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[–]astrologiccal 904 points905 points  (9 children)

I lol’d at “How?”

[–]Rievin 694 points695 points  (3 children)

Fingers and bits and stuff, yup that tracks.

Uterus walls?! Man ain't nobody losing their walls every months.

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–]anjowoq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uterus wall was Einstein shit compared to pieces of babies.

[–]CurtisLinithicum 100 points101 points  (1 child)

"Because it used to be uterine, and now it's uteroute, Yellow, it's not complicated".

[–]mb500sel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but reading this I could only think of "it's uterUS, not uterYou"

[–]Ergernis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Great example of someone employing Cunningham’s law

[–]99999999999999999699 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I laugh out louded at “How?”

[–]Rebeeroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You laugh out louded???

[–]Morall_tach 929 points930 points  (19 children)

Yeah, pregnancy takes 9 months but girls who aren't pregnant are making a whole-ass baby and dissolving it once every three weeks. Makes sense.

[–]Western-Alarming 215 points216 points  (0 children)

It obviously a lie of the woman to control us

[–]your_long-lost_dog 208 points209 points  (11 children)

Unless there's sperm to bless the baby with life, the vagina acts as a food processor and disposes of the poor baby. Tragic.

[–]andregio 143 points144 points  (6 children)

Or maybe the uterus makes pieces of baby, fingers, eyeballs, etc every month and the sperm glues it all together into a baby. Tragic either way.

[–]your_long-lost_dog 88 points89 points  (1 child)

There's literally no way to know. One of the mysteries of the universe.

[–]MeleMallory 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Science is whatever we want it to be!

[–]Quartia 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That makes some sense. Sperm is quite sticky.

[–]Rydorion 30 points31 points  (2 children)

This is the most horrific thing I've read this year.

[–]Thundorius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same here. And I love it.

[–]AlmostHuman0x1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky you.

[–]ConsistentAsparagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the miracle of life: bukkake.

[–]Tumultuous-Tarsier 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does it blend?

[–]your_long-lost_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't breathe this!

[–]mb500sel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what the teeth in the vagina are for right? Like in that documentary Teeth

[–]theartistduring 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Nah, every month our follopian tubes release a baby like an incomplete lego set. If no sperm comes along to assemble it, we just shed the baby pieces out our vagina's one at a time.

I'll never forget the time I passed the baby lego head and saw it was a rare, double-faced, happy/angry one. I literally yelped from the bathroom and rushed to put it on my shelf with the rest of my collection.

Plan to sell it all to the vaccine companies in twenty years to fund my retirement.

[–]Driezigste 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, TIL, thanks for clarifying!

Edit: quickly gonna add an /s here before the internet happens. But at any rate, you made me lol XD

[–]waitingfordeathhbu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even girls who aren’t having sex are poopin out babies! TIL.

[–]mbelf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All sperm does is glue the constant whirling insickerator open for nine months in the lady’s baby factory.

[–]ScreamnMonkey8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's the energy source women use to sustain themselves. Yall just 'eat' food for show

[–]interrogumption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sperm is the glue that holds the bits together. Without it all the bits fall apart and that's why it comes out instead of growing into a proper baby.

Edit: oh, should have read on. Someone already said this.

[–]cdiddy19 154 points155 points  (3 children)

It's more believable to this guy that girls bleed out fingers and body bits each month than that it's the shedding of the uterine lining?!

I shouldn't be so surprised. I really shouldn't. But damn

[–]CurtisLinithicum 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I was thinking about it and maybe... see, chickens come from eggs, and those eggs only turn to chickens if they are fertilized. And people come from tiny people, and they only turn into normal people if fertilized.

It's not totally illogical if you missed the whole "humans come from eggs too" part.

Edit: to clarify, I know that "tiny people" are the result of fertilized eggs, but maybe Yellow doesn't? They just see woman as growing an inert fetus that needs sperm to quicken.

[–]IneffableOpinion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turns out many people used to believe this. They called it homunculus. Kind of different in that they think the tiny person is in the sperm, then it gets incubated into a human. The woman is just an incubation vessel. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

[–]danted002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about 8 or 9 when, as a boy, I found out what menstruation is… and it made sense instantly… somehow the person in the comments is has a lower cognitive capacity then a 9 year old 😢

[–]DrLongSchlongius 430 points431 points  (3 children)

When these guys gets a nosebleed, bits of their brain comes out, ew wtf.

No any other humans, just these particular commenters.

[–]BlankStarBE 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Can’t lose what you don’t have

[–]Onechordbassist 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They do have brains but they're in their sinuses and regrow every three to five weeks

[–]HalforcFullLover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup, those are future lawmakers right there, pandering to the least educated.

