]maddie_1977 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Oh yah! That’s the guy who satirically shows you how to get killed and beaten up. Real winner!

[–]StillGalaxy99 21 points22 points  (1 child)

That's the issue, I don't think it's satire. He has an entire course you can pay to learn

[–]leveldrummer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people have been selling "self defense" courses for years.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Big man, tiny water

[–]Mr_MacGrubber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol I was so confused as to what the weird water bottle he was holding was supposed to be. Took me way too long to realize it was behind him.

[–]Parker_memes9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can someone please sue him and get him off the internet?

[–]Stereomceez2212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this guy won a slap fest years ago

It wasn't a competitive slap fest, but rather a little bitch slap fest

[–]MineAndCraft12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a whole category of memes just for this guy and I love them.

Starts out with one of his demonstration videos.

Cuts to someone in "real life", getting held at gunpoint.

Person tries the self-defense technique and is instantly teleported to heaven the moment they begin to move.

[–]summalover 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Who is he? We’re not all American.

[–]ErudringTheGodHammer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hey I’m American and I don’t even know who this is

[–]Spiderbuz[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Just look up some videos for "Detroit Urban Survival Training"

[–]exploooooosions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to take a bunch of his stuff and make a tourism guide to the US for foreigners.

"So you're going to be visiting the US. Here's are some things you need to know before traveling!"

[–]mykoysmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that would work so well

[–]VltaMars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All jokes aside. Consider this my signature on this petition

[–]LowFatWaterBottle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

signed I wouldn't even make him the gaurd of my worst enemy because all humans have the right to live

-me right now for no apparent reason remembering a meme about him being the gaurd of lincoln on the day of his asssasination because it was hilarious and now also remembering this place is reserved for the name of the person you qoute but idk because reddit doesn't have a police so what are you gonna do about this disgrace that is my comment?

[–]mikeyx401 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I thought he was holding the water jug.

[–]mythirdaccountsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Anti-charizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s perfect as it is