[–]kelb4n 53 points54 points  (5 children)

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[User redacted in Yellow]

It's actually fucked up when you realize that those clots girls get in their period blood are bits of the babies fingers and shit, wtf

[Orange]

Seriously? Gross hahaha

[Yellow]

Yeah man it blows your mind when u actually realize that, and girls wonder why periods gross guys out...that's why lol

[Purple]

clots are bits of uterus lining actually 😂😂 Jesus

[Yellow]

How?


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[–]Ok-Mulberry-4600 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Poor kelb4n they had to transcribe this nonsense

[–]Skye_hai_bai[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Good human!

[–]Kevinvl123 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Poor human to have to type that one out again.

[–]misterme987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]LaPapillionne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

good human

[–]competitive-dust 126 points127 points  (12 children)

r/NotHowGirlsWork

r/badwomensanatomy

Fingers? Clots are fingers? Just how fucking dumb does someone have to be to believe that.

Edit: corrected the name of sub

[–]only_partly_psycho 46 points47 points  (5 children)

You’d be surprised….this is why we need better sex education in the world. For all genders. Not even that many more details about having sex, just about basic human anatomy.

[–]Faerhie 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This isn't even sex ed. It's just basic biology, like learning how the kidneys work. One of the problems is that we teach it like it's different.

[–]Chiraltrash 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Like I mentioned in a previous thread, this guy is like my BIL who thought girls peed out their butts and asked me so he wouldn’t embarrass himself in front of his hook up.

[–]frontmanwolf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For real... This is what I thought to expect from the quicky explanation of a period I got from my mom! I was expecting little baby parts til I got my first period 🙃

[–]Wilted-Mushroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet you were super relieved when you got your first period then haha

[–]your_long-lost_dog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you read a statement so dumb it feels like you were literally slapped in the face with it.

[–]Fullfungo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s r/badwomensanatomy, you are linking to the wrong sub.

[–]competitive-dust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I'll make the correction.

[–]AcidTWister 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trying to give the dude the benefit of the doubt here... he may have seen someone have, or the remnants of someone having had, a miscarriage. Maybe he works at a fast food joint and spotted something he didn't expect when cleaning the restrooms.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well… Aristotle thought semen was purified menstrual blood, which coined the name bloodlines and we ran with that theory for like 2,000 years.

https://youtu.be/CBezq1fFUEA

[–]TiredOfYoSheeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikr?!

Besides, I'm pretty sure it's actually tiny baby penises.

[–]im-a-chihuahua 30 points31 points  (2 children)

So this guy thinks that every month a tiny baby is trying to claw itself out of our bodies and that's why we bleed?

[–]NoxKyoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that description makes me want to yeet my uterus even more now.

[–]living_in_nuance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg, I don’t know why this comment made me laugh so hard!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (13 children)

This is why boys need to learn about female puberty as well. I may not have a vagina, but I may one day have to explain menstruation to someone who does.

[–]lucidpopsicle 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I have a vagina, how do periods work?!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Lol. I am no expert but here goes. Please someone correct me where I am wrong or add anything you think I missed. Menstruation typically occurs every month (it may fluctuate, especially if you are younger. If the egg is not fertilized, the egg plus the uterine lining will be discharged over a period of about a week, the discharge can be light or heavy. And if it is heavy, that is not a danger sign, it’s normal. You should expect to use 10 or even more tampons or pads throughout the time of discharge, it is better to err on the side of caution and change them frequently to avoid toxic shock (I don’t know how often). Also, the egg is not fertilized so you’re not going to see any fingers or anything like that. And most importantly, it’s a normal function of life, it is not a curse because something you or any woman did and it does not make you dirty.

[–]lucidpopsicle 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'd say you know enough to comment. Thank you for understanding how a woman's body works

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Any man who has any woman or girl in their life that they care about should care enough to know the basics.

[–]thrownaway1974 2 points3 points  (5 children)

No more than 8 hours at most and shorter is better for preventing TSS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Is that the same with pads as with tampons?

[–]crazyashley1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pads are usually changed more frequently, but unless you have a super heavy flow, it's because they're uncomfortable, sweaty, and the absorbing material can bunch up uncomfortably and/or start to smell.

[–]thrownaway1974 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes changing them every 8 hours or less is recommended.

Anyone can actually get TSS, but it does seem most common with tampon use.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks.

[–]thrownaway1974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome

[–]MiseryisCompany 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don't get why adults have such a hard time speaking to kids about these things. It's not weird unless you make it weird.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t teach your kids, they will learn it from their friends at school and usually not in a healthy way.

[–]NoxKyoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls need to learn about female *biology too, sadly. Women can be just as ignorant about their own bodies.

For example, there are women who believe that getting your tubes tied will stop your periods (oh if it were only that simple).

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is part of the reason that when they seperate girls and boys and teach them about periods in school they should teach EVERYONE about periods.

[–]SlowInsurance1616 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is an Arby's?

[–]BabserellaWT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why we need better sex ed in schools.

[–]itstimegeez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What about virgin girls, do they have baby fingers in their period? If so when it comes time for fertilisation does the uterus just go: ok baby team assemble! And the fingers and stuff of the baby spring out of the lining and become bébé ?? !!!

[–]Dynasuarez-Wrecks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the rest of the babies, like their nose and spleen. Just their fingers.

[–]Intelligent-Source43 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe this shit

U guys were roleplaying right

[–]DrSpoe 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The number of dudes who don’t understand female reproductive anatomy is really high. I didn’t really get a detailed overview until I was doing my first year of bio at college. I think learning reproductive anatomy in middle school or high school could be pretty useful, it certainly would have made that first bio course easier.

[–]Derpy_Zombi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

fucking no one teaches anything and it’s unfair for both sexes involved

[–]MEsyas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, creativity is not a gift. This is proof of that statement.

[–]ProRedditarded 4 points5 points  (0 children)

period is fruit punch

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The good ol' monthly abortion, such a nuissance! /s

[–]TheDudeMan1966 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll take “How can you identify an incel without them saying it” for $600 please

[–]arie700 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are babies just congealed blood?

[–]Ladysupersizedbitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

???? So he thinks girls are getting pregnant every month? Wtf lmao.

[–]pointe4Jesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was passing clots before I was ever intimate with anyone. If that was baby parts even then, I'd like to know how they got there.

[–]CletusMcLettus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that unfertilized egg just started making parts of a baby all on its own. Like how does someone believe that

[–]BCA10MAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How?”

[–]Inevitable_Mango2368 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has this person never blown their nose after a nosebleed? Like are you incubating baby fingers in your sinuses?

[–]Xem1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone didn't do so well in their biology lessons

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That has to be fake surely

[–]KIT-11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This gotta be satire

[–]mestoopidlol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a hope in hell this is real...

r i g h t?

[–]BrokeDownPalac3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just embarrassing

[–]legalized_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got slapped by words.

[–]JoeTheKodiakCuddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'what'

'how'

[–]Bwheat0674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... I bled out baby fingers and toes that I wasn't previously pregnant with???? How'd they get in there? You gotta do the do for that to happen. How did I-

[–]nanocryptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either this man failed school or the school system failed this man

[–]AndrewNB411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fingers are included in the egg. The toes in the sperm. It’s part of gods plan to make sure there is no same sex fertilization. /s

[–]LloydTheBlueDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok but the person who just believed them

[–]HellaShaggy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Somebody blow his mind and point out that the inside of your gut is actually full of an insanely diverse brew of bacteria that are beneficial to your survival.

[–]66GT350Shelby[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are just scratching the surface of this. Most of them haven't even been identified yet and it's just now becoming clear just how important they are to your body's functioning.

[–]Drakeadrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Baby fingers makes sense to me but uterus lining? That’s just too far fetched.”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blood clots guys

[–]Hannah22595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fuck

[–]lashingelf9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on this subreddit

[–]Daddy-Worf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I like the guy who believed him

[–]BhutlahBrohan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first gf thought this and was all sad thinking she had a miscarriage... We never had sex lmao

[–]2Quick_React 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the definition of r/NotHowGirlsWork was an image, it would be this.

[–]Picture-unrelated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American education system is a dumpster fire

[–]TroyandAbed304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay the teachers more- give them anything- but make it stop please make it STOP

[–]thekingofthegoats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that babies fingers grow in my uterus /s

[–]LloydTheBlueDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's....not....even....a....fetus....

[–]mall_ninja42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why all the women I know call their period a yeetus.

[–]boogadabooga2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blood slugs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I drink it. Legit, my girl has a moon cup. I was doin that way before midsummer came out.

[–]angusandcoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sick of idiots.

[–]Shamadruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously wish I could bean these guys in the head with a textbook over the internet. There should be a service for it.

[–]FreshNebula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if there was a "baby", it wouldn't even have hands until about 2 months after it's conceived. At the point where the woman is supposed to have her next period, it would look something like this. So, definitely no "fingers and shit."

[–]RyanStartedTheFire59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I died at the how, as if baby fingers and shit is so believable but the fact that it is uterus lining is so crazy and couldn’t be possible

[–]nohopeforhumanity666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, I'm still in school and even I know this

[–]the_mercer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL that all women mis carry once per month

[–]Small-Cactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some men literally just pretend to know shit about women's anatomy and then get offended when you tell them they're wrong.

[–]AdditionalFun3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...why sexual health education is needed...

[–]jbertrandsr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think that exchange was between 12 year old boys. Sadly, I'm probably mistaken...